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Sinus Alleviation Spray

Zakalwe

Inactive Member
From someone who knows the hell of trying to sleep with a really horrible blocked nose that seems to be inside the skull and drives one to the edge of his sanity.

Sinus Alleviation Spray:

There is little more incredibly annoying than a nasal congestion, otherwise known as a blocked nose, blocked sinus etc. – lying in bed at night unable to sleep because of it. Emrys Industries knows this – and Emrys Industries cares. Because of this Emrys Industries developed a spray composing partially of enzyme-like chemical reactants and partially of cellular sized nano-bots and partially a complex cocktail of drugs which work together to serve several purposes:

Firstly if the blockage is based upon a build up of Nasal mucus the nano-bots get to work breaking the substance apart in order to remove the block – this leads to the substance flowing out of the nasal cavity. A bad block takes between five and ten minutes to be cleared.

Secondly, if inflation of the mucous membranes are the source of the problem the spray contains engineered decongestants which serve to almost completely reduce the swelling. The swelling is usually almost entirely gone within ten minutes.

Thirdly ‘hunter' nano-bots enter the blood stream and find any pathogens which could be causing Sinusitis and dispose of them – either through breaking apart allergenic substances (although this will only be a temporary cure), destroy bacteria or releasing entry-blocking chemicals which block all known Sinusitis causing Virus'. This isn't a perfect solution – but it will stop the virus from getting any worse while the spray's other features alleviate the symptoms.

Fourth the drug contains pheromone-like chemicals which interact with the brain in such a way to alleviate pain by carefully acting upon the Somatosensory Cortex. Pain relief comes within five minutes and lasts for six hours.

For the alternate ‘sleep' version the spray comes with a mild sedative which makes falling to sleep easier – and the whole state of having a nose block less stressful.

All in all the Spray quickly removes almost all nose blocks, and goes a good way towards stopping the cause of the congestion – the final effect takes up to ten minutes, although the hunter nano-bots will keep on hunting with decreased efficiency for twenty-four hours.

The spracy comes in the form of a small bottle that you simply 'spray' by pressing the top in to your nose.

Price: 8ks.
 
Seems okay. Not sure the bot are necessary though - they should drive up the price, too.
 
The nano-bots are a relatively simple way of covering what I'd otherwise have to go in to a huge amount of detail over various chemicals and enzymes - the bots are relatively simple and effective.

I'll bump up the price.
 
It just struck me: what the nanobots do, the PANTHEON could do too, right?

"PANTHEON, please get rid of this cold for me."

"Of course. This will cost 8 KS."

"Cheapskate."
 
PANTHEON can do anything.

The Spray will be for those without PANTHEON - or for those that don't really what the omni-present femto-bot network screwing around with their inards.
 
Indeed, but these are Emrys Industries Nano-bots. The friendly kind.

In any case these are pretty simple nano-bots, they're not even nano-scale - just cellular.
 
Im wanting to jump into a side discussion on Morgellons but /restrains...self... / nanobots? even if cellular ... well at least they WARN you about them / okay count conspiracy go back to your cube and hush now (ah he never lets me have fun) Back to the bios ^^b
 
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