This was a JP on the old forums that stayed very close to my mind.
Gran slide into his power suit, a tight fitting spandex colored a bright red, the wrists a stark white. He charged down a tube and slid, coming to rest in a large chair in front of a blazing console of color and light, buttons blinking and beeping. "Fighter Force Mega-Bot 1! GO!" Gran smashed his fist on a large globe-like button, the machine roaring to life. The gigantic ten story tall metal mayhem machine luched as it entered it's lauch pod. "Liftoff!! GO!" Gran's robot shot out of the tube and sailed through the air.
Adrian's eyes darted about wildly. The bad trip was getting worse. The man considered "cutting" that "bitch" who had sold him the "Acid". He got his crazed eyes to finally focus on one thing, his flight suit. ... Yeah. Fuck that. He walked to his tube, and looked over as Gran jumped down his. The man seemed to fucking disapear! Adrian quickly ran to Gran's tube, his multi-colored liberty spikes swaying slightly. He peered down it, wide-eyed, screaming. "GRAN! GRAN! WHERE ARE YOU?! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!" But there was no reply as the bot took off. Adrian blinked and almost started to cry, thinking his friend had descended a tube to hell. The man backed away, quietly muttering, until he tripped backwards into his own tube, shooting down it.
His spiked jacket sprayed sparks, making an assload of noise. He finally smashed into a large chair, and tumbled onto the floor before it. "OH GOD! SAVE ME! OH JESUS FUCK SATAN WILL EAT ME! PLEASE HELP!!" His cries were unheeded as his bot exploded upwards, and began spasming oddly as it shot up the tube, sparks shooting everywhere, and finally exploding into the sky
Kokuten-Maximus lumbered through the fields outskirting the city. The gigantic beast slowly stepped, on homes, schools, and a McDonnies. He was simply a large Golem-Like statue, who had the bad habit of stepping on things. Did that make him evil? Yes, because he enjoyed stepping on things. He staggered across the river, looking at the city before him. It was tall, very tall, almost as tall as him. Oh, he didn't like that, no sir-e, tall things angered Kokuten. It made him want to do evil things, like, stepping on stuff, and shooting fire out of his mouth. Which he promptly did, after kicking over a warehouse as he entered the city.
Gran's robot sailed gracefully through the air, arms extended out front. He narrowed his eyes, the air tense with the coming conflict, he did a few fancy flips, curling into a ball, his feet hitting the ground hard, sending small debris up around him, he stood up quickly and started his power-up poses, the Flying Crane, the Jumping Monkey, and finally, the Fearsome Bear. His suit hummed louder and shone in the sun, the giant bright red 'F' on his chest standing out around it's gold lining and the darker red of the rest of the suit. He slid a foot forward, pushing the puny cars beneith him out of the way. His fighting form was powerful, his hands extended open palmed before his long stance.
The large mohawk crest on his head glimmering one more time as he peered into the distance, the fire reflected in his eyes. The loudspeakers of his suit threw his voice out to the monster. "Halt your approach foul creature and return you your dark den! Stay and we shall fight and you will lose!"
Adrian had resigned himself to crying quietly in his chair, curled into a ball. His robot sailed none-to-gracefully through a skyscraper or two, sending hundreds of innocent civilians to their deaths. A bit of gore plastered itself prettily on his very screen, a still-screaming head refusing to fall off. Adrian moved his eyes out from his arms, staring at the screen. The man screamed loudly, his eyes rolling into his head, and blood exploding from his mouth. The head fell. The punker pilot stared for an instant, and his eye twitched. He thrashed madly once, hitting a single button. The scream that came from his mouth, and the subsequent rabble about snakes on his head shattered windows for city blocks all around, blasting out eardrums and practically blowing out a couple eyeballs.
All around, people fell by the hundreds, and the gigantic "U" robot dashed around in circles, devastating buildings, thousands meeting their ends. And he didn't really seem to notice the gigantic monster until he leaped through the air and and literally smashed into him, still screaming.
"AUGH." Cried the Golem behemoth, he was startled by crazy robot attacking him. What was this thing? Why did it jump at him? When could he stomp it? Right now seemed appropriate, but Kokuten was too busy falling over. He knocked over a an office building, which knocked over a commerce center, which knocked over a political building, which fell on to a school, a park, and finally a poodle. Kokuten was now angry, all that happened, and he didn't even stomp one thing. He was so angry, he breathed fire onto Adrian's robot.
"Good work Adrian-sama! Confusing the enemy, brilliant!" Gran's red robot streaked like lightning through the streets, careful to avoid the people still straggling in the open. He vaulted over buildings, carefully preventing damage. He neared an open spot clear of destructable objects and crouched and jumped soaring through the air again. He threw his arms out making his robot a large 'X' shape. "DOOMSDAY FALCON-X STRIKE!!" He tucked his body into a spear-like shape, his hands making a sharp point. He used the jets on his back to hurtle towards the golem, sreaking like a flash from the sky. "You have no chance monster!!"
His black hands shimmered white as the robot zoomed straight for the golem. He punched a few button and threw a joystick forward, the hands spinning like a drill. Gran screamed a battle-cry from within his cockpit, his his robot shining with power.
