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>Never have any luck getting laid because I'm basically a midget >My new doctor takes pity on me (another doctor, no less) >We go out drinking >Says he's going to help me get laid >qt 3.14 server >Takes me the whole night and a bribe to clock that this is biologically male >I don't even care >Holy shit so pretty >I think I'm going to have an aneurism >I'd be happy just to watch this person sleep >My doctor helps me back to ours, bringing the server with us >She's hammered. >He's giving me nudges, winks, implications of possible "shenanigans" >What even is "shenanigans"? >This could be the night >Go to the bathroom, say I'll be out after I shower >Come back >My doctor, his overgrown idiot wife and the server are having sex >On my bed-pit >Ruining my bed-sheets >"Oh, I guess things didn't go as planned, huh? Well, I tried my best Susu." >What? >This entire thing was staged >And it didn't even go to plan >Let myself out >Enter my doctor's temporary accommodation >Destroy everything he owns, hurting myself quite badly on his mirror in the process >He takes pity on me, stitches my wounds shut >Still doesn't see me as an equal >She's skipped town, nobody has heard heard from her since
Am I that awful? I feel so used. What am I doing with my life?