Worst Way to Die

[Wes]

Inspired by a post on another forum...

 

[I'm Only Dancing]

Easily the last option.
-_- Bad memories.

Murder wouldnt exactly be peachy though... and betrayal always hurts.

 

[Manifest Silver]

You didn't have many choices in the poll... you forgot:

Death by Burning to death
Drowning
Aphixiation(by means other than drowning)
Dying slowly by an uncurable terminal illness
Falling from a vast hieght and dying on impact
Deadly Accident involving motor transportation
Dying Instantaniously(Not knowing how you died, as opposed to dying slowly, and knowing how you died.)
Dying Slowly(but knowing what killed you.)
Dying in your sleep
Heart Attack
Stroke
Having your Intestines removed from you, while you are still concious, then being forced to wait for yourself to die. (Had a dream about this)
Having your throat sliced open(The Jugular Veins)
Having your body torn apart by means such as dual oxen/horses
Intravenious Poison Injection
Death by Drug Overdose(Specify drug)
Being Bludgeoned to death
Being Stabbed to death
Being Stuck on the head, inducing a coma which you never wake up from.(practically dead)
Loosing all Sanity and Killing many people before you kill yourself
Radiation Burn Causing cancerous growth and mutations eventually causing death
Being killed by ravenous animals (Specify animal)
Being killed by ravenous Senior Citizens.

I'll leave it at that...I could have kept going for a while.

 

[Natsumi Yukiko]

Being killed by ravenous Senior Citizens.

Newsflash: Downtown Toronto today dozens of nursing homes are failing due the loss of the Tapioca industry.

Enraged Senior Citizens are marching the streets, despite hip loss and back issues, and have been seen assulting the youth with their canes, walkers, and false teeth.

The mayor of Toronto has issued a high priorty alert and all those not able to subdue the Angsty Old Folks with lime jello have been ordered to evacuate the city.

In responce a local S.W.A.T. team has been tasked to come in, change the bed pans and issue the offending oldies with their medications.

We will alert you you as the situation develops.

 

[Rob]

ravenous animal... the animal being a small mouse with overly long teeth

 

[Manifest Silver]

Death by mouse would be a pretty bad death actually.

And..

LOL@Ravenous Elderly Newsflash

 

[AoK]

How's this?

I don't remember where it was but about 11 years ago, there was a guy working at a zoo, he was cleaning the elephant cage, got it all finished and was taking the poo to the compost building, slipping on something and fell into the pile and ended up "Drowning" in poo.

 

[Wes]

Nasty.

 

[Manifest Silver]

Nasty.

Nasty is the appropriate word I'd say..


How'd the guy drown in poo? I mean.. He couldn't roll out of it or anything? ;

 

[Flynt Ferrix]

he didnt drown in poo, the elephant sat on his head. Seriously. but there was poo involved before it sat on him.

 

[Manifest Silver]

he didnt drown in poo, the elephant sat on his head. Seriously. but there was poo involved before it sat on him.

That makes more sense than the guy drowning in poo. But the whole story seems a little far fetched. What exactly provoked the elephant to sit on the guy, while he had fallen into its poo? Interesting story, But sounds like a Urban-Zoo myth. >.>

 

[Flynt Ferrix]

the guy was cleaning the elephant area, and was stanind behind the elephant (they have a video of it) where the elephant takes a laxative, and poos on the guy, before sitting on his head, and aspyxiating the man inside its colon.

 

[Manifest Silver]

the guy was cleaning the elephant area, and was stanind behind the elephant (they have a video of it) where the elephant takes a laxative, and poos on the guy, before sitting on his head, and aspyxiating the man inside its colon.

I find that very hard to believe. Sounds funny though.

I'm sure ANYONE, and most definatly zoo-keepers, would stay FAR clear of an elephants behind if it was just givin a laxative. Wouldn't you?

 

[Wes]

I've seen the video where the guy's head accidentally enters the Elephant's ass, but he didn't die. He was just nastified.

 

[Manifest Silver]

I've seen the video where the guy's head accidentally enters the Elephant's ass, but he didn't die. He was just nastified.

Wow.. Thats..just.. ugh.
So his head just "accidentally" enters the Elephants ass? ;;

 

[Wes]

http://www.etplanet.com/download/video.shtm

This page has the video. Scroll down the page for "elephant's bum."

 

[Haunt]

*Nods*

I've seen that video- I believe Flynt linked it to me a while back. Entirely disgusting.

I however must say that I highly doubt anyone would have died in such a fashion without some serious press being released on the matter. (Take the National Inquirer for instance... I never saw anything about a poo drowning nor a colon asphyxiation.)

Makes for an interesting story though... if you can stomach it.

 

[Jadg Wolf]

Way to go.

 

[Harlequin]

Getting shot and having the bullet hit you in the liver.

Any gut shot hurts like hell, but you'll see your blood turn blackish as the toxins in your liver flood into your blood stream and septicemia kills you in five to ten minutes with nothing being able to save you.

 

[Haunt]

*Eyes widen at the mental picture given by Diver's last post*

Oh wow. That's horrible...

Okay, I'm going to have to side with you on the entire being shot in the liver.

I thought simply bleeding to death was bad... shows what I know.

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