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Exhack Post subject: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:33 am
On second thought. Edit:
"Hey every one, I'm your questionably approved cyborg host, Bazer K. Ermine." The cyborg manages to crack a nightmarish smile. "Here we have a bunch of primarily single characters seeking for love, affection and 18+ only scenes. Now I know that in the end, this is really quite meaningless, but hey, why don't have a little fun!"
"Now our first contestant is a..."
Toshiro Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:35 pm
Yaichiro sat in a chair, his arms tied behind his back by a sprite from his research team. He sighed, apparently his anger being washed away by a firm verbal exchange before the show...the sprite grinned, and introduced him.
"This is Star Army Chui Kage Yaichiro, Director of the Starship Improvement Project for the Fifth Expeditionary Fleet, and the CO of the YSS Asuka! You ladies know how hard it is to get a hold of a ship's commander, much less tie him down...but I've done all the tying for you!"
The sprite smiled wider, whispering into her microphone.
"He doesn't look very special right now....but he is QUITE well-endowed and loyal, and...well...feed him some plums and lavender, and he'll change his tune quite quickly!"
Asmodeus Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:50 pm
A Beautiful woman walks in her jacket zipper halfway down, you can nearly see the tips of two particularly HUGE round objects on her chest, she looks over to Chui and she smiles.
"Hey Sexy, lets ditch this guy and go to a place we can do something fun" (she sits on the chair with the middle of her groin over the groin of Chui) "wow its so hot in here!" (and she starts further uzipping her top)
Toshiro Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:54 am
The Chui was indeed well endowed, and it showed when he....reacted, but he managed to retrain his composure otherwise....save for a bright pink blush. The sprite, however, grinned wickedly.
"You wanna take him somewhere? Nice! You'll go first then!"
Yaichiro did nothing but sigh, and try to avoid staring at the woman's chest...he was in no position to fight, after all.
(XP)
Exhack Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:27 am
"Alright! Well then ladies, looks like he's been taken! I think? I feel just like that disemboweled voice from from the 5th Wheel. Alright, Well, you two can make arrangements as you please, or use the facilities right here."
The cyborg then messaged the sprite. He felt rather lonely himself...
Quote:
Care to interface after the show?
"Now our second contestant is..."
Cipher Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:58 am
... Currently blowing up the consoles in the broadcast room with his HHGs, and is therefore indisposed.
Exhack Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:20 am
"Folks, it seems like our second contestant Harrison is destroying all of our secondary broadcasting equipment. Good thing all the primary systems are in my body!" Bazer continues with a robotic chuckle.
"Well, our third contestant is..."
Cipher Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:47 am
Akio Noboru sits down in the same chair where the Chui was moments ago. He seems pissed, as his face is red and his silver eyes are glazed; probably from being heavily drugged when he was dragged in. He was restrained in much the same way as the sprite introduced him. There was a large, burning red mark on her face.
"This is Santo Hei Akio Noboru on future assignment to the YSS Miharu. We kidnapped- err, 'persuaded'- him from Fort Ready training duty to do this show. Once you get past the bad attitude and silver eyes, he's quite the charmer, ladies!"
Akio muttered a curse under his breath.
Exhack Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:00 am
"C'mon ladies, this one's a real keeper! Now let's see of some of the female contestants backstage are ready..." Bazer proceeds to check behind a curtain, but quickly turns around and gives the closest thing to a blush that his durandium face could muster. "Well... they'll be ready, in a few... minutes."
"And now for a commercial break!"
[ADDS: AETHERSPERM CONCERT TICKETS; Kaserine, The Fun Drug; Vigour, The Other Fun Drug; Soul Transfers, Serve Your Empire In a Shiny New Body, END COMMERCIALS]
Fian Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:48 am
The spotlight shone upon the chair opposite Akio, except the chair was turned around to hide its occupant. Instead, a young man in a blue longcoat was leaning against the back of the chair with a hand through his short blonde hair. Noticing now that the audience is looking at him, he took a step forward, casually dusted his coat and then opened his arms as though evangelizing. A smug expression was spreading across his face now.
