Life Events Cheesy Valentine's Day Cards SARP Style

[Amaryllis]

I'm too lazy and my thoughts aren't conducive to the task at the moment, but I'm sure you guys can come up with some great SARP variations of the cheesy cards people would pass around in elementary school.
http://politedissent.com/images/feb06/cyke_vcard.jpg
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Also, we need a Yamataian Valentine's Day and White Day so we can send each other corny cards yearly.

 

[MissingNo]

"Aether you're with me or you're not! Be Mine, Valentine?"

"You're a bombshell, Valentine, but I'll never drop you!"

"1100100100101011100110010010010010000100111101001001001100101
0001010011010010111001001001001001110100100010100101010010010
0101011100110101001001001011[...]"

 

[Moogle]

Yeah, I made a valentine.

 

[Wes]

We should totally start this up again.

 

[paladinrpg]

This is actually going to be used ICly as a joke card from Aran'ya to Akemi in the LSDF Val'ta plotship, but figured I'd show it off early for laughs! The joke is that it's to make up for the fact the Neko didn't find any of the evil Mishhu girls on Tange (and ol' Widow wouldn't be caught giving him an actual card from her)

 

[Edto Xar'Sivaree]

I don't have any art that would be suitable, but if a Vekimen was in a relationship with a non vekimen their valentine card would go like this.

I would visit a dentist for you
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