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Whispers in the Shattered Shell

OsakanOne

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Late summer, YE 34 - Nepleslia

Seiren sat at the Shattered Shell, an odd cafe in Funky City with a story behind the name, which the author decided not to go into detail about because that would take up a small novel. On a related note, the drink he was having was called a "Wild Kohanian."

Seiren didn't really want to think of how the drink got its name.

He sipped thoughtfully on the glass, surveying the surroundings from under his beanie, one finger idly playing with a tassel of hair.

"Sheesh, they said they'd be here at 12 and it's a minute 'till," He complained under his breath.

About that time, a pale figure dressed in a loose white parker in sensible business attire; shirt, pants tie -- all white, even messy hair with the exception of the tie in ruby-red that it all framed. She seemed to float as she walked almost like a cloud or even a ghost. Ivory hands lowered mirrored aviator lenses. Cerise peeked through the window. As the door swung open, a soft jingle sounded of the bells against the door-frame as she took calm steps, striding in almost silently before sitting aside Seiren just as his watch ticked twelve. At a glance, she didn't seem to belong to any particular race. She wasn't Nepleslian and she probably wasn't Yamataian. Lorath would be a stretch.

"I assume you're Mr. Sieren?"

"Wow. On the dot. Stupendous, stamped, and delivered. Yep, that's me. I assume you're the now not-so-anonymous one?" He asked, setting his drink down and straightening his beanie. The inventor sized up the girl, trying to take a guess what she was exactly. She was humanoid, and didn't have fur, so that crossed off half the list of species he knew of. Seiren didn't care enough to try to guess further.

He half joked, "And should I be asking who you're working for, or is this the sort of thing where if you told me you'd have to kill me?"

Only half joking.

"You've got a sense of humor. And you're not bad looking either." she said, fingers tapping on a polished black plastic pad - semi clear with dark red digital lettering as she skimmed through a list.

"We've done some psychological profiling on you and... Simply put." the woman said, sliding the slate across the table. "You can say yes or you can say no. Its entirely your choice. I won't pressure you."

The document had a particular set of complex instructions and a procurement list beneath it. Below was a number. It was quite a large number. Enough to set up Seiren for life several times over.

"Why thanks! I'm proud of myself!" Seiren cheerfully replied, flipping the pad to read it. He really just skimmed the majority of it, but raised a few eyebrows at most of the things on the procurements portion of the list.

"If you're even slightly contemplating doing this but you don't like that number... We can change it." she watched, sat perfectly still.

"That's some. . . heavy stuff, doc," he replied, leaning back in his chair. "But, I'm not exactly inclined to think that Yamatai is quite the perfect place they'd like everybody else to believe, if you know what I mean."

"Oh, I agree completely. Something like this would be healthy for everyone. I'm sure you understand" the woman said, turning her head some. She couldn't have been older than seventeen, maybe eighteen in Nepleslian years.

"And I'm going to need an exit strategy. This sort of thing will be obfuscatingly difficult to escape from once it's accomplished," Seiren pointed out, thoughtfully sipping from his glass.

"Oh, we know. Transport has been arranged, naturally. As have a new identity and sizable startup capitol. We can even change your blood if you'd like. A genetic makeover. Even better, ... If you'd like to, we could remove your memories of the event afterward -- rendering this whole thing... Deniable. It would just be you, your deep pockets and your smile.... In fact, In their eyes, that person would be dead." she smiled, cheeks warming now. "I could even arrange a body if it suits you."


"Eh, I might not remember, but they would. I don't trust Yamatai to not do something drastic, y'know? I NEVER hear of any dissidents in the Empire, so that makes me suspicious of their actions. But the body thing sounds like a potential path for me."

"You don't hear of them" she licked her lips as she nodded to a waiter - tapping the menu several times. The waiter just seemed to know, disappearing to return with a cup of coffee and what would appear to be a remarkably tall ice-cream sundae.

"And I'll need a body that isn't Yamataian. I want to be as Pantheon free as possible," Seiren added, eyeing the sundae. "Is that for me?"

"As much as I like sweet things, coffee is more my style. I had the ingredients flown in, actually. They've had this waiting for you for a while now. Do you like it?"

"Sweet, pun ENTIRELY intended!" He said, scooting the delicious delectable to his fore and chowing down. In between bites, he asked, "You guys are really the cat's toes, what with all these funds. If you can do all this, why do you need a middle man like me?"

"Because we are not the cats toes. There are places we can't be seen and people we can't be seen talking to" she smiled. "As far as you're concerned, our little conversation here never took place. We were never here." she spoke calmly, pale fingers running over her mug, thumb over the rim before she rose it to her nose, taking a deep inhale before following with a slow drink. The way her throat contracted as she swallowed was almost lurid. Like she was some predatory animal -- or not a person at all. "I'm sure you understand" she completed her sentence, a rosey look in her cheeks, eyes chilled, calm, inscruitable.

"Of course. Wouldn't want to tarnish whatever reputation you and your mystery corp has. So, yeah. Exit strategy - make me dead, give me a new body, and then I'm set for life? Sounds too good to be true. Still, I can't imagine why anybody would try to do something bad to somebody Luca Pavone worked with, so I'm going to have to say yes."

She smiled. Something of the mention of that name softened her expression.

Seiren pushed the dessert to the center of the table, having finished the entire thing.

"So now what happens?"

"You sign, I pick up the tab and then I leave. The rest will fall into place."

"Deal," Seiren said, pressing his thumb to the center of the pad. A quiet beeping sounded as a bar slowly grew from left to right, numbers building toward a total before the screen flashed red and then back to its neutral black reading [Genetic record clear, Agreement Completed].

She eyed her watch for a moment, fishing into the breast pocket of her shirt beneath her coat for a few notes and some coins. She settled the notes underneath the base of the sundae's rim - a few rare collectors coins placed for tip as she then positioned a small roll of bills.

"For the journey home. First-class sound nice?" she smiled. It was almost maternal as she peeled her glasses from her nose - fingertips polshing the silvery lenses - revealing curiously detatched cerise eyes. Lorath, maybe? "What is ahead of you isn't easy. Treat yourself while you can" she watched him before sliding the glasses back along her nose and into place.

