Lambert Neis is a 23 year old
Domino's Pizza delivery unemployed guy with nothing better to do but get on the internet and spend an insane amount of time posting on play by post role-playing forums. His interests include wasting time, not bleeding, enjoying a mediocre existence, and avoiding relatives. He shares common goals with most other college drop-outs; which includes but isn't limited to: Sleeping with college students and pretending to be other people on the internet.
When he isn't working or cruising around on Star Army, Lam is usually located in his
apartment brother's basement, relaxing or lying to women to impress them.
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