Adrian saw the golem. And he saw the fire. He actually saw those things. They were real. What wasn't real, but Adrian was unable to discern from reality, were the gigantic wings, sharp horns, and red scaly skin. For the second time in his life, Adrian Decane was absolutely certain he was staring into the face of the devil. This time, the scream literally made a new-by maternity ward explode, little pieces of infant brain flying through the windows, and the gigantic robot rolled away from the "Satan," rolling over a parade for the Youth-Elderly-Cripple connection, blood and child parts now covering the machine. "OH GOD! GRAN! HELP ME PLEASE! SATAN IS TRYING TO EAT ME! OH GOD! PLEASE!"
Kokuten had no idea what was going now, the U robot seemed scared of him, maybe he didn't like Kokuten. That was good, because Kokuten didn't like him. Soon, a whole new demention of unliking was about to take place. The Golem leaned over to try and grab the U robot, right when the F robot shot right past and to a neighboorhood department store, mall complex, and commercial meeting center. "BAUR." Bellowed the Golem as it reached down to the U robot.
"Blast!" Gran shouted as his robot quickly popped up from the wreckage, shaking girders off of it's shoulders. "Sorry commander" he said to himself, "You'll have to take it out of my pay." He blasted out on his loudspeakers: "You're faster than you look. God job dodging monster, try this one on for size!" Gran lifted his arms above his head and spread out his legs, making a big 'A'. Gran spotted his fellow Fighter Force member in trouble. "Pulls yourself together Adrain-sama! Together we can beat this monstrostity! Alpha cutter! Activate!" Gran's hands glowed yellow, and he brought them down in a quick chop, a large blade of energy shooting form heading straight for Kokuten's arm. "Hands off my friend!" He screamed the shining light closing on it's target.
Adrian scrambled away from the robot, crying and crawling, each sweeping movement of his metallic elbows sending dozens of people flying, their innards ruined, their bodies broken and bleeding. Screams of pain and fear and the cries of children seeing their parents murdered in a metallic holocaust filling the city. Adrian had taken to smashing his arms against one of the control panels, setting of various weapons hidden within his robot. One such weapon, the Atomo-Super-Mega-Justice Ray MK II, became stuck when one of the small metallic spikes adorning Adrian's prized punker jacket smashed it deep within the console. Adrian swung one arm wide, cutting down several buildings and, ironically, completely destroying a police station, killing the officers inside.
Adrian shot a look towards Gran, the shining light, the wreckage around him... "OH MY GOD! OH FUCK! GRAAAAAAAN!!! OH GOD!! JESUS AND SATAN HAVE TEAMED UP TO KILL ME! OH GOD NO! HELP ME! PLEASE HELP ME!" More heads exploded around the robot, giving much of it a red paintjob.
Kokuten was losing his temper greatly now, the giant golem had not stomped one thing, but all kinds of shit were getting destroyed. His hatred was directed the the F robot, he was obviously trying to show the Golem up by destroying the buildings. Now the F robot was coming back to show off more of his amazing destructive powers. Kokuten was not going to allow this; Kokuten liked stomping things, but the F robot was having all the fun. The giant golem formulated a complex, excellent, and devious plan.
Kokuten grabbed the ankles of the U robot, he picked up the legs. As the F robot approached, he raised the U robot, and swung the U robot like a bat at the F robot.
Adrian felt his robot flying through the air, and breather a sigh of relief, and let his arms hang down. Maybe now his trip would improve. He payed no heed to the fact his Atomo-Super-Mega-Justice Ray MK II was still firing, killing hundreds of civilians and destroying buildings. Adrian leaned back smiling. And then he smashed into Gran's robot and all hell broke loose. Again. And suddenly, for some horrific reason, Adrian's brain decided that he was no longer in a cockpit, but rather hugging a tuba in a shit-and-newspaper lasagna. Adrian screamed some more as a tall man burst into the feces-coated bathroom and screamed "YOU FUCKING FUCKSHIT!" And then everything jumped back to Satan and Jesus V. Decane. Adrian freaked out even more.
Gran shouted to Adrian. "I said calm down and pull youself together!" He turned back to the Golem, just in time to see it grab and throw his friend at him. "YOU MONSTER!" He yelled right before the impact. His robot tumbled through the air, the console in the cockpit spitting sparks and smoke in his face. "Aaaaghhhh!!!" Gran screamed, his robot crashing into a half-finished building, the red steel splintering everywhere. He crawled out slowly and stood up. "Is that all you have creature?" He looked around for Adrian. "Adrian! We must join our powers to defeate this foul creature! Initiante: Super Power Joint Force Program! Gran hit a large flat red-blue swirl button, his mecha jumping into the air, folding and morphing into the top-half of a much larger robot and flying on jets towards Adrian's robot. "Hurry Adrian! It's time to morph!"
