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Adrian Decane said:Adrian didn't even look at him, simply leaning his head a bit. "Listen, newbie. She's a devil woman. I wouldn't subject you to this." With that, he pulled out his .45. "I'm gonna cap that bitch."
(10:37:57 PM) big_round_glowy_thingy: (wow, I am liking that Suku.)
(10:38:37 PM) kokuten_chiaki: <So, who's next?>
(10:39:05 PM) Le Blue Dude: Istvan seemed somewhat distant, not at all like he was in the mess hall "hmmm? I already got birth control implants. I don't need to be sterilised..." His voice was heavily tinged with a Russian accent now, though not enough to prevent understanding.
(10:39:17 PM) big_round_glowy_thingy: (...you could do Istvan)
(10:39:22 PM) big_round_glowy_thingy: (I mean, he's right there)
(10:39:37 PM) kokuten_chiaki: <Perfect>
(10:39:44 PM) neinman3: (Oh my god...)
Luca said:Heard this one on Phoenix Wrong.
Girl "Nervous?"
Guy "Yes."
Girl "First time?"
Guy "No I've been nervous lots of times..."