The inventor took the bills and slid them into his pockethis pocket, giving a nod.

"I'll make a few nice things with my remaining free time. I've got an enlistment to make, now."

"One more thing" she began, holding the slate up. Carefully, she folded it like a birthday card before pulling into two halves, placing one before him. Even after such treatment, the pad seemed content to continue working.

"This one is yours. If customs ask, its a standard datapad. This will be how you contact us. If you are compromised, break it in half, as you saw me do and then rip the two halves apart. Any transmissions are encrypted both memetically and referentially with your genetic sequence and anonymized through... A fairly popular public network - entanglement systems on either end so the message can't be intercepted before reaching the network. So don't worry about anyone listening."

"Uh-huh. A popular public network," Seiren responded, a sly smile crossing his face. He took the pad, placing it into a satchel that sat under his chair. "I'm going to take a guess and say the network's name is somehow related to your association?"

"I cannot say - and nor should you. There is also a battery of recipies stored on there, if you care to look them over. Seemed like the sort of thing you'd appreciate it. Might make you think twice before losing it." she pursed her lips, grinning into her coffee. "Lots of pictures. We know you think in pictures." She almost laughed, making the wisps of steam rising from her coffee dance silently with her breath before she drank the last of it.

"Hah, you're all right. And this won't be a decision that either of us'll regret, tho' I know that there's going to a bumpy road on the way," He said with a calm shrug, leaning back in his chair again. "So goodbye for now?"

"Mm." she said, placing her mug back down on the table. "Something like that. I'd shake your hand but I'm... Not really supposed to leave any trace of myself."

Seiren gave a small salute wave, a gesture that made it seem like the two were good friends.

"Fair enough. I'll do with a wave."

"Its a shame you know" she said as she gathered her presence and stood to her feet, grin wrinkling to one side as she thought for a moment. "I won't get to see you all dolled up."

"In the uniform? I get the feeling you'll have access to something related to nonclassified military pictures," he snickered, pulling his satchel from under his chair and placing it into his lap.

"Oh contrare. We know about your other habits." she said, settling a dark cap on her head - coat slowly changing color with chameleon quality - white to black along with her pants and shirt, tie to blue before his very eyes - the back of the coat lowering to become much longer and looser.
Her glasses were no longer silver - a dark caramel plastic black now. At a glance, she could easily be somebody else. A young lady wearing clothes quite remarkably similar to the scheme she had been wearing moments ago made her way down the steps, her hand in those of an older man. The operative just laughed quietly to herself as she glanced in their direction. "Quite the lady, I have to say"

"Wait what."

Seiren's jaw dropped.

"How do you know about- wait, I don't want to hear. I get the feeling I'm going to have to check my apartment for bugs now."

"Apartment? No. You did this to yourself. I suggest you not post pictures when you've been drinking."

"Goddamnit, I knew I shouldn't have had that Blazer combo. . ." He groaned, facepalming.

"For what it's worth, the majority of the network probably think its just another myface or spacebook profile picture, what with the angle you held the camera at. Nobody knows its you. Unless they use their brains and read the metadata."

"Well, let's hope it stays that way. . ."

"For what its worth... The body you wanted? The non-Yamataian? If you could be anything, what would you change?"

"I kind of like me the way I am. Sure, I can't reach the cookie jar or look more intimidating than a puppy, but nobody expects me to be packing heat," he cackled, twisting his wrist to cause his Little Killer to pop out of his sleeve.

"If you don't reach the minimum height for enlistment, we might have to change that" she said, her hands now gloved in dark material as she extended her fingertips to caress along his jaw, reading his eyes now. "Shame, really. I think you're quite the prize."

"Oh please, they don't have a height requirement, beyond 4' 6" I think. And thanks, I think?"

"Be seeing you" she said, a brief glance over her shoulder and. She eyed the waiter on her way out, handing him her datapad. She stepped out onto the sidewalk, shoulders rolling as she stretched. Soon, the stranger hailed a taxi and disappeared from Seiren's life as quickly as she had appeared. This would be the last time this particular her would meet him, but there would be others replacing her.

He twisted his wrist a second time to retract the gun back into his sleeve.

"Well, damn. You meet a nice girl and they disappear five minutes after meeting ya. Oh well, This probably ain't the last time I see her. Probably." Seiren sighed, standing up and looping the satchel strap over his shoulder.

"Now, about those flights to Yamatai. . ."
 
Of Sandwiches and Trifurcation

Two months later...

Once more, Seiren sat within the Shattered Shell, this time enjoying The Game, an interesting sandwich inspired by Lorath cuisine and some other thing that he hadn't bothered to read of an unremarkably pornographic nature.

"Always gonna cut this close?" The inventor wondered, checking his mental watch again. 11:59 his head told him. His head was reliable, on time and generally just good like that.

Seconds before the skinny metaphorical second hand would tick to 12:00, a tall slender pale figure entered through the front door, followed by another. Only one was immediately recognizable, though her build was different this time. Taller, longer, more angular in ways that only a woman really could be - but the way she walked he noted, said that she was wearing this visage and that such long legs did not come naturally despite her steely cool clinical disposition that wasn’t trying too hard at all.

The other, with similar whiteness about her had ruby eyes rather than the Cerise he’d signed agreements with over tables - its body wrapped in a military bodysuit of thick artificial something and a baggy overcoat. But it was the Yamataian hime cut trickling down the small of her everywhere that really got his attention.

“Ah, the mystery girl arrives!” Seiren snickered as he announced his particular brand of welcomage, nibbling on a sandwich he still didn’t know the purpose of. In his mind, she hadn’t given her last name. Perhaps this time he’d get lucky.

“So it seems!” the construct replied, Aiesu Kalopsia in her snowy white glory, her tone a twist on Seiren’s enthusiasm showing just exactly how little she cared for it - or perhaps she was being coy. He couldn’t know.

