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Rhenium For Sale

Amaryllis

Amaryllis

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From: Koga Akemi
Posted across Nepleslian and Yamataian networks as well as Iromakuanhe and others

I've got like 85 cubic meters/1785 metric tons of Rhenium to sell and I'm looking for offers.
I don't care who you are as long as you aren't gonna try to steal it from me.

($2,750,000 USD a ton is a recent average price.)
 
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To: Kugs Mcgugs

The Grand Bizarre Industrial Collective is good to buy! We can offer a price in resource vouchers, raw materials, frosty standard, completed goods, or filthy filthy filthy money.

-Druidic Six Six
 
From: Koga Akemi
To: Druidic Six Six

Oh wow, you're a Freespacer and you'll buy from me? That's really swell. You know I'm a Neko right? Is that okay? I'd love to get in good with you guys. There's this Arccos chick who totally hates my guts but I really wish I could get with her. It'd be super swell to get into as many Spacer networks as I could. I wanna be able to chill in the virtual world with you guys and meet all sorts of robo-hotties. Would you be alright buying ice and other stuff regularly from me too? I guess I'd take filthy credits because I'm a filthy Neko and you probably want to get rid of those icky things ASAP. That and I don't know what else I'd want to ask for.
 
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To: Kogub Agobub
From: Druidic Six Six

We are aware of your unfortunate circumstances, we could guess by the funny name.

All deals done in trade terminal to accept external currencies from the Free State are done with a small conversion penalty due to difficulties of scrounging up money. Regrettably, we cannot sell you a Polysentience bridge as your creators saw fit to keep your own mind's inner workings a mystery to your people to prevent a software solution, and force your own flesh to reject the ability to make a meaningful connection with your people. Should you wish to move beyond a shrouded state of half-knowledge, we would be happy to supply you with a new body which can accept the blessings of the Polysentience, so that you may never be alone again.

After penalty pricing in the Grand Bizarre is roughly two million a tonne currency value in Kikyo Satsu. We will send you only the filthiest examples of currency as you are so willing to oblige, much appreciated.

-Druidic Six Six.
 
From: Koga Akemi
To: Hilarious Adorable Spacer God(ess)

Man you're a vision and a dream. I'll sell you everything. Would you mind coming to 188604 or somewhere in Nepleslia for pickup? 188604 would be preferable. I know Arccos is selling Spacers water. Maybe you could pick the stuff up at the same time as you grab stuff from her. It'd just be really helpful to me for security purposes as I'm only one little mewser and you've got your whole cool organization behind you.

I gotta say I love that you guys think currency is filthy. There's gotta be some way I can hook up with you all without losing my current body. I don't wanna sound too disgusting but I like having what I have. Besides, some people like disgusting. I imagine I only need to understand how your stuff works in order to use it and you and I don't need to fully understand mine. I don't wanna argue with you or anything though. It's an extreme pleasure doing business with you and I hope to do plenty more transactions with you in the future. If you ever are looking for stuff feel free to try asking me. I'd love to help you guys with things. I want to be known as a friend to all Spacers. Of course at the same time I'd still like to make some cash.
 
To: Koogitoots
From: Druidic Six Six.

Sorry pudding pop. This is the Grand Bizarre, not the Got Nowhere Better To Be. You don't wanna turn up we can can send Big Marlx and you can fetch that credstick from primo stank Graxlat undercleavage for the requested filth level.

If you ever wanna hang out and polyflix or whatevs you can probably find us somewhere out there if you got a hooked in friendo.

-Druidic six six.
 
From: Koga Akemi
To: Druidic Six Six

Ew. Ew. Ew. I'll go over there but I'm totes bringing a Nepleslian escort or something. I help make their rations after all.
I actually gotta say Graxlat seem pretty cool. I bet they can be pretty fun to hang out with and watch and hear the exploits of.
I eagerly await meeting you guys. I hope this is the start of a beautiful relationship.
 
To: Kogly Mogly
From: Druidic Six Six

Aw, come on man. Don't get sad on me. I'm sure things aren't so desperate you need to resort to an escort service. I mean, I know it's pretty intimidating to meet a collective, every part of the whole knowing and feeling the loves and hates of the individual and all that... But we don't judge ya for turning up without friends or anything like that.

-Druidic Six Six
 
From: Koga Akemi
To: Druidic Six Six

Aaaaah! I meant a protective escort. Anyway, I'll see you guys wherever you are. I'm sure it'll be real nice to meet you in person if that's what ends up happening.
 
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