Primitive Polygon
🎖️ Game Master
The broadcast begins with a flash of static and a garbled roar, revealing a solitary labcoated figure in a pitch black room. The short woman smiles, six individual lenses on her boxy silver helmet focusing in and giving her a far more sinister aura than she had any right to. Soft classical music played just on the edge of hearing, adding a little sugar to her venomous words:
“Good morning, pedestrians. Welcome to the first addition of Dr.Versh’s ClashLand.” She said with controlled enthusiasm. Humorous little white outlines began to appear on the screen to annotate her speech. “Let me explain the rules: After our contestants sign a nice little contract, they are placed within my ClashLand to undergo a series of blood-filled trials of gun-fun. When they reach the very end of the game by passing all of my delicious levels, they stand a chance of winning my entire fortune and even the ClashLand itself, by defeating me in single combat.”
“…But let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves, of course.” She sighed, and sat down onto a tiny armchair on the floor that wasn’t visible before. “There are plenty of armed autonoma and genetically engineered shenanigans that will likely have other ideas! So, let’s meet them on the hidden cam, shall we? I think our little sleepers are just about ready!”
The camera then crudely blipped into another view- This one showing a bright, octagonal room covered in Astroturf and plastic flowers. Among the holographic blue ocean flickering on the walls were eight heavy metal doors, numbered 2 to 9. Lastly (and most obviously to the viewers), multiple contestants lay unconscious on white plastic chairs. Each was dressed in a skintight black leotard, alrough their original clothes were folded out infront of them, as if to give them the option. Additionally, goofy white helmets with fish-eye goggles were placed under the chairs.
“WAKEY WAKEY, YOU DRY SPROUTS!” Dr.Versh yelled through some kind of intercom system, pink stimulant gas now pumping into the room…
OoC:
A bloodsport gameshow similar to the Running Man or a little bit of Saw II. To enter your character, simply RP them waking up. There is a pretty darn large possibility that your character will die, but it IS non-cannon, so don’t worry about it! Also, note that only one character can win…
“Good morning, pedestrians. Welcome to the first addition of Dr.Versh’s ClashLand.” She said with controlled enthusiasm. Humorous little white outlines began to appear on the screen to annotate her speech. “Let me explain the rules: After our contestants sign a nice little contract, they are placed within my ClashLand to undergo a series of blood-filled trials of gun-fun. When they reach the very end of the game by passing all of my delicious levels, they stand a chance of winning my entire fortune and even the ClashLand itself, by defeating me in single combat.”
“…But let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves, of course.” She sighed, and sat down onto a tiny armchair on the floor that wasn’t visible before. “There are plenty of armed autonoma and genetically engineered shenanigans that will likely have other ideas! So, let’s meet them on the hidden cam, shall we? I think our little sleepers are just about ready!”
The camera then crudely blipped into another view- This one showing a bright, octagonal room covered in Astroturf and plastic flowers. Among the holographic blue ocean flickering on the walls were eight heavy metal doors, numbered 2 to 9. Lastly (and most obviously to the viewers), multiple contestants lay unconscious on white plastic chairs. Each was dressed in a skintight black leotard, alrough their original clothes were folded out infront of them, as if to give them the option. Additionally, goofy white helmets with fish-eye goggles were placed under the chairs.
“WAKEY WAKEY, YOU DRY SPROUTS!” Dr.Versh yelled through some kind of intercom system, pink stimulant gas now pumping into the room…
OoC:
A bloodsport gameshow similar to the Running Man or a little bit of Saw II. To enter your character, simply RP them waking up. There is a pretty darn large possibility that your character will die, but it IS non-cannon, so don’t worry about it! Also, note that only one character can win…