Uso said:
“Alright, so am I supposed to look at your third arm, or your chest?” Wazu would ask, his eyes still wandering between the two as he tried to make his decision.
"Well, you may want to look at my upper chest. Located next to my sho --"
Uso said:
Of course he would quickly follow up by saying, “Nevermind, that question can wait till later. Introductions first.”
"--Alright."
When the hostess went to arrange the table, Orion was introduced to the other woman. An organic part of a computer system? Interesting. An automata that was their interface with their computer system. Quite rustic, but still admirable. He didn't bother himself too much with the details. Sitting down would be a bad idea. Unless the chair could withstand half a ton's worth of weight, Orion was better off just sitting on the floor. Judging from the materials the chair was made of, and how very flat it was, it looked like sitting on it would cause him to sit down onto the floor. Regardless, Orion followed the order, in hopes the chair would be made of a material that could support him...
...he sat down on the chair and let all his weight rest upon it. Shortly thereafter, a crack, a snap, and then a powerful THUD that reverberated across the restaurant. Whoever was in the restaurant (if there was anyone), would turn their heads toward the collision in either curiosity or concern, and once seeing a robot that had tried sitting on a wooden chair, would either try containing their laughter, outright laugh, stare, or continue on with their activities.
Orion stood up and looked around the restaurant. "I am fine! No need to worry!" A couple of chuckles escaped his speakers... wherever they were, and the optic fibers across his body began glowing green. "Never assume furniture to be as good as the restaurant it is in, eh?!" Orion turned to look at the man before him, laughing a bit. "I think I will just stand, if that's fine by you, Heram Wazu." After a couple of apologies, and the Freespacer's gesture of 'it's fine, don't worry', they resumed their negotiations.
Orion heard the man's plans, his optic fiber cables slowly turning back to blue. It was a good thing he was so experienced with making programs and creating defensive mechanisms and software. Solid planning on Heram Wazu's behalf, and Orion was just the man... or machine... or both, to do it. Right hand came to rest in the air, then closed into a fist. "Your plans are wise to follow this trajectory! As Datajack Situla Six Seven 67-9238-3649 said in The Book: '
Any barbarian can smash things with a cudgel or pull a trigger, but to defeat an enemy without bloodshed, without even breaking a sweat… That takes true talent!' I will help you, Heram Wazu, for your ideals are truly revolutionary and your wisdom is bound to victory...!
...However, there is one thing I must request..." Orion put his hand down, and his optic fiber began to turn to a glowing red. Both of his hands were lowered to his knees, and his body tilted forward, as if looking at the ground. "...my family is dead. My homeship, destroyed. I must... atone for my past. If I am to do that, I will need funds, to rebuild my home, and to bring in a new family to share my days with. I hope you can understand this. Normally I would ask my Freespacer brethren to give me the resources, but I will be too far away to manage these things personally, and even though I have made some preparations to have someone manage my resources for me to begin to build a new fleet ship, and have some of my brethren donating to my cause, I will require more than what they are giving me at the moment..."
Orion looked up, and his optic fiber glowed blue again. "...so, can we arrive at negotiations of payment? The more generous the better, but anything you can give me for my services will be much appreciated."