Mr Rhodes,
The test results for your blood tests and X-Rays have come in. I regret to inform you that we have determined that you suffer from a rare type of blood cancer.
In the profession it is known as Mantell's Disease. There is no known cure for it, and unfortunately it is regarded as a terminal illness. Furthermore, which is unfortunately to be expected from Mantell's Disease, the X-Rays also show that it has spread via your bloodstream to your lungs and your kidney. It is likely that it will continue to spread to your other internal organs as well.
Curiously, Mantell's Disease's appearance is most commonly associated with exposure to chemical weapons - specifically an illicit nerve gas formula called Satine D.
There are treatment options, of course, but while I naturally recommend we explore them, I must inform you that they will only delay the inevitable. There are also noticeable side effects to these options that will only further damage your internal organs, which are already ravaged by the cancer itself.
Me and my staff are all available to answer any questions you may have. I understand that this is most difficult for you. Should you need anything, do not hesitate to ask.
With deepest condolensces,
Dr James Forrestal
Funky City Hematological Specialist Hospital