Byakuren Movie Trailer

Opens with Kotori glaring at the camera.
Narrator: An odd request..
Kotori: I demand a crew of Star Army personnel for my own purposes.

Cut to Sora and Sumaru approaching Premier One.
Narrator: ...Leads to the assembly of an odd crew. Princesses and samurai....
Sumaru: Im here to protect my princess!

Cut to Nicholas and Kotori at Samurai House.
Narrator: ...dedicated officers....
Kotori: Saiga...you're captain.
Nicholas: I what?!

Cut to Konoka at Warm and Sweet.
Narrator: This idiot....
Konoka: COFFEEEE!!

Cut to Celeste and Reika in shadowy area.
Narrator: The whole crew carries a dark secret.
Celeste: Investigate Kotori. You may have to have her...terminated.
Reika: As you wish.

Cut to Sune brooding as he turns away from the camera.
Narrator: Some have already cut and run.
Sune: I can't kill her....I must leave. I'm sorry.

Cut to close up of Konoka looking at the camera with a dreamy expression.
Narrator: The crew is divided.
Konoka: I want to be Kotori's friend!
Narrator: Will they save Kotori....
Cut to Izumi pointing a finger at the camera.
Izumi : YOU ARE GUILTY OF TREASON!
Narrator: Or destroy her?
*Tense music*
On screen appear the words BYAKUREN: THE MOVIE. COMING SOON.

 

[Fian]

i loled

 

[Doshii Jun]

Kotori: The Terminator.

 

[Abwehran Commander]

So there'll be hot Sarah Conner on Future Man lovin?

 

[Moogle]

This must be made canon so then all the PCs in the campaign are (presumably) offended. It'd be hilarious, you know.