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Forum Game In This Thread We Post Star Army Memes

On Yamatai, tight is right!
 
Various (including me):Kylie is inferior because everyone else gets the Mindy, I want a Mindy too

Also, chrome eggs.
 
There is no problem that can't be solved with a billion heavily-armed catgirls.

Unless it's a milk shortage. Then you're screwed.
 
Love your crew, love your captain!
 
Actually, Nekos don't get jealous all that much. It's defense mechanism, obviously, with all the sleeping around. But it can be quite disconcerting to a human. :)

Nekos = big on "sharing"
 
Yangfan said:
Actually, Nekos don't get jealous all that much. It's defense mechanism, obviously, with all the sleeping around. But it can be quite disconcerting to a human. :)

Nekos = big on "sharing"
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Not Hanako and Yuuko it seems.

Oh well, and for another meme:

New Sublight Vessel - 1,000,000,000,000 Alien dollars.

Highly Trained Self Defense Force - 1,000,000,000 Alien dollars.

Pro-Space Exploration Media - 1,500,000 Alien Dollars.

Having your planet discovered by Yamatai and taken over in under a day - Priceless.
 
Yangfan said:
FM said:
On that note, then:

You haven't lived until you've seen a Nekovalkyrja orgy.
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Priceless? Indeed! How could you place a price on Neko orgies?
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Admission fee?
 
Yangfan said:
Priceless? Indeed! How could you place a price on Neko orgies?
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Ask the proprietor of your local adult video store the price of a Neko orgy, and they'll tell you "5KS for a 3 night rental, 20KS to own".

(Yes, that was lame. I apologize.)
 
The latest on Yamataian daytime TV: Nekos Live! Complete with surprise guests picked right out of our audience! COME ON DOWN!

(With apologies to CBS and Bob Barker)
 
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