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Life Events Becoming A Dad!

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Hey Star Army!

I wanted to let you know that I've got some life changes coming soon! I'm going to be a dad! My wife is pregnant (about 12 weeks along so far) and we're going to have a baby around November 23 of this year! I just told my family this morning. Many of you are my friends I've known for a decade or so, so I wanted to share this news with you, too.
 
I hereby place my support behind future Yui or Wes Jr. In any and all wars they wage against their father. If in the case of twins I hold my stance until a dominant successor has risen or the first to call arms.

Remember who played the long game and who was there for you first when the time comes to pick your lieutenants for the new regime, Little one~
 
Are you guys nuts? Why are you congratulating the man?!

Wes is months away from losing whatever freedom and free time he had left - which I understand was already not tons of - for at least the next two decades!

Mark my words. This heralds the end of SARP as we know it! Nothing will ever be the same!

Why?

Because feeding a new mouth is expensive. The hundreds (thousands) of dollars Wes puts into SARP (server fees, software, commissions, other projects) will soon come into scrutinery before things like baby clothes, toys, buying new bed, paying the babysitter for a few precious hours of freedom, saving for college, putting money in trust funds for your kid's future... and diapers.

That's the dilemma. Server fees, or diapers.

Trust me, the diapers will win. Everytime.
 
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