Phalanx Phillip was a line of military-themed toys produced by CSEIA.
The main character, Phalanx Phillip, works along side characters including Sylph Shiganori, Demon Daniel, and Mindy Miyagi. Together they form “Armor Squad Alpha,” an organization dedicated to fighting the forces of the evil under Mishhu emperor Flurzarg.
3D-Animated adventures of Phalanx Phillip and Armor Squad Alpha. The series has been universally panned by critics for its extremely cliché plot line which involves a stereotypically selfless male protagonist, a lecherous male sidekick that acts as a character foil, and several potential female love interests. In addition to its unoriginal harem comedy plot, this series has also been attacked for what is perceived by many as intensely lurid subject matter. One scene that's caused an uproar universally among conservative factions involves three of the main characters, Shiganori, Miyagi, and Phillip, engaging in a bout of severely salty reparteé – immediately followed by quite obviously-hinted-at sexual activity. There are also numerous scenes involving comely young females enjoying a sultry dance with other girls, in addition to multiple scenes involving the capture – but not necessarily discontent – of female pilots on more than one occasion, and the rescue of eventually barely-clad damsels in distress rescued by Phillip every nth episode. This all culminates in a series where every other episode reveals enough flesh to send mothers everywhere lunging for their children's eyes. Despite all its faults, this series has been relatively well-received in Nepleslian regions, and has even developed a fan base (though quite a small one) in Yamatai.
Posable plastic figurine of various Armor Squad Alpha characters. Detachable armor plates can be unclipped to reveal characters in piloting suits. Accessories include weapons, alternate clothing, infantry equipment, and so on.
Collectable figurines that can also be used with the “Alpha Attack!”™ Tabletop Game System.
A power-armor themed tabletop miniature wargame. Uses Hypercube Dice and radioisotope-decay combat probability generator. (Warning: CSEIA recommends pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to “Alpha Attack!”™ Game System.)
Semi-autonomous, bipedial humanoid drones designed in the image of various power armor models. Features include basic AI with learning algorithms, interactive voice modules, fusion power pack with a 200-year lifespan, and 100W low-powered industrial laser cutter. (Warning: CSEIA is not liable for any damage caused by core containment breaches of fusion power packs, or by irresponsible use of laser cutters.)