"In a rather historic rise in crime, this year has been off to a rough start for everyone's favorite megacity... or should we say, megacities!"
The screen pans out, isolating the various continents and megacities of the Nepleslian homeworld as multiple figures blast to the forefront; each one's name instead replaced with a percentile.
"The testing polls you see and their percentages were acquired by Kennewes local company Ken-TEC during its regular sales marketing and analysis with experts in the personal arms market -- now more than ever, the various continent-spanning districts of Planet Nepleslia are resorting to crime! Some say it's due to unrest over a lack of a public show of progress against newfound foes such as the Kuvexians facing off against Yamatai while others suggest it may have something to do with a recent string of crime despite the recent efforts of local departments like some of Nepleslia's finest over in Roger Wilco."
The news anchor brushes a hand back through her hair, rolling her eyes. "Of course, many are skeptical as to if this is different than any year starting off on the wrong foot. Though the truth behind the tests isn't failproof or a true study of what the real crime rate will be, this test result has started to spur many local citizens into dropping the drugs and getting their hands on some NPF durandium."
Vanishing from the screen, the anchor is instead replaced with a cutout of Freespacers, Nepleslians, and the various denizen species of the Imperium side-by-side, crossing their hands over their chests and flickering into the prestigious paintjobs, uniforms and various equipment utilized by the Nepleslian Police Force.
"Back in a few with everyone's favorite segment about the most recent local buffoon crashing his car... into a Zen Armaments convoy by accident!"
The screen pans out, isolating the various continents and megacities of the Nepleslian homeworld as multiple figures blast to the forefront; each one's name instead replaced with a percentile.
GROWTH OF CRIME RATE IN THE CORE CITY DISTRICTS IN PERCENT OF CRIME-TO-POPULATION
FUNKY CITY DISTRICT: 17 -> 30% |
LOS APAGOS DISTRICT: 12 -> 25% |
ROGER WILCO DISTRICT: 10 -> 27% |
HANYA CITY DISTRICT: 3 -> 14% |
ROKIN ISLES DISTRICT: 7 -> 25% |
"The testing polls you see and their percentages were acquired by Kennewes local company Ken-TEC during its regular sales marketing and analysis with experts in the personal arms market -- now more than ever, the various continent-spanning districts of Planet Nepleslia are resorting to crime! Some say it's due to unrest over a lack of a public show of progress against newfound foes such as the Kuvexians facing off against Yamatai while others suggest it may have something to do with a recent string of crime despite the recent efforts of local departments like some of Nepleslia's finest over in Roger Wilco."
The news anchor brushes a hand back through her hair, rolling her eyes. "Of course, many are skeptical as to if this is different than any year starting off on the wrong foot. Though the truth behind the tests isn't failproof or a true study of what the real crime rate will be, this test result has started to spur many local citizens into dropping the drugs and getting their hands on some NPF durandium."
Vanishing from the screen, the anchor is instead replaced with a cutout of Freespacers, Nepleslians, and the various denizen species of the Imperium side-by-side, crossing their hands over their chests and flickering into the prestigious paintjobs, uniforms and various equipment utilized by the Nepleslian Police Force.
"Are you proud to bear arms? Are you a Kodian or just a proud Nepleslian? Whichever the case may be, the NPF is happy to have you curbing crime!"
The ad ends and the woman winks at the camera before shoving her thumb up over her shoulder.
"Back in a few with everyone's favorite segment about the most recent local buffoon crashing his car... into a Zen Armaments convoy by accident!"