The taller figure, one Rebeka Retena pulled out her chair as Aiesu seated herself, pushing it forth. With that, the figure resigned itself - words with a waiter and an exchange of currency before departing to wait in the motor vehicle outside.

Aiesu clapped her hands together just once, welling and forging her palms into one another into steeple, the pair covering her mouth. "And we have much to talk about."

"Don't we? I was startin' to wonder if the plan had fallen through or something, with this wait and all."
Seiren thoughtfully munched on his sandwich, considering what to say next in his bit. He went with his gut.
"Oh, and check the desserts. That thing you got me last time is on the menu board."

"The whisper?" Aiesu replied, eyeing Seiren for a discerning moment that said thing he hasn’t yet learned to read. "So it is."

"Anyways, what's the plan, stan? I've got a hot date with the middle of nowhere in a bit."

"I'm afraid I'll have to monopolize your time there, Sherrif" Aiesu tried. Her Nepleslian wasn't the best but she did try. "Ma’an bur’ga’rh"

"Huh?" The inventor asked, looking back behind him. A quick scan of the board told him all he needed to know. "Manburger? I think it's a bit of a joke. Because nepleslians are manly and stuff.

“Hyperbole?”

“I've actually heard they’re pretty good."

"I'll have to get a few to go when we're done, while I'm here...” Aiesu nodeded to the waiter.

“I'll have a Damme to start and a ..." she made a wishy washy sound with her voice, like the whisper of a conch shell that made Seiren arch a brow.

"Wwsssshhhhhhhmmmmsshww... And a double main of a Gart Bombardier to eat in, two Phoenix Man Elites to go, along with six Nepleslians and... six portions of Mac and cheese, all sealed ideally. Grocery shopping."

Seiren sipped on his water in conspicuously noisy fashion.

“One of the joys of having developed working stasis technology is that if you're not stored in the unit, you can keep a meal freshly made for months at a time. I’m sure you’d appreciate something like that. Feel free to make a sizable order. About a weeks worth of food would likely be about right” she said, but Seiren was already ordering and had been for a while now.

"…Aaand two groundpounders… Two Mexus Rangers, aaaaaand two Victory plates! And an Andela!" Seiren listed comprehensively. The waiter soon ducked into the kitchen after catching the order with quicken hands.

“He’s fast, isn’t he?”

"Mmm. I really don't know how they do what they do here, but they do it." she stretched her arms out. "I hope you don't mind the company” Aiesu said, regarding the lady sat outside in the car.

"Not at all! It's not like I'm gonna get mugged or anything," Seiren replied.

"She's good muscle. Doesn't talk much. A bit mopey but... Good muscle."

"Whatever works, man. I'm just here to kick ball and eat food… And… I lost my kickball when I was ten."

"I can't offer you a new ball. Though it’ll be more formal than last time. Though what we hired you pre-emptively for never took place, I assume you still got your deposit money?”

"Yeah, haven't touched it though. Didn't want to mess anything up, you know?"

"Seems fair." she said, reaching into her pocket and unfolding a thin credit-card sized piece of plastic that unfurled itself into an A4 sheet of black glossy semi-clear board with red digital text in legal.
"Its pretty extensive but in a nutshell, we're asking permission to do a neural scan of you."

Seiren took the document, examining it closely.

"Brainscan? I can think of like, six things off the top of my head that you'd do with a copy of my brain. Which one is it gonna be?"

"Well...” Aiesu began, taking a sip of her wine as it arrived, something the lady in the car had ordered for her.
“To explain, we want to make a construct out of you. A construct is ... A copy of a person that operates under certain limitations. AI, but usually wrapped in flesh and blood.”

“Oh?”

“For example, I'm not the real me. I'm not here in person. I'm a construct of that person. Does that make sense? Conventionally, you'll always be informed of what your constructs are doing and at any time, be able to jump in and override anything they do, unless they're key-bonded. That's section seven of the contract, by the way."

A waiter soon placed a plate before Aiesu who’d ordered before she arrived - slices of roast beef tenderloin draped over toasted wheat bread with a dab of marmalade, with sundried tomatos on the side. She draped a tomato slice over the slice and took a careful bite.

"So I get to be running around, doing the things I normally do with Luca Pavone, and there'll be a robot- er. . cyborg me running around doing things for you guys? Seems simple enough. I can't imagine that I'd ever be confused about this ever at any point in time." He responded, finishing off his lorath-inspired sandwich. To the waiter, he said, "Just put mine in a box, thank you!"

"Fair enough... Fair enough..."

Aiesu eyed up the menu, grimacing as she realized the origin of Seiren's sandwich's title. Were such things known outside of Lorath terratories?
"…Do you usually eat Lorath food?"

"First time, actually!" Seiren replied, being remarkably ignorant of her grimace.

"How do you feel about it?" Aiesu took another bite from her Dame, skepticism in her voice.

"Not bad, not bad at all! Needs a little more kick, but other than that it's great."

"Ah... We can't actually taste spice, so we usually don't bother adding it to our dishes... Though understand, this isn't really a Lorath dish, it just uses Lorath ingredients."

"Well, it does say 'Lorath inspired.' Never take a board that says inspired on its word."

"One supposes so..." Aiesu mused quietly, offering a piece of her dame. "The sundried tomato is my own choice, but otherwise its stock. Something doesn't seem quite right. What do you think?"

"Well, wheat bread, marmalade..."

"No, I mean how would you change it... Upping the antee, based on what you think my pallette is. A good chef should ..."

"I was listing the ingredients. It's easier for me to think of what goes with something if I can. . . you know, hear it."

"Differential diagnosis?"

"Something like that. Anyways, wheat bread, tenderloin, marmalade. . . and you put on tomato. now then. . . the marmalade is wet, the beef tenderloin is middleground, the wheat is dry. But, marma- isn't exactly the kind of wet you need.”

“Mmm?”

“You need a sauce - or perhaps something to wash it down with. But you don't want to ruin the bread, either. A dipping sauce! Yes, it definitely needs a dipping sauce." Seiren figured, making strange motions with his hands. "Barbeque is always a standby. . . but boring. And clashes with the marmalade."

