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Porcelain Doll said:I'll still stab you.
A group of strapping young lads are taking a break from their hectic lives. Very new-age, gender-equality centric men if you're curious but it's not especially relevant. Not having booked their holiday in advance and being simply a band of men, they thought they'd spice things up and take a trip on the wild side by checking out hotels rather than simply booking one.
One happened to catch their eye: "For Men Only". Without girlfriends or reserve, they venture forth.
The bouncer happened to be a very nice looking chica and she explained the shin digs. "We have five floors. Each floor has something different. Once you find what you're looking for, you can stay there, picking your room. Each floor has a theme based around the catoring. However, you cannot choose a floor after ascending it. This is our policy."
And so it began.
As the lift pinged to a stop, the lads read the sign. "All women here are short and plain." They grinned and without hesitation and pushed the button.
The second floor read "All women here are tall and plain." They could do better. Again with the button. What did they have to lose?
Third floor: "All women here are short and beautiful." They noticed a trend. Surely, things could improve, no?
The fourth floor dazzled them: "All women here are tall and beautiful." They were excited but still noticed there was a floor to go.
Wanting to know what delectable, gorgeous perfection they could be missing, they pushed the button. It was surely expensive enough but this had to be worth it right?
The floor was empty. White. Bleached.
The men explored and saw only a single sign in the very center of the room:
"There are no women here. This floor was built only to prove there is no way to please a man."
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