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Nepleslian News Network Shotguns, Rifles, and Trifles

Nepleslia

A short intro sequence began, and consisted of explosions, monster starship impacts and extreme speeds, and a bullet shredding through space on fire. After the intro, the viewer would see the familiar and beautifully chiseled face of a Nepleslian woman they knew all too well as one of the newscasters for NNN. The gruff and tumble hulk of a woman behind the desk of the studio of the news network spoke out after a husky cough.

"Tonight, we have a showstopper! Skeet season is approaching. Get your clay, get your butt spray, and get your shotguns!! This year is the first year that the drones will be flying high over Funky City's clouds at the top of one of Argent Towers. The stadium is set and waiting, are you ready? Cock and load, boys... We're going to have a good year!"

"Not only that, Origin Industries has pulled the Showstopper Heavy Assault Rifle from NAM's hands and put it into the public's. Not only will DIoN now have access to the rifle, but the rest of the Sector does, now, as well." The woman seemed torn, now, and blinked before exhaling, "I guess that's what you get for—"

"News from across the border," interjected a man sitting beside the woman that had so far not been shown on camera. "Several diplomats are now competing for the title of Premier of Yamatai. Who will win and should we care, Nepleslia? More on that, at eleven!"
 
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