Trash talking, metal flowing, I’ve got a bad case of the danger fruits baby, and I think it’s time we made some nnooooiiissssseeee!~
This is debug funk polycast meatboys, and today we are comin’ at ya somethin’ wicked!
Now lay back and go comatose! Forget all those bad jobs and yo’ nasty ails! We got the vibes to sooth yo’ body and the beats to groove yo’ soul! Got some factoids commin’ up for you next, but right now it’s time to flow like mercury, you know what I’m sayin’?
♫ Mad Bad Flexigons – Atom Clasher ♫
♫ Particle Psychics – Dark Matter ♫
♫ NPC League – Diamond Drastic Intergalactic ♫
Here we go! Open up those plugsets and gimme y’all audio receptors, because this is about to get real!
Those Wire Guided boys have been expanding like crazy, first with that squishy stress toy version of the ol’ junker, and now with enough algae production to fill y’all lunch boxes everywhere! It’s all down to some mad deals they’ve been makin’ on that wee backwater cowboy planet, buyin’ off all the natural water grub and building some ships in exchange. Some of their new steelboys been tellin’ me that factory is mad huge! Even those gun-lovin’ greens are taking an interest, tryin’a bring themselves outta that hacking slump! Word is they both snagged a bulwark from the neppies, down by Gold Coast and Red sky. Could this be the start of a beautiful friendship?...
Who knows!
Further up north, looks like the Locksmiths did a number on both of their plans, gazumping their deal with the Iroma by using some rare metal only found in the rift… Turns out they asked for some kind of medical facility and some habitats in exchange.
Just what is that planet-sized ass Cinereal up to? Have all those years in the warp twisted his circuits and driven him strange in the program?
Next, we got whatever the smell is going on up far, far north. Like, past all our relay’s range kind of north. Out in the big black, up where all those wannabe colonists from the bad times legged it…
My chum Freethinker Range has been tellin’ me about some weirdo signals coming from up that way. Weird, corrupt stuff that don’t make sense. At first he thought it was just some rando junkers, maybe like what happened to the mothership Lament, but…
This thing would have to be huge. Like, crazy huge. Bigger and more complex than anything that should be up there. Where did they get all the parts out in the middle of the void? What’s the big plan? Are they plannin’ on coming back down here, or is somebody just gonna have to bite the bullet, go up there and have a gander at that madhouse?...
Beats me! I gotta date with destiny tonight and it ain’t the ‘reunite the species’ kind!
Keep your heads screwed on tight dudes, dudettes and dudeoids, because I gotta feelin’ this ol’ situ’ is gonna get strange!
♫ The Protoplexers – Ion Wind ♫
♫ Green Sirens – Superior Blast Wave ♫
♫ Delta Model – L E G M A N R E T U R N S ♫
This is debug funk polycast meatboys, and today we are comin’ at ya somethin’ wicked!
Now lay back and go comatose! Forget all those bad jobs and yo’ nasty ails! We got the vibes to sooth yo’ body and the beats to groove yo’ soul! Got some factoids commin’ up for you next, but right now it’s time to flow like mercury, you know what I’m sayin’?
♫ Mad Bad Flexigons – Atom Clasher ♫
♫ Particle Psychics – Dark Matter ♫
♫ NPC League – Diamond Drastic Intergalactic ♫
Here we go! Open up those plugsets and gimme y’all audio receptors, because this is about to get real!
Those Wire Guided boys have been expanding like crazy, first with that squishy stress toy version of the ol’ junker, and now with enough algae production to fill y’all lunch boxes everywhere! It’s all down to some mad deals they’ve been makin’ on that wee backwater cowboy planet, buyin’ off all the natural water grub and building some ships in exchange. Some of their new steelboys been tellin’ me that factory is mad huge! Even those gun-lovin’ greens are taking an interest, tryin’a bring themselves outta that hacking slump! Word is they both snagged a bulwark from the neppies, down by Gold Coast and Red sky. Could this be the start of a beautiful friendship?...
Who knows!
Further up north, looks like the Locksmiths did a number on both of their plans, gazumping their deal with the Iroma by using some rare metal only found in the rift… Turns out they asked for some kind of medical facility and some habitats in exchange.
Just what is that planet-sized ass Cinereal up to? Have all those years in the warp twisted his circuits and driven him strange in the program?
Next, we got whatever the smell is going on up far, far north. Like, past all our relay’s range kind of north. Out in the big black, up where all those wannabe colonists from the bad times legged it…
My chum Freethinker Range has been tellin’ me about some weirdo signals coming from up that way. Weird, corrupt stuff that don’t make sense. At first he thought it was just some rando junkers, maybe like what happened to the mothership Lament, but…
This thing would have to be huge. Like, crazy huge. Bigger and more complex than anything that should be up there. Where did they get all the parts out in the middle of the void? What’s the big plan? Are they plannin’ on coming back down here, or is somebody just gonna have to bite the bullet, go up there and have a gander at that madhouse?...
Beats me! I gotta date with destiny tonight and it ain’t the ‘reunite the species’ kind!
Keep your heads screwed on tight dudes, dudettes and dudeoids, because I gotta feelin’ this ol’ situ’ is gonna get strange!
♫ The Protoplexers – Ion Wind ♫
♫ Green Sirens – Superior Blast Wave ♫
♫ Delta Model – L E G M A N R E T U R N S ♫
