I remain baffled by the the crew's slow, uncaring response to the fire and trapped persons in a time-critical situation such as this.
MEGAMI: WARNING, DANGER! THERE IS A FIRE IN THE FABRICATION BAY AND CREW MEMBERS LIVES ARE IN IMMINENT DANGER!!
Haruhi: (to damage control) "Take care of it."
Asine: "Well, I have a suit on now, do you want me to actually go in?"
Bridge crew: pew pew pew
Katae: "Any day now..."
Haruhi: *sips tea on the bridge* "Pip pip chaps, it's about that time, isn't it? What say you put out the fire and rescue the crewmen?"
MEGAMI: "Shit's still burnin'!"
Haruhi: *leans back in her chair*
Asine: On second thought, let me grab some supplies first...
Kahen and Keiko: (On fire here, could use a hand guys...guys?!?)
Hoshi: Let's take a minute to analyze the situation more thoroughly.
*Smoke and flame billows out now opened door*
Asine: *plays mechanical claw arcade game, trying to pick up the girder on Kahen* Damn it, these things are always a rip-off!
Haruhi: "Boooring."
*Help finally arrives*
Gi: "I am teh crispy"
It's a good thing it's a drill.