Forum Game Bad Sprite Names

[Wes]

For a long time, the Star Army of Yamatai created "sprite" Nekovalkyrja, who were basically on-demand crew members. These sprites were typically named after foods or flavors (Cherry, Blueberry, etc).

In this thread, we come up with food or flavor names that would be awkward for a cute Nekovalkyrja to be born with.

Examples:

- Nut ("but I'm not crazy!")
- Taco (innuendo?)
- Beefsteak (Not so great for a slender neko)
- Rapeseed
- Strip Steak
- Bacon
- Sausage (It's a trap!)

 

[Cy83r K0rp53]

First and Foremost:HAL (never name any artificial constructs after that AI)

The better ones are at the top.

=Foods=
Celery
Parsnip
Ribeye
Geoduck (It's a Mishhu!)
Fugu
Natto

=Colors=
X-ray
Microwave
Tickle-me-Pink

 

[Arieg]

Apple Pie

 

[Wes]

Burrito
Coleslaw
Lasagna (good food, not such a great name!)
Poppycock
Stromboli
Barbecue
Roast Beef
Horseradish
Porridge
Gruel
Buffalo Wings
Bagel
Deepfried
Butter ( Phyrexus> "I'd like to have a spread of that Butter...")
Spotted Dick
Yogurt

Also, some good (?) names:

Muffin
Cake
Cookie
Cream
Pepper
Frosting
Banana
Yam
Onion
Spice
Fennel
Tilapia (?)
Tequila
Pumpernickel
Rye
Nectar

 

[Kokuten]

Haggis
Jerky
Jelly Roll
Dippin' Dots
Pork Chop
Boston Butt
Sauerkraut
Chili
Noodle(It's trap!)
Bratwurst(Also a trap!)
Popsicle(Third time's a trap!)
Catfish
Salmon
Tilapia
Shrimp(Tiny trap.)
Scallop
Clam

 

[Cy83r K0rp53]

Ground Round
Rumproast
Tenderloin

 

[Wes]

Hoagie
Blimpie
Ham
Cheeseball
Gushers
Footlong

 

[Zack]

5 Dollar

 

[Kai]

A lot of these wouldn't be as bad if we had male sprites.

 

[Lamb]

Puddin'

 

[MissingNo]

Obe Yurth Erst.

Cookie to the first one to get that one. Not because it's difficult, because it kinda isn't...so that's why the first one gets the cookie : )

 

[Kokuten]

A lot of these wouldn't be as bad if we had male sprites.

Male sprites? Unpossible. The only male sprite ever to exist is Asher, and his name isn't even spritish.

 

[Yoshiro Tanaka]

Obe Yurth Erst.

Cookie to the first one to get that one. Not because it's difficult, because it kinda isn't...so that's why the first one gets the cookie : )

This was the Sprite motto from 1997. The whole quote goes "Image is nothing. Thirst is everything. Obey your thirst." I want my cookie! :lol:

 

[MissingNo]

Well done : ) And you did research too...wasn't expecting that, thus, a mega-cookie!

I present to you your cookie, sir.

 

[Wes]

Whipped Cream
Pork Tenderloin
Cheesecake
Rump Round

 

[Compouds117]

cherry pie
whopper
big mac

 

[Gunsight1]

Waffles
Goat Cheese
Soused Hog's Face
Sea Pie
Dill Pickle

 

[ArsenicJohn]

Escamole (Google it)
Surstromming (Ugh.)
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Durian

 

[jaionemaiz]

Chicken
Pine apple cake
black coffee
Choco pie
Banana Split

 

[Wes]

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