Aiesu watched, somewhat confused, as if watching a story unfold.

"Go on..."

"The tenderloin is meaty, savory, but the marmalade is probably overpoweringly sweet and tart, so you need something to counteract. A savory sauce, like a. . . joux. Oh, and a joux is a dipping broth made from boiled fat and stuff. It sounds weird, but it's good."

"Huuh... Clever. But then what about the thing itself? If you ditched the marmalade and went with something a bit more... Obviously savory... Huskier."

"Well, you'd need something more subdued to bind it. Marmalade functions as a sort of de-dryifier and a nectarous balancer - as well as something to hold the meat to the bread, you know? So we need something to at least hold the whole thing together. Cream cheese is a standby if we're ditching jams altogether because it holds fairly well. Keep the joux, though."

Aiesu wrinkled her lips thoughtfully.
"Doesn't that cloud the meat?"

"You've never had cream cheese, then. Cream cheese is pretty light, so it only interacts and never overpowers the meat. But if we keep the joux, the meat is too meaty. Hrm. . ."

"Maybe…” Aiesu made a shot in the dark now.
“…Something a bit more up-market" Aiesu said. Not that She had any idea what that really meant. "Caviar?"

"Expensive, but it'd work. Except joux doesn't really. . . work with caviar. We'd still have to get rid of the joux in favor of some other dipping thing. Since we don't have marmalade, and caviar is salty, we'd need something exceptionally sweet. Grape, even. Not jam. Do they make wine dipping sauces?"

"Well, why not use a little wine with the joux? It'd thin it out and make it a bit less harsh without killing its potency, wouldn't it?"

"Yeah, but only in the case of the tenderloin. If it's roe, then it'd still be too salty."

"Then a sauce with a wine base..."

"As long as it's not salty whatsoever. Man, this is WAY off topic from where we started."

"Yes, obviously. Though what would we call this, before we leave it on someone’s doorstep? It needs a name."

"Since the original’s the Dame, why don't we call this the Dutchess? Seems easy enough."

"Sounds like something my friend outside would like" Aiesu shook her head with a smile. "Do you need time to go over the contract?"

"Naw, I read over what I needed to earlier when you weren't looking. Is this a thumbprint dealie, or will that scan I took last time count, or what?" Seiren asked, leaning his chair back to see the waiter bring an unusual amount of styrofoam containers.

"You'll have to come back with me to perform the procedure. But yes, thumb to the plate, same as usual."

"Fair enough, fair enough," Seiren replied, sticking his thumb to the marker and giving it a moment to scan.

Aiesu picked at her main as it arrived, taking her fish-knife and holding it like a pencil as she picked for bones -- before realizing there weren't any and feeling a bit sheepish.

The slate of plastic flashed red - an overlay indicating that the signature had been accepted. As usual, she took the tablet, carefully folding back into a card and tearing it in half, handing the still working stub to Seiren, the other half to herself.

The inventor placed the slate on the table, then slid it over to the construct. He grinned.

"So, then. I never did catch your name."

"Aiesu" she stated flatly as she worked through her meal. “Aiesu Kalopsia.”

"Well, nice to finally know your name."
 
It wasn’t long before they stood on the deck of a large ship - a great boat of brilliant white like - submarine esque in the harbor and massive in size.

A starship.

Aiesu descended down a set of stairs revealing themselves along the pointed ship’s exterior followed by Seiren and Rebeka who carried a large assortment of spoils from the Silent Shell.

Soon, the hull sealed above them, leaving them in total darkness.

Illumination sprung to light as their motion was detected. It took several rooms to reach Aiesu’s destination: a massive cylindrical chamber with a single chair in the middle that rose out of the floor and formed definition, soon resembling a Dentist’s chair. Equipment and cables hung above it, the ceiling wrapped about a central shaft that descended - lighting sparse, making the chalky white chamber seem cave-like.

"Take a seat" Aiesu beamed.

"Well, if this doesn't play on a third of my childhood nightmares," Seiren snickered to hide his frown, sliding himself into place on the chair smoothly, as if he had just been standing there at the perfect height the whole time (which, to be fair, he was). "What happens now?"

Aiesu cracked her knuckles slowly. Autonomously, the bulkhead above Seiren lethargically lowered as the lights changed color, becoming a brilliant pale blue. Rods unlocked from it in an X-shape - red lines flickering to meet Seiren’s wrists and ankles, modified gravity pinning him in place as the chair straightened out into a bed.

"Don't be alarmed. I need you to stay preee-tt-y still"

"Don't mind me. Childhood phobias and all" Seiren jabbed again, balancing nervousness with humor to hide it as well as anyone could. Surprisingly enough, he stayed still, even with this nervousness.

A series of white lights formed equadistant crosshairs like might one expect to see down the scope of a telescope.
They were placed along the full length of Sieren's body - a red line beginning from his feet. A slow rich tingling worked through his veins and arteries - blood-pressure rising in those areas as the distorted gravitic imaging read his body.

"This isn't strictly nessesary but it means I can get a good idea of your physical condition and if I'd need to make any… Changes... By the way, how ARE you so very small?”

“What?”

“Its like you just didn't go through puberty." Aiesu mulled, ignoring an obvious irony that wouldn't be clear to Seiren with this particular Aiesu.

"I didn't drink my milk when I was a kid," he his voice flared like fire with disgruntled air. He tried his best not to squirm from the tingling - and it wasn’t entirely unpleasant. "Four-foot-nine is a perfectly snazzy height to be, you know?"

Aiesu watched as the red bar rose, now just below Sieren's waist-line.

"Indeed it is. Now. I know this is uncomfortable, just bare with it" she said, then eyeing a volumetric panel.

A gradual image of Sieren manifested from where the line had already passed, floating like a ghost in the air. There were several silhouttes, each populated with the data -- one showing complex roots and tendrils inside his body, another a skeleton, another a much finer set of tendrils, another what were obviously organs - and a few more Seiren didn't recognize.

