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Anti-matter-Os provide an matter destroying explosion of FLAVOR AND ENERGY! The Os come in three tasty flavors, Cherry, Strawberry, and Crack and are made up 98% sugars and stimulants! Their crunchy texture and EXTREME taste will get any marine out of bed faster than a stripper on a go-go pole.
Special Prizes include:
A real working handgun, with one whole clip of ammo! (kids love it)
An Install-It-Yourself Cybernetic Eye kit (for ages 10 and under of course)
An artificial vagina (never too young to start learnin' the ropes)
Free tickets to an Aethersperm concernt (performing their hit single "Super Mega Death Eagle Fuck Yeah!")
A Prominent Nepleslian Official was killed when he tried to pour a bowl of Anti-Matter-Os made of real Antimatter into a bowl, made of normal matter. A full city block was annihalated, and the shock wave of energy tore through Funky City's Southern District.
The Chief of Police described the cereal as 'an unusual way to start the day'.