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Thorsten Calhoun On...

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...Freespacers!

"I like crazy hippie cyborgs." A burly Nepleslian man with a squarish and beaten face chomped down on a cigar and lit it. "Some people think brainwires and communism is bad mix, but I say there is no better mix. With exception of Nepleslia before cats took over, dah."

"They are crazy, yes, but they know how to make crazy work. Crazy for numbers? They become Bounty Office. Crazy for speed? They become pirates and scouts. Crazy for explosions and dakka? They become maker and sellers of nice tools for the bounty hunter. Crazy for burly Nepleslians with thick accents? I become happy." The man chuckled in a sort of throaty, belly laugh that carried some hints of muck in his lungs. "Their engineers are credit to team, and hey... after they fixed my skull, I become smarter and better with words. Maybe you should give Freespacers a chance."

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I will now take requests.
 
A quaint man in an eyesore of a plaid suit and coke-bottle glasses raises his hand. "Uh, Mr. Calhoun sir, what do you think of the UOC?" he asked in a squeaky, nasally voice.

(OOC: I lol'd heartily at "credit to team".)
 
A stiff looking yamataian male, carrying what appeared to be a multitude of sharp objects had a question. "Calhoun-San. What are your opinions of Nekovalkyrja?"
 
(OOC Note: I really regret not posting replies to this.)

...Luca Pavone!

"Luca Pavone is most dangerous man in history of world!" The Nepleslian took a large swig of the gin, vodka and absinthe tonic mixing in his flask and raised his arm in grim salute. He relit his cigar and placed both arms on the small metal coffee in front of him, and let out a small sigh. "But it is bad, for I am jealous man, looking at hair of his head. Thick... bushy... gravity is like face under my boot. And... those EYEBROWS!"

"I would trade all the good bullets in the world and have the hair of his eyebrows on my head." He beamed for a moment and placed both his feet upon the table, leaning back a bit into his chair. "But eh... he is good bounty hunter, make trade look good. I make trade look good. I like Luca Pavone."

"But hold onto your bologna, tiny men, because when you see orange and white spesscart coming, you should start running."

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