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Keyboard cleaning worm

Zakalwe

Inactive Member
Keyboard cleaning worm:

Keyboards seem to have an unnatural ability to fill up with dust, and have crumbs and hairs build up underneath the keys – and it can be a real bother taking off all the keys – risking breaking them and so forth. Even the small suction devices that some companies provide do not tend to work very well.

As such NovaCorp developed the keyboard cleaning worm. The worm is a thin metallic vaguely worm like construction, of silver coloured skin around a centimetre and a half long but only a millimetre wide. Underneath its body is a hundred little legs placed much like a millipedes, and directly underneath its belly are fine bristles which extend down to the floor.

Its head is the most important thing however which consists of a chemical sensor, several small scraping devices and a cutting device. These are all build around its ‘mouth' which is a relatively powerful suction device which pulls debris in to its body – where it is stored.

The worm is kept in a small box (around one inch long by half an inch wide) where its batteries are restored by a solar panel on the top – after fully exhausting its hour long battery it requires two hours of light to regain complete power. When the worm is to be used it should be put next to the keyboard in question and switch on the right hand side is to be flicked. At this point the front of the box opens and the worm emerges and beings hunting out those things which are in its list of things to search for – dust, various forms of food, chocolate, hair and so forth. In the mean time its chest bristles are constantly running across the floor and its mouth is constantly sucking – clearing the incidental dirt. Once it encounters a hair it will break it down in to manageable portions to be sucked in to its chest. For a bit of chocolate or food it will be broken down or scraped off the surface before being sucked in. When its power begins to run low, or when a radio signal is emitted from its box (by pressing a switch at the back) the worm returns to the box (as guided by a radio signal). It the proceeds to regurgitate its contents outside the box – the disposal of this is up to the owner. Retreating in to the box it then waits to be used for the next time.

Price: 3ks.
 
What is it with these latest submissions? Are you really desperate to gain approval or something? I mean, first it was the nasal spray, cleaning ointment and now it's a keyboard cleaner?

...I don't see why this wouldn't work, to be honest. I think its slightly icky though, and also would point out most consoles on a star army ship look like they are digital touch panels the way of Star Trek TNG - so, the worm-thing wouldn't be useful for those.
 
... It's because I was looking at my keyboard and seeing a whole lot of hairs and thought 'hey I really wish I could get rid of those without destroying my keypad'.

And Nepleslians by and large will most likely use the standard keyboard - and so as long as it has an application (even if characters won't use it) I'm relatively happy.
 
But, they might not be that profitable then.

I mean, the way profit works in this setting, for each PC that buys an item, 999 999 other NPCs also buy one. If PCs don't bother buying the item, wouldn't that means very cold sales? ~_^
 
I realise this - but that doesn't change the fact that I think its a decent idea that would sell to the right people - simply that there are not many PC's that are that sort of people is not an IC reason for a company to not produce an item. If the economic system was an accurate portrayal of the people in the empires I'm sure it would be profitable - as it is I enjoyed designing it and think it will be a useful addition to the setting - as well as something that NovaCorp would design.
 
This works shitloads better than a worm could and is less expensive!

Not approved.
 
Hell no, I've tried those things - they do some of the work certainly but they don't do nearly as thorough a job as this would do.

And simply because there is a cheaper option is not a reason why this shouldn't be approved - even if the company is willing to make it as a novelty item which only some people would buy it is still their choice - not a problem with the technology itself.

Also what do you base the judgment on that it works a 'shitload' better? The worm would certainly be more thorough and do a more intense job. While it would take a little longer to it that's hardly a major problem.

In addition it's only one dollar cheaper. And not nearly as cool - which would be one of the major motivations towards motivation. Seriously - I have something just like that - it really doesn't work that well for me. It certainly doesn't get under my keys.
 
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