[Parcel Delivery] Matriarchy's Package for Lewis Pasco Day

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Material Parcel - Cargo Included
To: Democratic Imperium of Nepleslia - Addressed to Robert Davis & The Vanderhuge Family
From: Lorath Matriarchy

Parcel Contents

1x Hand-Written Message From Lorath High Priest Velor 'Tomoe' Tur'lista

10x SSCC Huge Cargo Container

Cargo Container Contents

100,000 - 'Arbitrator' Pistols

10,000 - 'Deviance' Shotgun Gatling

25,000 - 'Pioneer' Standard Rifle

10,000 - Devil's Fountain Gatling Weapon

100,000 - Hand Cannon

25,000 - “Ek'yra” Railgun Service Rifle

25,000 - “My'hyz” Service Rifle

50,000 - “M'Cel” 40/30mm Grenade Launcher

10,000 - Shoulder Fired Antimatter Munitions Launcher

Misc. Ammunition & Accessory Packages.

5,000 Gallons of Lorath Liquor

Dear Sky Marshal Davis, and Vanderhuge Family

During this trying time in which we find ourselves on this holiday season, the Lorath Matriarchy has not forgotten our friendship with the Nepleslian people, and would like to provide you, your kin, and those which could best use the gift, the gift of a lot of guns and alcohol. We have prepared this package according to your traditions, and we wish you a happy Lewis Pasco Day, don't blow your nuts off.

 

[Kokuten]

Re: [Parcel Delivery] Matriarchy's Package for Lewis Pasco D

Davis' been shooting mutant-buzzards, looking classy, and writing books since he stepped down from office six months ago. No worries, though, we'll make sure all of this gets along to where it needs to go.

Signed,
Sky Marshall Pyros Thrull Westwood
Premier of the Democratic Imperium of Nepleslia

P.S: I'm keeping the liquor.

Signed,
Sky Marshall Pyros Thrull Westwood
Premier of the Democratic Imperium of Nepleslia