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Star ArmyⓇ is a landmark of forum roleplaying. Opened in 2002, Star Army is like an internet clubhouse for people who love roleplaying, art, and worldbuilding. Anyone 18 or older may join for free. New members are welcome! Use the "Register" button below.

Note: This is a play-by-post RPG site. If you're looking for the tabletop miniatures wargame "5150: Star Army" instead, see Two Hour Wargames.

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  • 📅 September 2024 is YE 46.7 in the RP.

Awesome Quotes

Guy 1. I went into the D&D store cuz they had old capcom arcade booths for sale, and my girlfriend followed me in. All the guys were sitting at a table playing D&D, and this one long haired dude got up out of his seat, strode up to my gf, bowed and said "May I help you my lady?"

Guy 2. I don't know, man. That's pretty smooth. What was his charisma? 17? 18?
 
"Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk."
...
"I cast Magic Missile!"
"Why are you casting Magic Missile? There's nothing to attack..."
"I attack the DARKNESS!"
...
"Well it says I have blue eyes but I decided I want gray eyes instead!"
...
"I want a Mountain Dew. Wheres the Mountain Dew?"
"In the fridge, god!"
"I'm grabbing a Mountain Dew. Does anyone else want a Mountain Dew?"
"NO!"
"Can I have some Cheetos?"

...from the ending credits to Summoner.
 
Ohn0ez! I must have my Cheetos!
-has never actually eaten Cheetos-

"You grew up in suburbia and noone feels sorry for you. Get a haircut."
- best line ever written about Emokids.
 
A friend was argueing with her boyfriend about how emo kids suck...he's for them, she's against them. She said the best line that went something like this...


Her: "I'm so sick of listening to you whine and talk about emo bands."

Him: "Shut up, emo bands are cool."

Her: "No. They're not."

Him: "Yeah. You just don't understand them."

Her: "Then why don't you go cry and write a song about it...that's what they would do."
 
From BASH:


#5273 +(23092)- [X]

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

(^ That is the story of my life.)



#99060 +(19865)- [X]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT ***
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right



#244321 +(16218)- [X]

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.


I could keep this up all day...but maybe you should read bash yourself.
 
This made me laugh for five straight minutes

From BASH:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
 
I don't really think there's a need to put Bash quotes in this thread, considering anyone could just go to the top 100 at bash.org for the same effect.
 
Yeah, but that one I needed to share...I actually fell out of my chair (maybe I'm just easily amused)

From work today:

It takes a special kind of idiot to become middle management
-Co-worker in reference to our leads.
 
"I put my pants on, just like the rest of you. One leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on...I make gold records."

-Christopher Walken as Bruce Dickenson.
 
Here at my bank your not just a number. Your 2 numbers, a dash, 4 more numbers, another dash, then 7 more numbers, one last dash, and finaly 2 more numbers.

Love is not blind- it sees more, not less. But because it sees more it is willing to see less. Rabbi Julius Gordon
 
"Language was invented to ask questions. Answers may be given by grunts and gestures, but questions must be spoken. Humanness came of age when man asked the first question. Social stagnation results not from a lack of answers but from the absence of the impulse to ask questions." - Eric Hoffer
 
"It is always amazing to me to see how much people think they are enjoying and living life, until they realize that they don't have much time to do just that. It is then that they realize that what they thought was life, was just a cage to keep their mind, and body, captive."

-Myself.

(Okay, so it isn't some great theologion, or philosopher, but it's the thoughts of a person facing possible death. Call it emo, call it stupid, but these are my honest thoughts, shared with you, when I feel that no one else will listen and understand.)
 
Interestingly, I always enjoyed life most when I was strung out and completely detached from it.

"Any time I want to I can go down to the general store and say, 'Shoppie, I'd like to buy a condom, and make it a French tickler!', because I am a Protestant."
- Monty Python's Meaning of Life
 
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best frien, because inside a dog, it's too dark to read.

-G. Marx

In China, Bill Gates is Britney Spears. In America, Britney Spears is Britney Spears, and that is where the problem lies.

from the book "The World is Flat: A brief history of the 21st century."
 
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