"By any chance did you have any accidents as a small child?"

"No, I'm just splendiferously short," Seiren said. He eyed from the side of his vision the panel, but was barely able do discern anything. It was hard to tell things from the side of anyone's vision, and this time was no different.

"According to this you fractured your femur at some point, before you turned five" Aiesu pooled over the data, arms crossed.
"And your testes never descended. Huh.”

Seiren felt violated already.

“You also have an abnormal bodyfat to muscle ratio for a male of your age and poor bone development, which likely explains how even at this age, you can pass for a girl so very well, a talent many would murder for."

"You're just mad that I'm cute. . ." the inventor mumbled, wishing he had a straw to blow bubbles into a drink with.

"Hardly. Most guys your age are big hairy things with muscle Aiesu said in distaste. You haven't developed any secondary sexual characteristics and your testosterone output is close to zero. With levels like this, a technician doing a blood-screening would think you were female until they did a genetic check.”

“Flattery will get you nowhere, miss Kalopsia.”

“Very funny. This is pretty abnormal so... We need to find out why before I can do a reading" she hummed as the red bar rose further.

"Didn't drink enough milk," Seemed to be his default response as she went on, as if he were just trying to shut her out at every turn.

"Seiren, you could go your entire life without drinking a single drop of milk and this wouldn't be the result. The blood-test here says you're technically a form of hermaphradite. Kleinfelters syndrome, XXY Karyiotype, however you’re supposed to say that lovely chewy Nepleslian word. Its actually very common in males - most don't even know they have it - but it still doesn't explain why you haven't developed fully."

"You think I actually asked questions? I just enjoyed being cute!" He spat, irritated now as he twisted his head towards her - but then put it back in place when he remembered the test was still ongoing.

"Don’t fidget" she snapped.
With smooth motions of her hands, the ethereal holographic lobes representing Seiren's brain split and moved apart into an exploded view not unlike those odd little diagrams suggesting how to repair road-vehicles.
She ran her finger along a particular set of nerves, watching as Seiren twitched involuntarily as she triggered them with the BDI - a tightness in his chest followed by a warmth like butterflies in his belly.

"Here. Here, do you see that thing?" she said, pointing to a small point about the size of a pea buried deep inside Seiren's brain.
"Right... There..." she said, maneuvering a copy of the image into Seiren's field of view - the thing floating effortlessly over his head - rotating slowly in turntable.

The candymaker looked up, watching the thing float. "Is it a planetoid?"

Aiesu wrinkled her lips in disappointment.

Seiren could feel her doing something on the screen that connected to his own system, which made it just sort of. . . weird to cope with.

"...No, its part of your brain. Its the Pituitary gland. It regulates lots of things, but in this case, it decides if you enter puberty or not. Yours is... Unusually small. Textbook Hypopituitarism."

"So in Trade, its...?"

"Right. In Tard-Talk, the part of you that says you should grow up isn't shouting loud enough and the rest of you has stopped listening because it has better things to do. You're a physically prepubescent adult. A pedophiles wet dream" Aiesu remarked, looking over her shoulder suspiciously.

"'Splains a lot, I guess," He sighed, watching the volumetrics hang in the air like ornaments on a tree - though obviously without the tree.
"Is this the whole thing, or is this sort of a checkup and the exam comes later?"

"This is basically a checkup, but the procedure only takes a few minutes. Well. An hour. Okay, maybe a few hours. Buuuut…` I have to make sure you're physically in good enough shape to undergo it, since it can be quite stressful.” She began laughing quietly to herself.
“ I actually have to render you braindead for about half a minute" Aiesu said quickly, immediately switching topics.
"Do you have any libido or anything like that? The need to be physically intimate or procreate with others?"

"Sounds like a barrel of fun. And I don't see how my, er, libido has to do with anything."

"Well, if you have a working libido and uh... Downstairs, that makes you a bit special. Something worth writing a paper on, maybe. A rare fish."

Seiren glared daggers from the side. Finally, after a minute, he begrudgingly replied, "Yes. I do."

Aiesu's eyes lit up in a way only a Lorath's could - a dark quality Seiren had seen in older Nepleslian men. An unsettling sensation worked its way through his belly as she slipped on a pair of white latex medical gloves - each with a deft snap of the plastic.
"Would you mind terribly if I saw this first hand? Its quite a medical oddity and I want to check for abnormalities" she said, soon advancing to the table.
"I mean, technically you signed yourself off so while you're aboard the Garancier I can do pretty much whatever I want to you until you leave but I thought it would be polite to ask."

". . ."

It was impressive that, not only did Seiren not have a wordy response, but he managed to verbalize an ellipsis. An actual ellipsis. It was incredible, truly incredible. But, incredible doesn't get anybody anywhere when it doesn't accomplish anything, so he just took to obstinately looking away and blushing.

With a clinical air, Aiesu soon began unbuttoning Seiren's pants. "Again, this might feel a bit strange if you’re not used to it. Don't be alarmed."

"About as alarmed as I can be with a near stranger fondling me. . ." Seiren mumbled, glancing back to glare before turning away again.

"I’m sorry, what?" Aiesu asked in a matter-of fact way. Soon, Seiren felt something cold and chilly against his belly - the gloves - and then lower still over his front.
"Huh... No hair. How odd."

"Alright, this is getting weird!"

"It is?"

"Just. . . No. I am not okay with this, one bit!"

"You're sure? Is there no way I can persuade you?"
Her voice had become very smooth now, very soothing. Almost maternal in fact.

"Mmmyeahnope. Not happening."

"So I couldn't just give your winkie a tug and get it over with?" Aiesu smiled, squeezing something rather specific inappropriately.

"Ungyaa!" Seiren squeaked, squirming.

"Ungyaa?" Aiesu drawled sweetly, mockingly.
"Is that a good ungyaa or a bad ungyaa?" She spoke in lush Nepleslian, as she’d heard from pornography.

"J-Just quit it!"

"You're sure? Final answer?"

"Yes, I am sure. Positive. Affirmative. Complace- no wait that's not an affirmative. I'm completely certain."

