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Luca Post subject: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:45 pm
For some reason, Funky City appeared to be re-arranging itself like a giant slide puzzle. Buildings, Skyscrapers, Sections of road and slum were being slid to and fro.
Also for some unknown reason, the sky had stopped shining its usual shade of yellow and brown and instead took on a lovely shade of green and red, which confused the crap out of everyone and made men who'd been drinking everywhere to look at their drink and throw it away in confusion.
Weirder still... where the hell was everybody? The streets were devoid of riots, hustle, bustle and scenes reminiscent of action movies, as well as the occasional act of terrorism. Maybe everyone was holed up in buildings or decided to go to space.
Hold on, if people weren't present, how'd people look at their drinks in disbelief and throw them away when the sky turned a lovely shade of green and red?
Well, someone should come out from wherever they are or else we aren't going to have a story...
Hold on. This looks like a story catalyst.
Luca and Mitch could be seen walking down the street, "It's odd." Luca said with a hand gesture, "I don't feel like looting, because I'm the only one here, and it's easy to pin it to me..." Then he looked around a little and smiled with a shrug, "Oh stuff it, who's going to know?"
Zakalwe Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:47 pm
Mich sighed, "Well I suppose that's the issue, there's very little thrill." None the less he backhanded the window of a liquor store, picking up an expensive bottle of whiskey and sipping from it. "Curse this new world - they've turned whiskey into tequila." None the less he continued to drink from it in the hope that tequila was still alcoholic, "So Luca, you've been around, ever seen anything like this?"
Luca Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:52 pm
Luca looked at the nearest shop. It was labelled: 'The Little Shop of Flamethrowers'. An oddly insane grin stretched across his face.
"Yes, but hold that thought," Luca dove into the shop headfirst and began taking what he could carry. Eventually he emerged out of the front door with a fireproof bodysuit, a jetpack, a flamethrower and a fishbowl style helmet labelled: "FURY".
"Maybe. I remember one time in the Prologue of the Phoenix I got confronted by a girl wielding a really sharp knife and she joined me because --" Luca paused, "Oh, that was Hitori. Ha ha."
Zakalwe Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:55 pm
"That strangely makes a lot of sense, and you're looking pretty hot in your new get up." Mich laughed at his own joke and strolled into the shop next to that which appeared to be called the "Store of excessively dangerous weapons." He emerged soon after clutching a selection of titanium tooth picks.
He grinned at Luca "Would you believe these are actually the most dangerous things in there?"
Luca Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:58 pm
Luca just nodded, "Yeah! You can put 'em into blowguns and they can kill people!" He pointed upwards and nodded, since it was harder to tell the expression on his face.
He decided to turn on the jetpack, and flew into the air a few hundred metres, between the sky scrapers. Suddenly, a section of building went past Luca and settled on top of another building. He came back down to Mitch and relayed: "Even the taller buildings are going slidey."
Zakalwe Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:02 pm
"Well we have three choices - one light heartedly loot, two try and find out what's causing the problem, find something that has an alcoholic like effect on us and get with the drinking." Mich reeled off the list as if they were rather common sense, "Personally I think Nepleslia's looking a great deal better, and the lack of noise pollution is a miracle."
Soon after saying this Mich seemed to discover that gravity had lost its sway over him. Logically he knew this was impossible - without gravity the spin of the earth should smash him through buildings and out into space, and yet he was floating a good few centimeters above the ground. "Luca, you're used to hovering - what should I be doing around about now?"
Luca Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:04 pm
Luca put his hand to his chin as he began floating aimlessly.
"Maybe we should find out what the hell's going on." He nodded, "It'll give this plot some direction as to what the hell our writers are doing."
Well I never! Anyway, Luca looked for a manhole, "It could be something deep underground doing all this."
Zakalwe Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:07 pm
"Well that would be typically deep and mysterious, not to mention creating a typical environment not requiring much imagination," Mich agreed, "But let's put it up to the vote - readers, what do you think we should do?" With this he looked expectantly in a rather random direction.
He kept looking in this direction for several minutes, "It would seem we're not being read very avidly, we shall get no help. Come - to the underground!" Mich made use of his sudden ability to fly to go searching for an underground portal.
Luca Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:13 pm
Luca shook his fist in no particular direction, "We want attention! Anyway..." He removed the cover from a conveniently placed manhole and jumped in.
Now, I'm usually supposed to insert a good description for a sewer here, but I'm sure you've played enough D20 Modern and D&D to know what a sewer looks like, maybe you've been in one. Oh, and it smelt like the Nine Hells.
"It smells like the nine hells down here..." Luca's suit didn't protect him from smell, "Oh. Now I can't smell anything. I think my nose committed Suicide."
Zakalwe Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:17 pm
Mich took the clever precaution of removing a clothes peg from his ever useful (and full) backpack before executing a perfect dive into the sewer - where he discovered the flight effect did not extend and so fell without much dignity, "My vote says we go left." Mich said in as authoritative a tone as anyone can do with a peg firmly clasped on the end of his nose, grabbing a torch off the oddly medieval walls and pointing it dramatically to the right, "And I will go specifically against my vote for I know not what I say!"
