Nepleslian Music Sensation: Aethersperm

[Moonman]

[[OOC Notes: With the rising infamy of Aethersperm around Nepleslian players, me and a few others decided to try and take a stab at giving Aethersperm more of an identity, just to add that little spice to our culture. However, be warned, lots of language in the following submission because it IS Nepleslia.]]




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Name: Aethersperm
Type: Super Heavy Death Speed Glam Metal Band
Members and Short Bios:

Jon-Jon Rocketass – Nepleslian, Lead Guitar, Vocalist

-The lead singer, lead guitarist and leading man of Aethersperm. A rather dashing man, muscular with a heinous amount of untamable long black hair. Prefers to wear lots of clothes that include mesh, whether its fishnet stockings or industrial-grade steel netting. A true visionary by nature.

Dizzy Dinkaid “Double D’s” – Geshrin, Secondary Guitar, Vocalist

-If Ms. Dinkaid is known for anything, it would be her breasts. Secondary Guitar and female vocalist, Double D’s got her name for her excessively suggestive clothing worn on screen, as well as her sultry attitude on-stage. Sporting a modest crop of neon pink hair and the quickest pick-hand this side of the galaxy, Double D’s is perhaps the most widely recognized woman on Nepleslian. Coincidently, Dizzy’s breasts are not DD sized most of the time...they have changed so many times people gave up guessing.

Rodney Shmidts “Shitz” – Nepleslian, Bass Guitar

-When we asked lead guitarist Rocketass about why they call Rodney “Shitz”, Jon-Jon replied, “’cause tha’s the oonly thing he does betta than the bass!” Tall, dark and quiet by nature, Shitz is the only member of Aethersperm without a wild mop of hair upon his head, although on occasion he has been known to place wigs on his bald noggin. Said to be extremely perverted in the bedroom.

Moe 17 – Android, Acoustics

-When previous drummer Lenny Binks quit the group due to financial hostilities, the rest of Aethersperm bought a retired model android, taught it how to play the drums, and glued an enormous red wig on its head. Hence, Moe 17 was born. The only member of Aethersperm to not drink or use drugs, although according to Jon-Jon, Moe is the most sexually active member of Aethersperm.

Hit Single: “SUPER MEGA DEATH EAGLE FUCK YEAH!!”
Defining Album: “Space Truckin’, Planet Fuckin’”
Short Band Biography:
Aethersperm is perhaps the most widely known Nepleslian musical group to ever scream at the top of their lungs. Known for tempo-heavy guitar screeching, risqué and offensive lyrics, flagrant style of dressing (especially Double D’s), heavy drug use, and extremely wild and sex-tastic tours. Aethersperm and its motley crew rocketed into popularity in YE 26 with their hit single “SUPER MEGA DEATH EAGLE FUCK YEAH!!”, which topped charts in a single night due to Jon-Jon’s infamous guitar solo, in which he screamed “FUCK!” in rapid succession 48 times before passing out on stage and being hospitalized for lung failure. When later asked how he knew this would become Aethersperm’s greatest moment, he simply replied, “Well shi’, jus’ think ‘ow fuckin’ RAAD we’da been if ‘oy said it 87 times like we’d practiced.”

[Fian]

FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

*Fian passes out.

[Wes]

Approved!

I'd still like to see more added, though.

[Moonman]

What more would you like to see?

I'm sure me and the boys could cook up a few more interesting exploits and tidbits to add to it.

[Uso Tasuki]

perhaps we can add to this in the form of an Aethersperm RP in the Nepleslia forum?

[I'm Only Dancing]

And my Aethersperm Signature Metal guitar is validated!

Edit:
1. I should write up all the bands and musicians Ive referrenced over the years. Good fun.
2. Aethersperm/Macchiato Sun joint tour would be amusing, I think. Intellectually elitist, mournful, protesty folk rock... and SUPER MEGA DEATH EAGLE FUCK YEAH!
3. Would you like me to add working out an "Aethersperm" track to my list of musical side projects? I could totally do it. Have Orion scream fuck a lot, and so forth...

[Moon Doll's Twin]

Oh yes I would so totally do that...

If I learned anything playing with Nuke the Oil, you don't HAVE to sound good to play metal. Just loop on another layer of distortion and echo all your guitars so you sound like you're playing faster!

So yes. If you want us to work on an interpretation of SUPER MEGA DEATH EAGLE FUCK YEAH!, I will happily do it. I would also like to see some Aethersperm roleplay, I would.

[Moonman]

Oh so wiki'd, with a few additions to band member bios and an added Controversy section.

As far as I'm concerned, Aethersperm can be a joint project from all interested parties. I'm not the creator of Aethersperm, I just wanted to give it more face. As long as you keep it within reason, keep it true to the Aethersperm 'feeling', and keep it Nepleslian, I'd sure like to see what the community can cook up.

Also, I wouldn't mind an RP with Aethersperm, but I myself don't see how it would work. It would most likely be like Luca's "Backstage" thread. But, I don't think anybody would want to play as Aethersperm. I mean, who would want to roleplay a jaded visionary, a bald pervert, a sexually active Geshrin, or a robot programmed to apologize after sex...

...oh wait...