"Huuuh... What a shame" Aiesu said, clicking her tongue. For a moment, it seemed she was going to do it anyway, before she tucked him away and buttoned his clothes up.
"Perhaps another time."

"Now is it brain-drain time?"

"Sure" she said - the enthusiasm drained from her voice.
She clicked her fingers - a thick helmet like plate descending from the ceiling. There were ice-pick like plugs, four - two either side that matched sockets either side of Seiren’s head. She gripped a handle, manipulating the thing and clamped it over him - sealing him in darkness.

A bridge of metalwork sat over his jaw - icy cool blocks on his chin, cheek-bones and temples.

Loudly, the plugs locked into place - a low humming building as something sharp pricked his arm.

"Alright. Happy thoughts, okay? Whatever you're feeling is going to be amplified when I pull you out of the coma and it might frighten you, so happy thoughts. This is going to feel a little weird, alright?"

Seiren’s mental clock said 18:21. He made a note of it to see just how long this would really take.
 
Moments later, Seiren heard a loud snap. Aiesu was undoing the bolts and carefully lifted the scanner away - the low light making his head hurt and a prickling sensation along his neck. A sense of nausia gripped his belly, nerves telling him to thrash but

He tried to form words but they would not come. Instead, incomprehensible jumgle spilled forth, spaghetti-os where words should be, fresh coldly from the can. The disorientation, as he put it in his own mind, was akin to waking up after anasthetic for what he summarized was likely some sort of head-swap operation

To orient himself, Seiren checked the time again.

20:52. That lying bitch.

“Sssh… Yes, I know I know, I know… Its nothing to be alarmed about. Just take deep breaths, okay?” Aiesu smiled down at him upon her latest little experiment - ignoring the noise and substituting it for words in her mind with no major significance, a thing she did out of experience since statistically patients quite liked that.

“You’ll be fine in a few minutes. The first reading is always the worst” she said in a chipper tone, pushing his eyelids apart to shine a blinding light in his eyes from a medical lamp - watching the way his pupils contracted. Or rather, how they didn’t.

“Still a bit slow… You didn’t enjoy that, did you? Not even a little” she tutted, wrinkling her lips. The heaviness over Seiren’s limbs grew light and subsided, allowing him to move now.

“You’re out of the seizure phase. Try speaking again.”

"Izza. . . diffculd procejuh. . ." Seiren groaned, flexing his hands and toes to try and relieve the iced up stiffness from the outside in. The light was. . . discomforting, but he didn't really feel the will to try and force his eyelids shut.

“Alright, neural phalasia. Fairly common. Think of something you like… Birds maybe I don’t know… Oh! The dutchess! Think about the dutchess, then try speaking. It helps if you think of something familiar, so your left temporal lobe has a point of reference. Neural stuff is a bit wobbly, see, and it needs a good foundation to get started”

The inventor conceptualized something, deciding against Aiesu’s recommendation.
First he thought of candy. Sweet sweet crunchy delicious candy. And then the machines that churned them out. Out in the hundreds of thousands at a time, like soldiers marching.

Aiesu noted the drop in his blood-pressure.
“You like the dutchess that much?”

"Thatz on helluva way t'wake up. . . You did this too?"

"Every other day, actually. Not this me though. The real one. This me would actually screw up the whole machine, you know.” She almost laughed. “Oh! You might find you have trouble sleeping tonight… -- that is normal, incase you’re wondering. I could give you something for that if you wanted." Aiesu said, her eyes on a progress-bar - labeled "Compiling."

"Naw… I'll just hype up on candy and then crash out. I've done that before, plus it'll give me some new design ideas. I get some crazy ideas when I've got that wonderful sugar rush," Seiren suddenly babbled, feeling the words working as properly as ever. He now slowly inched his arms and legs up and down in order to relieve that particular stiffness.

“Sugar… Rush…” Aiesu stared flatly, knowing this not to be a real medical phenomenon.
“Well, we’ve got our haul from earlier if you get hungry. I’d like to keep you in for observation onboard the Garancier. We’ll loan you a nice furnished room and access to a molecular applicator if you want to make confectionery or whatever else it is you do. Come and go as you please, but I do insist you spend the night - and tomorrow night onboard. Then you’re free to go as you please.”

"Alright, alright. But no weird conspiracy film stuff, 'k? I went on a binge the other night and I've feeling unreasonably paranoid."

"Of course, of course. Paranoid patients aren’t happy patients, are they?” she garbed, making a note to pick films of a conspiratorial theme that he wouldn’t immediately identify.
“Do you need a lift anywhere?" Aiesu said, thumbing at her glasses. "We're departing in a few days and we might be going your way."

"Just drop me in Sargasso. We're shipping out to somethin' new this week. Crazy biological weapons or something in a random town!"

"Oh goodie.” She grumbled quietly. “More wonderful trouble.” She held out a hand, helping Seiren onto his feet as the volulon surfaced chair descended into the floor, blending seamlessly with it as if it hadn’t ever existed.

She watched now. The way Seiren walked like a newborn deer - that is to say, very wobbily, and he leaned on Aiesu for assistance. "So, uh. . . about those sandwiches."

"Hungry already?" Aiesu said, ducking through a circular doorway and out into a corridor, leading Seiren by the hand.
“Well, an appetite is a sign of health, so I can’t fault you.”

The walls and floor of the inner decking of the Garancier were a dull clinical chrome - obviously not chrome itself but a strange almost plastic-like or laminated material of perfect cubic form, lending the corridors a curiously sterile look.

She ducked into a room - beyond the skirting around the door, the walls blended smoothly into projected burgendy red wallpaper, books blended into cases that vanished into the walls - mostly volulon again.

In the center were a pair of comfy looking big aged leather couches - a basic counter dividing the room into a more sterile looking kitchen with basic utensils and a large refrigerator like structure with a transparent window - the print on the glass with her name on it — “A. KALOPSIA — 42:C”

As Seiren settled into one of the couches, he noted her name, and the sandwiches on the other end.

The stasis unit?