Adrian cried and screamed, waving his arms all over the place, sending horrible deathrays with bad names flying everywhere. One or two such beams headed for Kokuten, a couple for Gran, and a litany of curses and babble at several thousand decibels for the heads of hundreds of civilians. Blood literally ran through the streets, carrying bits of gore and debris with it. On some streets, massive piles of bodies blocked the flow, causing it to pool. Adrian's giant "U" robot rolled into an area with a rather large pool, knocking down a building or two. Surprisingly, few died as there were few left. The punker looked through his screen, and saw yet another horrifying site. "G-g-gran... Jesus... THEY CUT HIM IN HALF!"
Adrian's arms, came up to protect his face, in the process sending a wave of death beams streaming toward's Gran's machine.
Kokuten felt triumphant that he had finally beat up the two robots. Though, the figth was not finished, they had come to face them in a combined form! Kokuten readied himself, as he was going to fight his right to stomp things. The beast tried charging forward as the were about to hit him, but the river of blood caused him to slip, and he hit the ground HARD. "ARUGH." Bellowed Kokuten. Now they were making him take a bath, this was the total opposite of what he wanted to do, and that was stomp things. The Golem was down, but not out. As he was down, he noticed that many stomping targets were out of commission. Therefore, the Golem would have to make it a speedy attack so he could finally cause his 'own' destruction.
Gran's robot continued it's flight towards the 'U' robot. "Adrian! What are you doing?" He flipped a few times, skillfully dodging the first few beams, but the last few struck him in the waist, sending his robot flipping, hitting Adrian's robot on the shoulder and bounching off, tumbling. More sparks issued from Gran's console as he screamed, his robot falling through the air. His robot transformed back and landed roughly on the ground, buildings around him crumbling. His robot slowly rose to it's knees with two large black spots with exposed circutry, sparking brightly on his shoulders from Adrian's beams. "You have managed to damage my robot but you shall not defeat me!"
Adrian watched as Gran's robot crashed to the ground, smoking and smoldering. "I did it, Gran! I did it! I beat Jesus! Haha! Hooray! Oh my god! I beat Jesus!" Adrian moved scrambled backwards, laughing maniacly, knocking down a Ronald McDonald house full of children attempting to recover from various horrible diseases. He stood, not quite paying attention to the golem. Finally, the pilot was enjoying his intense acid trip.
Kokuten got up slowly, sliping slightly in the blood bath(a real one too). He didn't like this bath they were forcing on him, the water seemed to stay on him more than come off. Of course, the Golem was now infuriated at what happened, and so decided to belch fire balls in Adrians general direction.
Gran noticed the fire streaming towards Adrian, whom he was near. "Adrian-sama! Prepare yourself!" Gran stood in a T shape, his feet together, arms outstretched to his side. "Elemental Hurricane Five! Activate!" He yelled as his mech began to spin like a top, making a small tornado around himself. "Let's see how well your fire does against this!" Gran shouted, streeing his robot towards the blast of fire, the spinning of his "F" bot sucking up the fire and spinning it around his body. "Adrian-sama! Are you alright?"
There were no words that could possibly describe Adrian Decane's horror. None at all. Like a horrific bible story straight from hell, Jesus Christ had risen again, created a hurricane, and blocked Satan's fire. Once again, for blocks around, heads literally disappeared in fine red mists. Adrian once again flailed his arms, running about like a decapitated chicken, sending more rays of obscene death through the air, obliterating hundreds more lives. By this time, the streets were quite literally running with blood.
In his running frenzy, Adrian once again took to banging his controls, sobbing loudly. This led to two problems. Two very big problems. The first happened to activate Adrian's jump jets, sending the robot soaring into the air. The second disengaged the 100 megaton Hydrogen bomb from the machine's back. Right over the center of the city.
Gran's robot spun faster the fire channeling to the top. "Take this monster!!" He tilted his machine, the fire spitting out of the top like a water-fountain from hell, straight at Koku-Maximus. He stopped his spinning, the robot taking a wide stance, the feet grinding into the groud, a wide circle of torn up road surrounding him. "HA! Have a taste of your own medicine!
As he reveled in his perfectly executed attack, he laughed, throwing his head back. But his eyes, caught something glimmering in the air. It was Adrian-sama's bomb! "What are you doing Adrian-sama! Disarm that bomb now!
Adrian was screaming far, far too loud to hear anything, especially now with the constant klaxon blair and a computerized voice screaming something about "Destruction Imminent." The robot soared higher still, trailing death beams back to the ground as the bomb dropped ever closer to it's final destination.
And finally, it hit. A white flash enveloped a dozen city blocks within a tenth of a second. An instant later, a massive shockwave of super-heated death exploded outwards, annihilating buildings. The city's inhabitants let out a final collective scream, eerily audible over the silence of the detonation. Lethal heat engulfed Koku and Gran, destroying everything around. And then, when everything had dissapeared, it shot back in. And the massive thunder clap was heard, as a massive mushroom of radioactive death stretching to the clouds, pushed by the air charging to fill in the space left from the initial explosion.
Gran stood up from the bench, throwing his controller down, the plastic contraption bouncing harmlessly off the ground, and tearing off his VR helmet. "GOD DAMMIT ADRIAN!! That is the LAST time you are doing drugs before we play Super Robot Rumble Five!" Gran huffed and stomped out, the screen a large red 'GAME OVER... CITY DESTROYED: MONSTER WINS" pasted over it.
