((I don't plan to use this, but I thought someone might find it amusing/useful))
Pheromone 701/3-H3 and 701/3-S3 "Love Potion Number 8"
Designer: Independent (suspected to be sponsored largely by the pornography industry)
Manufacturer: Various cosmetics corporations. The formula is rumored to be licensed to all of them.
Information: It might not make them fall in love with you, but women (or men, in the case of -S3) will be swooning at your feet when you walk into the room exuding a veritable aura of seduction! Apply one hour in advance, as perfume. May cause minor side effects in sensitive people such as nausea and headaches.
Technical Information: Causes an average of 10% increased sexual awareness of test subjects. Repeated use may reinforce the association of an individual with this heightened state; chronic testing is still in progress, but it has been proven not to be harmful to the body. Is available under many different brand names but all have the serial number marked under 'active ingredient'.
Pheromone 701/3-H3 and 701/3-S3 "Love Potion Number 8"
Designer: Independent (suspected to be sponsored largely by the pornography industry)
Manufacturer: Various cosmetics corporations. The formula is rumored to be licensed to all of them.
Information: It might not make them fall in love with you, but women (or men, in the case of -S3) will be swooning at your feet when you walk into the room exuding a veritable aura of seduction! Apply one hour in advance, as perfume. May cause minor side effects in sensitive people such as nausea and headaches.
Technical Information: Causes an average of 10% increased sexual awareness of test subjects. Repeated use may reinforce the association of an individual with this heightened state; chronic testing is still in progress, but it has been proven not to be harmful to the body. Is available under many different brand names but all have the serial number marked under 'active ingredient'.