"We're pretty spoiled here, as you can tell" Aiesu smiled, trying to sound modest as she reached in, tossing him a wrapped manburger and taking one for herself.

"I couldn't tell from the ship, the meals, the room, or the expensive brain drain hardware and volumetric consoles," he snickered, crashing into one of the other chairs just in time for the Manburger to land in his lap.

"You know this old boat is mostly automated? We're the only people onboard… She runs herself."

"That sounds dangerous."

“Not really. She’s… Well, parts of her have been running since before either of us were born”

Seiren unwrapped the Manburger, looked up, and grinned at Aiesu. "Looks good! I feel like I could eat a whole horse!"

"I'd settle for a small cow." Aiesu shrugged. "Do you need a table or anything?" she said biting into her own, chewing thoughtfully.

"Naw, the wrapper's good enough."

"Oh um... If you want to watch anything, just talk to the screen. It knows when its being addressed." Aiesu mused. "Here, watch. Display, are there any horror-"

"Put on Kamen Sentai Nekorangers!" Seiren interrupted, gleefully biting into his burger.

The display soon flickered, bright colors and explosions appearing on its massive surface.

"You really do need to learn some manners, you know?" Aiesu grumbled, giving Seiren a dirty look of daggers.

"Aw, c'mon. Everybody loves nekorangers! Especially Sammy. She's the best character!" Seiren cheerfully commented, completely oblivious to his rudeness.

Aiesu arched a brow. "She looks... An awful lot like Hanako. Is that intentional?"

"Yeah, that's the point. Nekorangers is based on the. . . YSS Sakura I think. She's the only one whose identity I can remember, though. Because she's Hanako. You know?"

"Y..Yeah" Aiesu scratched her cheek thoughtfully before taking another bite. She spoke with her mouth full this time. "Um... What do you think of her?"

"Well, she's an exciting character to watch. She's got money, she's got pretty much the entire crew involved in romantic endeavors. . . except for Minoru. He's the Nepleslian of the show. He likes to try to put her in lolita dresses and always has this leery look. I can only imagine the Nepleslian version of this show makes him a little less. . . creepy. But yeah, she always gets involved in these crazy things but comes out on top in the end! It's just really good to watch, you know?"

"Miles" Aiesu hummed, noting the resemblence. She ran her tongue through her cheek.
"Miles Gunn, right? I know that guy."

"Izzat his name? I didn't know. But you know, this puts you two degrees of separation from Hanako, if your Miles IS Minoru."

"You're serious?"

"About what?"

"Two steps from the Hanako Ketsuri?"

"Well, yeah. I mean, a good chunk of Nekorangers is fictional, but the characters are all based on real people. And if Minoru is Miles Gunn, then it only follows that he knows Hanako personally."

"Huuh..." Aiesu glanced skyward for a moment.
"They're not a romantic item, are they?"

"Naw, Minoru is too much of a creep. In fact, he's the only one that Sammy DOESN'T flirt with."

"...A creep?" Aiesu guaffared, covering her mouth. She tittered to herself, trying to swallow her bite of manburger without choking.
She then leant over, whispering now with a hand conceiling her mouth from the television, as if Miles might be watching. "Minoru's a creep?"

"Like I said, he tries to get Sammy into lolita dresses all the time, and he's drawn with a leery look. Also, he uh. . . has a crossdressing fetish. And just a clothing fetish in general."

"...Cross-dressing? Miles?"

"It only happened like. . . twice in the show, as far as I know."

"I'll... Have to ask him about that."
 
♫ Erik "Jit" Scheele - Under the hat" [bonus], (One Year Older)


Albert Schunigraz Weiss sat in exactly the same seat Seiren had at the Shattered Shell. Again, an odd cafe in Funky City's docks-area - smack bang between the Central Trading Post of the city and the docks themselves. The good doctor seemed a bit 'shuttle-lagged' due to his trip from Prime University taking up nearly all of his pre-assigned reading time. Still, there he sat, hair askew, clutching in one hand a glass.

The drink he was having was one the letter he'd been given had told him to have: A "wild Kohanian". Needless to say, it didn't suit him.

It consisted of a vodka base with chile extract, among other things. While the menu said it was popular - and its origin story of "a Kohanian injesting it and starting a number of brawls - simultaniously" no less... It didn't tend to shoot from the bar at this hour. He was the only person in the rather quiet late morning atmosphere nursing one. Nursing was the appropriate word, for every sip that Weiss took was incredibly small. It had to be, otherwise his eyes might've started watering from the incredible spice. With a sort of fake contended sigh, the scholar dipped a hand into his pocket and retrieved a kercheif to pull some of the grime away from his sandy lids.

"Mmmm..." He rumbled slowly, eyeballing the clock for just a moment, "Almost time."

A tall pale figure dressed in a long flowing parker entered. The first thing he saw was snowy white hair, messy, silvery. Her shirt was a similar color - as were her shoes - her tie a warn ruby red, framed by the paleness.
Equally milky hands teased down a pair of mirrored aviator sunglasses in trained routine, cerise eyes peeking throught he window in Weiss' direction.
As she entered, the bell above the door gave a soft jingle. She nodded at the barman, who nodded back in turn before going back to his work. Her steps seemed to float like a ghost as she sat before Weiss - right as his watch ticked twelve.

She sat in silence for another ten seconds, waiting. And then spoke.
"Mr. Weiss, I presume?"

"Doctor." Was the plain, noncommital response.

Her lips peeled into a warm smile, toothy as it was. Each was triangular, sharp - like that of a shark with smoother tesselation, plugging neatly against eachother. And this had him wondering just what she was, if she wasn't Nepleslian.
"You sound like you don't want to be here" she said.

There was a bit of a smile crossing the old wrinkles, before, "You mistake my weariness for a lack of motivation, Miss?"

"Kalopsia." she said. "Aiesu Kalopsia." she waited, letting the air clear. "And hardly! It takes a special kind of bored to drop your dayjob for an eight hour flight to another world on a hunch, you know? You must really be bored." she sighed wistfully, setting her glasses on the table infront of her. "Or unwilling to admit it."