"Gentlemen! Have you ever wished you could marry into richness? Now you can! Getting a wealthy spouse is not a women only thing anymore! And what better family can you marry into on the face of Nepleslia but the Vel Steyr family?"
Karl Vel Steyr's face turned serious now. One hand was clenched into a ball.
"Gentlemen. I present to you the prettiest and the smartest. The most perfect woman ever to grace our Nepleslian homeland." He then turned around to grip the chair but with his head still facing the cameras. "Gentlemen! I present to you, Elsa Vel Steyr!"
The civilian captain then spun the chair around to reveal a very cute eight year old Nepleslian girl in a red dress, with pale skin, blue eyes and long gold hair. She was in fact quite content with a lolipop in her mouth and was blissfully unaware of the situation she was in, she was facing forward but her eyes were looking at Karl, wondering innocently what has he done now.
Shots from a submachine gun rang out, putting a few holes in the ceilling of the studio. From the audience another youngish man in a green SAoN uniform toting two ESG Submachine Pistols was furiously trying to get out of his seat, his boyish looks hidden by his messy black hair. To his left was a slightly elder man in a white labcoat who was in a less hurry to get up but was getting up anyway.
"KARL YOU $&%#(@$!!" Fian Vel Steyr cursed loudly, firing more shots in the air while wading past the audience towards his younger brother. "I'LL F&$(#ING KILL YOU!"
"Slade! To the Hraymobile!" Karl quipped with a mischevious grin and a hand pointing towards the exit. Moments later him and a pissed looking officer was out of the door, followed closely by Fian who was foaming at the mouth.
Melchoir Vel Steyr with a disapproving face stepped up to the podium to the Cyborg. "Send a bill to NAM, I'll pay for the damage." The white coated scientist with neatly tied black hair then walked over to the chair to lift Elsa by her shoulders, making her legs dangle in the air. "The fun is over. Come along now, Elise is waiting." He then followed his two brothers out of the showroom. The cameras caught her looking still clueless before the doors closed behind Melchoir.
On second thought. Edit:
"Hey every one, I'm your questionably approved cyborg host, Bazer K. Ermine." The cyborg manages to crack a nightmarish smile. "Here we have a bunch of primarily single characters seeking for love, affection and 18+ only scenes. Now I know that in the end, this is really quite meaningless, but hey, why don't have a little fun!"
"Now our first contestant is a..."
Toshiro Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:35 pm
Yaichiro sat in a chair, his arms tied behind his back by a sprite from his research team. He sighed, apparently his anger being washed away by a firm verbal exchange before the show...the sprite grinned, and introduced him.
"This is Star Army Chui Kage Yaichiro, Director of the Starship Improvement Project for the Fifth Expeditionary Fleet, and the CO of the YSS Asuka! You ladies know how hard it is to get a hold of a ship's commander, much less tie him down...but I've done all the tying for you!"
The sprite smiled wider, whispering into her microphone.
"He doesn't look very special right now....but he is QUITE well-endowed and loyal, and...well...feed him some plums and lavender, and he'll change his tune quite quickly!"
Asmodeus Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:50 pm
A Beautiful woman walks in her jacket zipper halfway down, you can nearly see the tips of two particularly HUGE round objects on her chest, she looks over to Chui and she smiles.
"Hey Sexy, lets ditch this guy and go to a place we can do something fun" (she sits on the chair with the middle of her groin over the groin of Chui) "wow its so hot in here!" (and she starts further uzipping her top)
Toshiro Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:54 am
The Chui was indeed well endowed, and it showed when he....reacted, but he managed to retrain his composure otherwise....save for a bright pink blush. The sprite, however, grinned wickedly.
"You wanna take him somewhere? Nice! You'll go first then!"
Yaichiro did nothing but sigh, and try to avoid staring at the woman's chest...he was in no position to fight, after all.
(XP)
Exhack Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 4:27 am
"Alright! Well then ladies, looks like he's been taken! I think? I feel just like that disemboweled voice from from the 5th Wheel. Alright, Well, you two can make arrangements as you please, or use the facilities right here."
