Demonblooded
Inactive Member
A large scruffy man in a bandanna and leather jacket enters the screen carrying a shotgun. "We on the air Jane?" A feminine voice somewhere off screen can be heard, "We're broadcasting on every frequency we can sir." The scruffy man takes a moment to straiten out his jacket dropping a shotgun shell out of the pocket. "This is Gary McGuiness here, Co-founder of Nepletech with a very special message for anyone out there in Funky City that's listening." The man stops for a moment to take a breath and load a round from his pocket into the shotgun. "That's right people ALL SQUIDS MUST DIE! For a limited time at participating Nepletech shops (Gary's Gun Grounds, Funky City) we're having a blow out sale so you can blow up the the damned squids. We're offering 10% of all guns in stock and 20% off all ammo. As a special offer to all our marines out there SMoDIoN requisitions are being honored too. And we're even offering an additional 10% off if we see you cap a squid. With deals like this you'd think we've got squids at our door." Glass can be heard shattering in the background along with the woman from before screaming in alarm. Gary runs past the camera swearing.
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Returning moments later covered in gore the man wipes some of it off his face before continuing. "Well we do. So come on down and load up on these products cause once all the squids are gone so are these deals!"
The man points toward the camera operator."Cut the feed Jane and see if we got anything to patch that hole with."
"Yes Sir." *Click*
-End Transmission-
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Returning moments later covered in gore the man wipes some of it off his face before continuing. "Well we do. So come on down and load up on these products cause once all the squids are gone so are these deals!"
The man points toward the camera operator."Cut the feed Jane and see if we got anything to patch that hole with."
"Yes Sir." *Click*
-End Transmission-
