The body was found under a collapsed wire shelving unit, made to hold and present bread. The corpse was riddled with bullet holes and had a doughnut lodged in his throat. The investigator and his female assistant walked in.
"So what's the diagnosis on this poor bastard?" He asked sternly.
"13 gunshot wounds from a 10mm pistol in the face, torso and right arm. Bullet holes were also found on the wall behind the shelves."
"Hmm, that's a real..." The investigator stated with a completely straight face pulled out a pair of sunglasses out of the top pocket of his jacket, "...baker's dozen."
Cue "Yeah!"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
The assistant had a blank stare for a moment, "...Right, well. Shall we continue with the investigation?"
"Sure... Get forensics to search for hairs, and get an ID on the body."
"Okay."
((TO BE CONTINUED))