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The Booze Thread

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Lol, fess up:

1. Favorite drinks?
2. Social drinker? Regular?
3. Drunkest/sickest you ever got.
4. Something weird/funny/stupid you or a friend did while intoxicated.

I don't drink - so I'm this thread's designated driver.
 
1. Cascade Premium Light Beer
2. Social Drinker.
3. Only slightly tipsy.
4. Nothing yet.

Just you wait.
 
1: Stella Artois, Rum
2: Alcoholics go to meetings, and I don't. I guess that means I'm not an alcoholic. That means I'm a drunk.
3: I can't get drunk no matter how hard I try. Kind of sucks.
4: This last St. Patrick's Day my buddy jumped in not one, but two hot tubs, a pool, and referred to every woman as "Hot Chick #" (Hot Chick 1, Hot Chick 2, etc.). It was awesomely funny.
 
1. Chocolate Milk, with Milk second, Apple juice third and water fourth.
2. Eh?
3. Never got drunk.
4. I can be plenty wierd/funny and stupid without booze, thanks.
 
1. Cold (Green tea, Chinese tea, Water), Pimms with Sprite (Alcoholic)
2. Social
3. Started blushing. Either from the alcohol or is an allergic reaction.
4. Lead actor of my school drama team screamed at the other lead actor and vomited in the pool. Drama team was nearly disbanded.
 
Favorites: Gin n' Sprite, Martini.

Social.

3 millers, 2 gin and sprite cocktails, and a blunt and a joint make for one hell of a time.

Picked up my school computer, stood for a minute, forgot what I was doing, yelled an obscenity and threw the computer at the ground.
A week later my logic board exploded.
 
Ah, what the hell.

1. Pyramid Alehouse's Apricot hefeweizen. I'm a beer man. Beer is good. Wine is shit.

2. Social, at best. Couple beers is my max.

3. On my friend's 21st, we went on a bar run in Seattle. I had a messanger bag with me full of airplane bottles of shit, so we could hop up cheap drinks to get extra fucked up. I threw right the fuck up later, but not as bad as birthday boy -- he threw up chocolate mousse all over the goddamn dash (passenger's side, of course).

4. See above.
 
1. Haven't really found any one drink I like enough to commit to it. I usually try something different every time.
2. I drink very, very rarely. I don't like being falling-down-and-puking drunk, and I don't like being around people who are, so I usually limit myself to a few drinks. None of my friends drink much at all, to boot. So, I just have a drink now and then when I'm in the mood.
3. Not very.
4. ... well, I once got a regular customer at work who came in drunk to wear a crown that I made for him out of a beef jerky box and parade around in the parking lot, singing.

... on that note, because of my response to #1, I'm quite open to suggestions for drinks. Something that tastes good and that I can find without driving halfway across the state.
 
1. Freakin' Pina Coladas, and YAHOO
2. Social?
3. I don't get drunk, pretty much ever. See below.
4. Well, back in the glory days, I was over at a friends house for some delicious 4v4 Halo 2 LAN, back when Halo 2 and LAN were fun. Anyway, it was like 11pm, and I got thirsty from schooling the kids (I hog rockets, it's a legitimate tactic, deal with it), so I go to his fridge and he has freaking soda everywhere. No tea, no water (I'm not going to drink this guys sink water)... Ungh. I don't like soda, of any kind.

Instead, he has like 7 bottles of Pina Colada. And I'm like "Well, those Pina Colada-flavored Dum-Dums are pretty swanky," and I proceed to consume them all during the course of the night. My friends had never seen me drink before, I told them I don't drink, and it finally dawned on them to tell me that they were alcoholic AFTER I drank them all. This was the night I learned Pina Coladas were naturally of the alcoholic nature.

To finish things off we went out the next morning and threw rotting pumpkins at each other while riding fourwheelers, two men to a vehicle, while wearing plastic viking helmets. Lol Texas.
 
Well, I don't drink, sooooo...

1. Hawaiian Punch
2. Social. I once drank a liter of Hawaiian Punch in the 24 Hour Ralph's parking lot at 2 in the morning.
3. I was dizzy afterward.
4. I remember I was at my friend's house (we call him Shong Mao--Chinese for "panda"), and they were all playing Poker and drinking this lite Japanese beer called Kirin. One of my "friends" took about two sips and had a huge buzz--red eyes, the works. Even I laughed at his lightweightedness, at which point I convinced him that he was too drunk to stay around and made him walk home.
 
Ooh, lesse.

1. Schnapps, Bailey's, or stout. I can't stomach anything that isn't a girl drink or oozes out of the glass.

2. Mooooostly social. I do have one shot most nights.

3. Rather bizarrely, given my dislike for anything that doesn't contain as much alcohol as is legal, I've never been drunk. The closest I get is taking a shot on an empty stomach and swaying for a bit.

4. Again, never been drunk. Ha-hah!
 
1) I would say baily's is good, but the best is a brink I had in Austria called a B52. You mix Baileys, some very high proof alcohol and another thing (I don't remember what it was) and then you light it on fire and drink it through a straw. It is awesome. Schnapps is evil and nasty.

2) Rarely, but on such occasions, social.

3) In Austria while I was a exchange student. Just a warning for anyone that wants to do that, they love getting American's utterly shit faced, they love it. And it is nigh unto impossible to get them drunk, don't even try.

4) Nothing particularly eventful, though I have learned I can do calculus really well while drunk.

Also, Absinthe only has two good facets: 1) it is florescent and looks really cool under a blacklight and 2) it is cool to pour over a sugar cube and burn until the sugar is caramelized and then mix in with more alcohol (or was it water? I don't really remember). Then it is actually pretty good. The stuff doesn't have enough hallucinogen to do much of anything (I believe I can attribute the events of that evening in the bar to the other alchohol consumed, not the absinthe).
 
1) I loves me my Jack Daniels. One of the first hard liquors I had, and is still my favorite. That's for I want to get plain shit-faced (see below). Otherwise I'll have a glass of Pinor Noir with dinner, or a Guinness or two with the guys.

2) Well I'd like to say I'm a social drinker, but... Often times I end up drinking at the end of the day to unwind from a particularly annoying work day. Never drink to get drunk on those occassions though. So more than a social drinker, but yeah...

3) 19 years old, Toronto. 3 Coronas, 2 White Russians (about 10oz. glasses), and half a bottle of Jack Daniels ( The 750 ml bottle so approx. 375 ml). Yeah worst I've ever felt. Rambled to my friends about how I wasn't that drunk before collapsing in the hotel. Woke up round 4AM, drove the porcelain car before up-chucking my Udon noodle dinner.
Me: "Those were my noodles... Wait... They weren't black when I ate them..."

4) Oh the stories I could tell. The glorious days of college. But you know somethings are best kept hidden for fear of repeating.
 
1. Sculpin (a beer from San Diego) or sake
2. Hahahaha no, not often
3. When I was a teenager the first time I got drunk I woke up and thought I was DYING.
4. Late night ocean swims
 
Maybe it's because we were younger when the thread was first posted, but does there seem to be a lot of folks on SARP that don't consume alcoholic beverages?
 
Yeaaaahhhh...

1: I had Molson Canadian draft beer at Pizza Hut once. It tasted like slightly creamy water. That was good. Most beer tastes like beer, and most wine tastes like wine, so they taste horrible.
2: I drink a couple times a year.
3, 4: I had two beers, once, at university. I decided to trim my eyebrows, and ended up shaving them off entirely.
 
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