Albert nodded and shifted in his chair so he could be leaning forward over his drink. He took another painful sip, and slid the glass forward.

"I thought you wouldn't like it but... I like routine."

"Routine, my lady?" The boredness was slowly being replaced with a hint of skeptical interest. "You didn't want me to drink my drink?"

"Well no. Its actually my favourite on their menu. But it was more to see if you would drink it. May I?"

"Help yourself." Albert leant back to give Aiesu some room.

She extended her hands, claiming the beverage, shrugging her parker coat away. Her lips met the tip of the straw, drinking quietly - a look of fizzy excitement in her cheeks.
"Oh, if there's something you'd like on the menu, feel free. My treat."

( https://wiki.stararmy.com/doku.php?id=ne ... ered_shell menu's here.)

"I'll be fine--" Weiss reached one long arm over to the next table over and slid a chair to the edge of their table for him to prop his feet up.

Aiesu watched carefully. "All business, are you?"

"As long as that business is learning..." Albert admitted readily, "You told me I could get back in the field."

"Well, you saw the things we're making and that's a really tiny part of what we do." she said, sliding a dull glassy slate, paper thin, across the table - dotted with a few interest areas of the consortium. It was vast, to say the least.
"Do you see anything you like?"

Albert took a finger over the information and pulled it close to him. "My, yes... This is all very interesting. But! These..."

Albert waved a hand over the information, and pulled a cigarette case from his labcoat. "These are machines, which can only entertain the scholarly mind for so long... You realize I'm a biologist, yes?"

"We don't make a distinction between the two." she said, scrolling down to something specific. "Mind reading this?"

There was a sort of crooked smile at the first part, as if the question were some sort of test. It was at this point, that Weiss took a long, hard glance over his glasses to the new information presented to him.

"Fascinating." Was all he could say at first. Then after a moment... "Very fascinating."

"Still disappointed?"

"You need help with this."

"Not really. We've already got it working in laboratory conditions. We've built it - atom by atom."

"No, no, no." Weiss waved a hand, but didn't peel his eyes from the paper.

"Hmm?" Aiesu watched, sipping her drink quietly.

"You need help deploying this. There are so many types of creature, adaptation, so many types of new varieties..." Weiss stood suddenly, "You can change all of it. The possibilities are... Well, what are the possibilities?"

Aiesu paused, watching Weiss. "Sit down. You're beginning to alarm people."

"Yes, yes." Weiss threw a steely glare to the other patrons and plopped back in his chair, seemingly re-invigorated.

"I'm afraid I only know what you've seen of it. I've worked on it but ... Not this particular me, if that makes sense."

"Does your 'company' use that dusty old Soul Transfer technology to make multiple copies of one consiousness?" Albert wasn't ready to change the subject, but it seemed good enough to know what Aiesu was getting at.

Aiesu leant closer. This had just become personal.
"Actually... We do a quick scan and compile it up into an AI. That'll run on... Well. Basically anything. And it scales to any hardware. Its my life's work."

"Interesting. But, can the knowledge be combined back into a single form at a later point? And the original, where is that?"

"I'm sat in a dormatory somewhere about twenty lightyears from here. Realtime remote control. Fun, huh?"

"Depends..." Albert muttered, leaning closer to the already close Aiesu. His hand reached up and gently pinched the nose of white-haired mystery woman. "Can you feel this?"

She watched his hands, cerise eyes both turning inward to look at his hand. "Well, that's different. But I can choose not to feel something, as can my construct, if that's what you're asking. She's watching now. Taking notes. She remembers all of this."

"Do you think she's offended?" The doctor made no attempt to remove his hand, his eyes piercing.

"My construct? No, not really." she said, her voice becoming surprisingly nasal now. "They're altered, with a number of specific precautions, so they don't step out of line. I think by Yamataian standards, I'm like the queen of hikkomori or something - inventing people to go out for me, just so I don't have to" she almost laughed.

"Hmm..." Albert finally relinquished his grip and slid back into his chair once more, his mind filled with new possibilities. Mainly for the psychological. "The self-identity implications are a nightmare, I'm sure... And the sexual ones... They're downright confusing."

"I usually issue them without genitals for that very reason. I've never met one of my own constructs in person. And self-identity? We have lovely little runtimes that ... Just sort of remove thoughts like that. Metaphysical daichotomies were indeed a nightmare in the earlier versions -- a human error though -- not a machine error" she said, taking another sip.

"So this one, this particular version of yourself, she's still cognizant?"

"Mm, through the entire thing. It took a while to get them used to it. Now its just a tickbox on a computer, when you're compiling the software. But she isn't a robot, don't misunderstand" she said, reaching into her pocket for a pin. She pricked her fingertip - a white fluid leaking. "Her skeleton is synthetic, as is her brain but everything else is organic. Granted, very heavily re-engineered."

"Ah to live such a care-free life of genital-less whimsy... But that's enough talk of that--" Weiss lit his cigarette and sat up in his chair, "What would you like me to do for you?"

Aiesu rolled the pin in her fingers for a moment before slipping it back into her shirt pocket - taking another sip of her drink.
"Well, trial by fire, obviously. We're putting together a secondary group who run investigations into various actions of other groups. We want to know what our competition is doing, basically."

"So you need an eccentric old man who can't even get funding for his own projects to troll around dissecting the work of other inferior scientists?"

"Oh no, see. We also want you to laugh at it" she smiled.

Arms were crossed. Smoke was puffed. Albert regarded the Aiesu in front of him for a moment of silence, contemplation showing on his brow. "Tell your construct to come into a private room with me or something. Let me examine her, and ask her questions. If you don't mind. If she doesn't mind."

"Actually, she wants to run an assessment on you aboard our ship at the docks."

"So we'll both strip down and poke at each other... So long as we can both learn, I'm fine."

"Basically. But she has better tools."

"Whatever." Albert replied and gathered himself up, taking some of his things.

"Do you want to talk to her personally? I'll log out if you like. She can mostly take it from here."
 
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