DocTomoe
Inactive Member
Prologue
There was something funny about change. Change had a way of causing a ripple, almost some sort of vortex thrown in reverse. Political changes led to new policy. Military changes led to new expectations for personnel. Though, there were few changes greater within the Yamatai Empire than the change of flesh. Within the short span of the Empire's existence, there had been eleven primary models of synthetic Nekovalkryja body, including their civilian variations. There were many more sub-variations on each body type, and each body, had their own specific gimmicks, their details of what made them tick, what made them special from each other. In a way, one of those gimmicks, had given rise to a distinctive new industry boom within Yamatai space, an industry that was once cornered by Nepleslian manufacturers, simply by virtue of the requirements of organic life-forms.
Change came in the form of the Minkan, and later, the Tennyo. While most of the standard features remained unchanged, there were distinctive alterations in internal biology, most notably of which, was a distinctively altered digestive process, and from that process, came a problem, a problem that had demanded a clear and present solution; toilets. It seemed that Nekovalkyrja had developed the need to actually sit and use toilets far more often than before. Goods such as toilet paper, toilet seats, bidets, and even innovative toilets in themselves had discovered a new market, and it was simply a matter of getting those goods out to the public.
YE 35 - Kotori System - Lagrange Manufacturing Facility #??
"Focus group?! What the hell are you talking about, with focus groups? This is a freaking toilet design, not a car or something!" Came the rather belligerent reply from the Nepleslian plumber which was in the process of consulting with a Lagrange representative.
"Yes, we have a mandatory focus group phase for all products, including toilets." There was an ever present calm to the female clerk's voice, it was that calm that was produced by not really being involved in the moment, and honestly, she was not, she was actually in the middle of serving as node #10,016 within her ARIA processing cluster.
"Any idea how long it would take to have the design approved so I can get paid?" Asked the Nepleslian, still not exactly happy.
There was a pause from the clerk, as she consulted with another processing cluster, this one outside of the Empire, and tucked away somewhere far out of sight, where all testing processes were carried out, with their 'focus groups'. "One week." it was only one week because they were between major projects, and they were on a minor project examination cycle; trinkets and gadgets were on the menu for the conglomerate. "That is if your design is chosen as viable."
"Fine enough, I'll go with that, just because you guys have set me up in pretty nice digs for the process. I can thank you all for that." With that, the Nepleslian seemed not quite as confrontational, but only because he was looking forward to raiding the mini-fridge in the Lagrange provided hotel suite.
"We will inform you when the review process is complete, good day sir."
"Whatever." spoke the Nepleslian as he left.
There was a pause, as the clerk reviewed her paperwork, then stepped out to the lobby which belonged to the 'Innovator Interview Division - Subdivision 37', essentially, where Lagrange invited people to come so they could pick their brains for any viable ideas, and, perhaps recruit new talent, and for subdivision thirty-seven, they focused upon one key non-essential project; restroom related goods. Toilets, bidets, toilet paper, moist wipes, air fresheners, bathroom sinks, portable toilets, and the such, while the far more glamorous projects were sent to higher subdivisions.
As the humanoid female android stood out in the lobby clad in her pinstripe skirt-and-suit combination, she brushed aside a lock of curled hair as she announced; "Next interview, please consult your queue number."
There was something funny about change. Change had a way of causing a ripple, almost some sort of vortex thrown in reverse. Political changes led to new policy. Military changes led to new expectations for personnel. Though, there were few changes greater within the Yamatai Empire than the change of flesh. Within the short span of the Empire's existence, there had been eleven primary models of synthetic Nekovalkryja body, including their civilian variations. There were many more sub-variations on each body type, and each body, had their own specific gimmicks, their details of what made them tick, what made them special from each other. In a way, one of those gimmicks, had given rise to a distinctive new industry boom within Yamatai space, an industry that was once cornered by Nepleslian manufacturers, simply by virtue of the requirements of organic life-forms.
Change came in the form of the Minkan, and later, the Tennyo. While most of the standard features remained unchanged, there were distinctive alterations in internal biology, most notably of which, was a distinctively altered digestive process, and from that process, came a problem, a problem that had demanded a clear and present solution; toilets. It seemed that Nekovalkyrja had developed the need to actually sit and use toilets far more often than before. Goods such as toilet paper, toilet seats, bidets, and even innovative toilets in themselves had discovered a new market, and it was simply a matter of getting those goods out to the public.
YE 35 - Kotori System - Lagrange Manufacturing Facility #??
"Focus group?! What the hell are you talking about, with focus groups? This is a freaking toilet design, not a car or something!" Came the rather belligerent reply from the Nepleslian plumber which was in the process of consulting with a Lagrange representative.
"Yes, we have a mandatory focus group phase for all products, including toilets." There was an ever present calm to the female clerk's voice, it was that calm that was produced by not really being involved in the moment, and honestly, she was not, she was actually in the middle of serving as node #10,016 within her ARIA processing cluster.
"Any idea how long it would take to have the design approved so I can get paid?" Asked the Nepleslian, still not exactly happy.
There was a pause from the clerk, as she consulted with another processing cluster, this one outside of the Empire, and tucked away somewhere far out of sight, where all testing processes were carried out, with their 'focus groups'. "One week." it was only one week because they were between major projects, and they were on a minor project examination cycle; trinkets and gadgets were on the menu for the conglomerate. "That is if your design is chosen as viable."
"Fine enough, I'll go with that, just because you guys have set me up in pretty nice digs for the process. I can thank you all for that." With that, the Nepleslian seemed not quite as confrontational, but only because he was looking forward to raiding the mini-fridge in the Lagrange provided hotel suite.
"We will inform you when the review process is complete, good day sir."
"Whatever." spoke the Nepleslian as he left.
There was a pause, as the clerk reviewed her paperwork, then stepped out to the lobby which belonged to the 'Innovator Interview Division - Subdivision 37', essentially, where Lagrange invited people to come so they could pick their brains for any viable ideas, and, perhaps recruit new talent, and for subdivision thirty-seven, they focused upon one key non-essential project; restroom related goods. Toilets, bidets, toilet paper, moist wipes, air fresheners, bathroom sinks, portable toilets, and the such, while the far more glamorous projects were sent to higher subdivisions.
As the humanoid female android stood out in the lobby clad in her pinstripe skirt-and-suit combination, she brushed aside a lock of curled hair as she announced; "Next interview, please consult your queue number."