"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brook Shields
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President."
-Hillary Clinton
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
-A democratic congressional candidate in Texas
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Al Gore, Vice President (democrat, in case you didn't know...)
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-Same genius from the last quote
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Bill Clinton, former President
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-Keppel Enderbery
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
-Brook Shields
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the President."
-Hillary Clinton
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
-A democratic congressional candidate in Texas
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
-Al Gore, Vice President (democrat, in case you didn't know...)
"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
-Same genius from the last quote
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
-Bill Clinton, former President
"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
-Keppel Enderbery
"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
-Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.