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Chelti News Holy War To Find The Source Of Bacon Put On Hold

Earlier this week the multi-national preparations to find the source of bacon have been cancelled indefinitely this week as cheltiwah governments cracked down on the popular movement. Officials have refused to comment on what brought about such a change in thinking, with the non-government effort being forcibly disbanded in some countries.

Opponents to the bacon entering whole-scale into modern chelti society have hailed this as a victory, while others fear this is the first step towards making bacon a controlled substance. Promising to resist any attempt to regulate the widespread substance, advocacy groups have called upon privateers to source as much bacon as possible while ways to recreate such inside cheltiwah are explored.

While the various governments refuse to comment on why they suddenly intervened in a citizens war, military spokeschelti have confirmed that the military remains committed to the free supply of bacon to citizens everywhere, especially for the military itself.

Non-violent, non-invasive means of finding the source of bacon are being proposed by various groups, including sending individuals prepared to strike out on their own on a pilgrimage to find the fountain of bacon with the blessings of various Matal and agricultural figures.

More news in the coming weeks as the situation develops.
 
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