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Luca Pavone 3D

Luca

Luca

The Ultimate Badass
🎖️ Game Master
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When we last saw Luca, he had single-handedly defeated the nefarious Dr. Plasma and his army of Robots.
With the mad scientist out of the way, he began heading back to Nepleslia. He was expecting a Hero's welcome, but got attacked by the Mishhu, who were generally regarded as very evil (Exterior and/or Ulterior motives drove them). Using explosives hidden in his mouth, he escaped and destroyed the mothership. He got the hell out of there in stolen, but a suitably awesome shuttle.

The long haul back to Nepleslia was shortened by his visions of parties, adoring crowds, and curvy babes...
"...And no more Aliens and Robots!" Luca quipped, cutting me off.

"WARNING - INCOMING PROJECTILE." The Shuttle computer warned as a bolt of Antimatter was heading his way.
Luca tapped his headset, turning it on: "Hey, Nepleslia? Cooee? I've got a bit of a proble--"
BOOOOOOOOMMMMM...

The shuttle had taken a major hit to the wings and engines, causing Luca to lose control as it began hurtling into orbit and atmosphere.
The onboard computer quickly strapped Luca into the chair he was sitting on and ejected it through the front window.

The shuttle flew into a building and exploded, while Luca, relatively unscathed descended on top of a building. He unclipped himself from the chair and dusted off the little pieces of glass.
"Damn it." Luca grunted as he cracked his knuckles and drew his pistol, good old reliable 10mm Mass-Produced model, "Those alien bastards are gonna pay for blowin' up my ride."

EPISODE 1 - LOS APAGOS MELTDOWN
AREA 1 - MOVIE MADNESS

It's time for you guys to take control of Luca and guide him to guts and glory!

The roof was fairly bare with a fence surrounding it. On Luca's end is a crate. In the middle is a sunroof, and on the other side appear to big, yellow barrels labelled "HIGHLY COMBUSTIBLE" next to a giant cooling intake unit. Down below was a street with a large movie theatre and an apartment building.
 
Luca was still waiting for something be given to do somewhat impatiently.
"Before Duke Nukem Forever comes out would be nice!" He addressed his possible players sharply.

He then took a look at how his gun worked. He found out that a Semi-Automatic firearm cocks and loads a new chamber into the bullet by using the recoil of the previous bullet, which casing is ejected.
"Hmm... you learn something new each day..."
 
Luca, thinking quickly, picked up a loose metal plate on the top floor of the building and put it on top of the barrels. He then proceeded to stand on the metal plate and shoot the barrels, which exploded and blew him several hundred feet in the air. He proceeded to ride down the side of the building like a suicidal snowboarder seeking the fastest way down a building.
 
As Luca was shot into the air, he kept his cool quite nicely before finding a stone ledge on the apartment blocks, and landing on the 1st floor of them and grinding through, sending little sparks everywhere.

Just below and ahead him was a flaming dumpster, and something that looked quite alien jumped out of it. Almost reptilian humanoid with a pistol of some sort in its hands.
"WRAAAHHH!" It roared and began firing at Luca's way, missing twice, but hitting him in the right arm.
"Hn-" Luca thought it was only a scratch as he veered the makeshift snowboard and jumped off, making it go the alien's way, and towards his neck...

*SPLATCH* Luca could swear - the Alien had a head before... didn't it?
He landed away from the dumpster and took a look at his surroundings with his pistol ready.

In front of him was a dark back alley with something casting a darker-than-usual shadow just where the darkness started.
To his left was the entrance to a movie theatre, which had been blocked off with garbage and makeshift barricades, probably made by the aliens. Behind him was an apartment complex, and a ladder to get up and inside if he wanted.

Two Aliens were patrolling around the movie theatre and headed towards the dumpster to investigate what'd happened, armed with similar pistols.
 
The two aliens suddenly looked his way and started for him, making ululations and generally being annoying. Luca grinned and sprinted straight at them, causing their eyes to bulge and turn on their heels and retreat. Running much faster than them, Luca jumped and aimed a kick at the first one, sending it at a wall, which caved in due to the force of the kick, then before reaching the ground, Luca kicked the second enemy's legs out from under him, resulting in a gruesome cracking noise. Luca then proceeded to curb-stomp his enemy, saying, "Try that again, I dare you."
 
STATUS said:
Health 92 - Armour 0
Weapons/Ammo - 10mm Pistol (48), Alien Energy Pistol (12)
Inventory - Nothing
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Once Luca had finished his curb stomping and top-notch asskickery, the area that he'd stomped resembled nothing short of strawberry jam and the other alien would have to be fed through a tube for the next few months. Fortunately, their weapons survived and Luca took them.

YOU GOT THE ENERGY PISTOL

"Groovy." Luca commented as he took it up and took a look at it.

In front of him was the entrance to a movie theatre, which had been blocked off with garbage and makeshift barricades, probably made by the aliens.
To his right was an apartment complex, and a ladder to get up and inside if he wanted.
In behind him was a dark back alley with something casting a darker-than-usual shadow just where the darkness started.

That 'darker than usual' shadow began to move out into the light, and it was revealed to be another of those alien monstrosities wearing a jetpack and flying through the air towards Luca.
"GRRRGHH" It squealed or scream or something scary.
 
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