The cyborg then messaged the sprite. He felt rather lonely himself...
Quote:
Care to interface after the show?
"Now our second contestant is..."
Cipher Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:58 am
... Currently blowing up the consoles in the broadcast room with his HHGs, and is therefore indisposed.
Exhack Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:20 am
"Folks, it seems like our second contestant Harrison is destroying all of our secondary broadcasting equipment. Good thing all the primary systems are in my body!" Bazer continues with a robotic chuckle.
"Well, our third contestant is..."
Cipher Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:47 am
Akio Noboru sits down in the same chair where the Chui was moments ago. He seems pissed, as his face is red and his silver eyes are glazed; probably from being heavily drugged when he was dragged in. He was restrained in much the same way as the sprite introduced him. There was a large, burning red mark on her face.
"This is Santo Hei Akio Noboru on future assignment to the YSS Miharu. We kidnapped- err, 'persuaded'- him from Fort Ready training duty to do this show. Once you get past the bad attitude and silver eyes, he's quite the charmer, ladies!"
Akio muttered a curse under his breath.
Exhack Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:00 am
"C'mon ladies, this one's a real keeper! Now let's see of some of the female contestants backstage are ready..." Bazer proceeds to check behind a curtain, but quickly turns around and gives the closest thing to a blush that his durandium face could muster. "Well... they'll be ready, in a few... minutes."
"And now for a commercial break!"
[ADDS: AETHERSPERM CONCERT TICKETS; Kaserine, The Fun Drug; Vigour, The Other Fun Drug; Soul Transfers, Serve Your Empire In a Shiny New Body, END COMMERCIALS]
Fian Post subject: Re: Star Army Matchmaker!Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:48 am
The spotlight shone upon the chair opposite Akio, except the chair was turned around to hide its occupant. Instead, a young man in a blue longcoat was leaning against the back of the chair with a hand through his short blonde hair. Noticing now that the audience is looking at him, he took a step forward, casually dusted his coat and then opened his arms as though evangelizing. A smug expression was spreading across his face now.
"Gentlemen! Have you ever wished you could marry into richness? Now you can! Getting a wealthy spouse is not a women only thing anymore! And what better family can you marry into on the face of Nepleslia but the Vel Steyr family?"
Karl Vel Steyr's face turned serious now. One hand was clenched into a ball.
"Gentlemen. I present to you the prettiest and the smartest. The most perfect woman ever to grace our Nepleslian homeland." He then turned around to grip the chair but with his head still facing the cameras. "Gentlemen! I present to you, Elsa Vel Steyr!"
The civilian captain then spun the chair around to reveal a very cute eight year old Nepleslian girl in a red dress, with pale skin, blue eyes and long gold hair. She was in fact quite content with a lolipop in her mouth and was blissfully unaware of the situation she was in, she was facing forward but her eyes were looking at Karl, wondering innocently what has he done now.
Shots from a submachine gun rang out, putting a few holes in the ceilling of the studio. From the audience another youngish man in a green SAoN uniform toting two ESG Submachine Pistols was furiously trying to get out of his seat, his boyish looks hidden by his messy black hair. To his left was a slightly elder man in a white labcoat who was in a less hurry to get up but was getting up anyway.
"KARL YOU $&%#(@$!!" Fian Vel Steyr cursed loudly, firing more shots in the air while wading past the audience towards his younger brother. "I'LL F&$(#ING KILL YOU!"
"Slade! To the Hraymobile!" Karl quipped with a mischevious grin and a hand pointing towards the exit. Moments later him and a pissed looking officer was out of the door, followed closely by Fian who was foaming at the mouth.
Melchoir Vel Steyr with a disapproving face stepped up to the podium to the Cyborg. "Send a bill to NAM, I'll pay for the damage." The white coated scientist with neatly tied black hair then walked over to the chair to lift Elsa by her shoulders, making her legs dangle in the air. "The fun is over. Come along now, Elise is waiting." He then followed his two brothers out of the showroom. The cameras caught her looking still clueless before the doors closed behind Melchoir.
