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Star ArmyⓇ is a landmark of forum roleplaying. Opened in 2002, Star Army is like an internet clubhouse for people who love roleplaying, art, and worldbuilding. Anyone 18 or older may join for free. New members are welcome! Use the "Register" button below.

Note: This is a play-by-post RPG site. If you're looking for the tabletop miniatures wargame "5150: Star Army" instead, see Two Hour Wargames.

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Life Events I swear Im not dead!

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I'm Only Dancing

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But I do have a recording contract so Im even busier than Ive been. That and Orions inability to read Kanji still makes him helpless and isolated and I have to escort him everywhere or he gets lost. Since somehow he manages to be too shy to ask for directions.

Oh. Yeah.

Im not dead, nor am I an unholy mutant cyborg with three breasts. I swear.

Ill try to get back into the RP! >_>
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Seikiko is love! <3

We miss you, wise Japanese musician woman.
 
Porcelain Doll said:
Where the hell did 'wise' come from? :)
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From experience.

@StarArmy: Ask Seki about her music!
 
Yangfan just wasts to push his Chinese junk into your Japanese seaport.

:P

But that's reserved for my battleship!
 
Right... because Asian guys have such tiny, little ships. -_-

It's not about the size of the dog in the fight. It's about the size of the fight in the dog. *nods*
 
You guys and your ships, we all know she wants my destroyer! *laughs*

It's nto the size of teh boat tha tmatters it's the motion of the ocean!
 
Actually, the best thing for such an occasion would be a submarine. Not only is it phallic, but it is perfect for stealth, ambush, and suprise buttsecks.
 
I know your not dead dear, I just spoke to you the other day.

Long live Star Army's resident musician and 'wise one.'

:)
 
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