For some reason, Funky City appeared to be re-arranging itself like a giant slide puzzle. Buildings, Skyscrapers, Sections of road and slum were being slid to and fro.
Also for some unknown reason, the sky had stopped shining its usual shade of yellow and brown and instead took on a lovely shade of green and red, which confused the crap out of everyone and made men who'd been drinking everywhere to look at their drink and throw it away in confusion.
Weirder still... where the hell was everybody? The streets were devoid of riots, hustle, bustle and scenes reminiscent of action movies, as well as the occasional act of terrorism. Maybe everyone was holed up in buildings or decided to go to space.
Hold on, if people weren't present, how'd people look at their drinks in disbelief and throw them away when the sky turned a lovely shade of green and red?
Well, someone should come out from wherever they are or else we aren't going to have a story...
Hold on. This looks like a story catalyst.
Luca and Mitch could be seen walking down the street, "It's odd." Luca said with a hand gesture, "I don't feel like looting, because I'm the only one here, and it's easy to pin it to me..." Then he looked around a little and smiled with a shrug, "Oh stuff it, who's going to know?"
Zakalwe Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:47 pm
Mich sighed, "Well I suppose that's the issue, there's very little thrill." None the less he backhanded the window of a liquor store, picking up an expensive bottle of whiskey and sipping from it. "Curse this new world - they've turned whiskey into tequila." None the less he continued to drink from it in the hope that tequila was still alcoholic, "So Luca, you've been around, ever seen anything like this?"
Luca Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:52 pm
Luca looked at the nearest shop. It was labelled: 'The Little Shop of Flamethrowers'. An oddly insane grin stretched across his face.
"Yes, but hold that thought," Luca dove into the shop headfirst and began taking what he could carry. Eventually he emerged out of the front door with a fireproof bodysuit, a jetpack, a flamethrower and a fishbowl style helmet labelled: "FURY".
"Maybe. I remember one time in the Prologue of the Phoenix I got confronted by a girl wielding a really sharp knife and she joined me because --" Luca paused, "Oh, that was Hitori. Ha ha."
Zakalwe Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:55 pm
"That strangely makes a lot of sense, and you're looking pretty hot in your new get up." Mich laughed at his own joke and strolled into the shop next to that which appeared to be called the "Store of excessively dangerous weapons." He emerged soon after clutching a selection of titanium tooth picks.
He grinned at Luca "Would you believe these are actually the most dangerous things in there?"
Luca Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:58 pm
Luca just nodded, "Yeah! You can put 'em into blowguns and they can kill people!" He pointed upwards and nodded, since it was harder to tell the expression on his face.
He decided to turn on the jetpack, and flew into the air a few hundred metres, between the sky scrapers. Suddenly, a section of building went past Luca and settled on top of another building. He came back down to Mitch and relayed: "Even the taller buildings are going slidey."
Zakalwe Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:02 pm
"Well we have three choices - one light heartedly loot, two try and find out what's causing the problem, find something that has an alcoholic like effect on us and get with the drinking." Mich reeled off the list as if they were rather common sense, "Personally I think Nepleslia's looking a great deal better, and the lack of noise pollution is a miracle."
Soon after saying this Mich seemed to discover that gravity had lost its sway over him. Logically he knew this was impossible - without gravity the spin of the earth should smash him through buildings and out into space, and yet he was floating a good few centimeters above the ground. "Luca, you're used to hovering - what should I be doing around about now?"
Luca Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:04 pm
Luca put his hand to his chin as he began floating aimlessly.
"Maybe we should find out what the hell's going on." He nodded, "It'll give this plot some direction as to what the hell our writers are doing."
Well I never! Anyway, Luca looked for a manhole, "It could be something deep underground doing all this."
Zakalwe Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:07 pm
"Well that would be typically deep and mysterious, not to mention creating a typical environment not requiring much imagination," Mich agreed, "But let's put it up to the vote - readers, what do you think we should do?" With this he looked expectantly in a rather random direction.
He kept looking in this direction for several minutes, "It would seem we're not being read very avidly, we shall get no help. Come - to the underground!" Mich made use of his sudden ability to fly to go searching for an underground portal.
Luca Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:13 pm
Luca shook his fist in no particular direction, "We want attention! Anyway..." He removed the cover from a conveniently placed manhole and jumped in.
Now, I'm usually supposed to insert a good description for a sewer here, but I'm sure you've played enough D20 Modern and D&D to know what a sewer looks like, maybe you've been in one. Oh, and it smelt like the Nine Hells.
"It smells like the nine hells down here..." Luca's suit didn't protect him from smell, "Oh. Now I can't smell anything. I think my nose committed Suicide."
Zakalwe Post subject: Re: Is Funky City giving itself a makeover?Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:17 pm
Mich took the clever precaution of removing a clothes peg from his ever useful (and full) backpack before executing a perfect dive into the sewer - where he discovered the flight effect did not extend and so fell without much dignity, "My vote says we go left." Mich said in as authoritative a tone as anyone can do with a peg firmly clasped on the end of his nose, grabbing a torch off the oddly medieval walls and pointing it dramatically to the right, "And I will go specifically against my vote for I know not what I say!"