"Today, more shocking crime-related footage from Funky City; encrypted and almost worthless footage from a heist earlier this year paired showcased one of the prime examples of crime ramping up in Funky City. Many aren't too surprised by this; crime has been rampant through Nepleslia's history and periodically has seen flagrant spikes of increased violence and criminal armament. But this reporter feels that perhaps the question asked is the one echoed in tin-foiled hat-wearing witnesses; could the access to military-grade arms through organizations such as Origin Industries, Zen Armaments, and the other giants in the arms industry be responsible? A report from the heist - as well as countless other localized tests through Nepleslia - highlights the armament and usage of these high-grade corporations technology."
"So, you ask - why not institute a license? Of course, the only one who'd ask that wouldn't be a Nepleslian... but let this reporter humor you. Providing a licensing system would simply not work. With the availability of military-grade equipment on the rise, Pandora has already been let out of the box; so the Nepleslian Police Force is announcing the roll-out of additional equipment entering service soon. Where we have once had to rely on our military to address these problems, many of you out there can start resting your trust in the men and women who protect the Imperium. Unlike Yamatai, Nepleslia's people can handle our own problems without disturbing our fine men and women from punching the real bad guys in the mouth!"
"As we speak, legislation movements are being prepared by the Senate to be handed to the Sky Marshal himself. From an order granting additional jurisdictional and armament rights to the NPF - allowing them to field minor navy assets and receive a higher grade equipment roll-out - to changes in enlistment ages and the intent to create new different military contracts, there's a lot of buzz out there. Stay tuned for more updates from your favorite Nepleslian News Network, sponsored today by BIGGUNS! At BIGGUNS' Gun Mart, Fill Your Cart!"
"So, you ask - why not institute a license? Of course, the only one who'd ask that wouldn't be a Nepleslian... but let this reporter humor you. Providing a licensing system would simply not work. With the availability of military-grade equipment on the rise, Pandora has already been let out of the box; so the Nepleslian Police Force is announcing the roll-out of additional equipment entering service soon. Where we have once had to rely on our military to address these problems, many of you out there can start resting your trust in the men and women who protect the Imperium. Unlike Yamatai, Nepleslia's people can handle our own problems without disturbing our fine men and women from punching the real bad guys in the mouth!"
"As we speak, legislation movements are being prepared by the Senate to be handed to the Sky Marshal himself. From an order granting additional jurisdictional and armament rights to the NPF - allowing them to field minor navy assets and receive a higher grade equipment roll-out - to changes in enlistment ages and the intent to create new different military contracts, there's a lot of buzz out there. Stay tuned for more updates from your favorite Nepleslian News Network, sponsored today by BIGGUNS! At BIGGUNS' Gun Mart, Fill Your Cart!"
