ON> GSS Mokuren, Observation Deck
Asher quietly stared off into space, quite literally, while playing with a bit of Kyou's hair. He seemed to be a little spaced out, in fact, quite close to falling asleep at the rate he was going. That was one of the reasons why he was twirling her hair, he needed to do something to keep him from snoozing off. Though, he needed to do something more than just twirl hair, he needed to 'grab something'. Most desirable areas were already in comfortable places, or out of reach, so he settled for something with a more curious value, her cat-like ears.
"Ey', Kyou. Juss' 'ow much a you iss' cat, anyway?" asked the Malifarian, bending her ears back, "I nevah' really botha'd askin' anybody if all a you get jacked up on cat-nip o'somethin' like that."
"Nekovalkyrja metabolism filters out most toxins," Miyoko's voice came unbidden as she approached the pair from across the room. "But I'm sure you could eventually find something that would click." When she was about ten feet from the pair, she stopped in her path as she could see over the couch's back and noticed they were naked, then averted her gaze from the pair, with a blush lighting up her cheeks. "I'm guessing this is a bad time."
"Naw!" Asher waved his hand rather nonchalantly at the woman, as if he weren't naked at all! He leaned his head back a little bit and adjusted his head to get a good look at her. "We juss' finished up." He patted Kyou on the back, with a mischeviously sharky grin. "Kyou's a big-girl now."
"I see," Miyoko said dryly. "I felt clever tracking you two down at first, but I usually make it a rule not to walk in on naked people. I'm just checking in and making sure everybody's recovering," she explained, still staring out the window about a foot above Asher's head.
Kyou blinked sleepily over her shoulder at Miyoko, glanced down at herself, and pretty much just rolled back over. "I'm doing just fine, though I may have ignored my doctor's orders just a bit."
"Keh heh heh." chuckled Asher, before putting his hands on Kyou's sides, and shifting her over a bit so he had room to move on the couch. He looked up at her, lifting his head to get a better look at her.
"Actually, I wass' wantin' talk t'ya 'bout my own injuries." He began to roll off the couch and landed on his hands and knees. He let out a stretching groan as he curled on back, stumbling up to his feet. "Shit... I feel stringy." For all that could see, Asher was amazingly naked. Most of his disfiguring injuries had sealed up, with the except of still-erasing scar below his left arm.
"Aw'right." said the man, stretching himself a little more as he stood.
"Tha' nurses tol' me since I wass' still s'posed t'be doin' Osteotherapy, that I wassn't s'posed t'do nothin' real physical. N'well... As ya cn'see, I pretty much didn' listen to'm." He placed his rough hands on his muscular chest, "Now I cn'sorta feel a lil'pain in m'arm, n'ma ribcage."
"Why am I not surprised that you didn't listen to doctor's orders?" Miyoko asked rhetorically as she turned to inspect Asher, keeping her eyes well above his waist. "I can take a look, but I haven't even been told what happened to you over there. Just a few broken bones, or was it worse? ... and it would probably help if you put on some underpants. I prefer my patients a little less... pendulous."
Kyou blinked, looking back over her shoulder at Miyoko again, then looking over at Asher again before realizing what the other person had meant with that last comment. Kyou started giggling, hand on her collarbone where she'd been stabbed, trying and failing to keep herself from laughing out loud.
"Aw, well." said Asher, looking up towards the ceiling as he placed his index finger on his other index. It seemed he wasn't going to make any more towards putting some pants on. "First, I got blasted in'tha side 'ere." He patted the scarred tissue on his side, "Shook up m'ribcage n'tore up some muscles. Afta' that..." He counted on the next finger, "I got shot some... N'then... Oh yeah! I got stepped on by a mech. It wass', like, pushin' iss' foot down." He turned around, exposing his backside to her, and he pressed down on the center of his back. "Right here, juss' 'bout squished me." He turned back around, counting on the ring finger now. "Afta that, I got shot s'more... Nothin' too serious... Huh..."
The Malfarian began to sway side-to-side in thought, now staring back up at the ceiling.
"Awright, I think afta' that, I got throw inta' tha' Miharu's oven. Twice. By anotha' mech." He was now onto his pinky, "Hurt like shit, but tha' arma took most a' tha' brunt." Still swaying, he nodded his head before moving to his thumb, "Oh yeah! Eve troo' a shuttle at me, n'I tried t'deflect off it wit' m'shield. Shattered m'arm, and sent me straight t'tha'ground."
He looked at his hand, seeing he had counted off the entire hand, and went to the other had, starting back on his index finger.
"Afta' that, I got m'arm kinda' mended up, n'went back out inta' tha field. Nothin' real interestin' happened afta' that." He stopped, swaying and speaking, and looked at Miyoko. "Injury-wise." He began to sway again. "There wass' tha' hole mind-fuck thing where I had t'witness m'dad dyin' again, some weird fantasy, n'then one time when I challenged a Neko at a bar, but that ain't physical." He began tapping his fingers together, somewhat dissappointed he couldn't think of something, until he jumped, coming to a realization. "Oh! Yeah! Mefralfroopral hit me wit' one'a 'er tentacles, n'broke my arm again." Hit went to the middle finger, "N'then, she tried t'eat me, like, tryin' t'bite tha' shit outta' me." He placed his right hand on his chest, and his left on his back, "Right 'ere, I think I fractya'd a rib or somethin', but I ain't sure, mainly juss' tore off tha' breastplate."
With that, he swayed silently, thinking on any further injuries, and when he couldn't think of any further, he decided to leave it at that, holding up seven digits.
"Yeah, so 'bout this many." said the man finally.
Miyoko did her best to not stare incredulously as Asher listed off all the various ways he'd been mangled a few days before. At the end, it took her a few seconds to collect her thoughts, after which she replied, "Well. It sounds like you had plenty of shattered bones... I'm honestly surprised you can be up and about this early, even with your advanced healing. Likely, they wanted you to stay in bed to keep from disrupting the healing process. In a worst-case scenario, you might have jolted one of the fragments out of alignment and had the bone start healing crooked... but unless you developed any pain while, ah, being active, you're likely safe. Still, I'd tell the medic treating you so that they can examine you for any re-fractures."
Kyou put her hand up into the air, as though asking permission to speak in a classroom, and put in her side of things. "I'm not nearly as badly off, I only got gutted once, and turned into a shishkebab once, other then that, nothing. Does that mean I'm fine, or should I check in too?"
"I'd need to know just what sort of gutting it was," Miyoko said carefully as she turned to look at Kyou. "If they haven't told you to stay confined to your bed, you're probably safe. Your body should heal that up given time, but a bone that was refractured could have some serious problems if it heals wrong."
Kyou winced at the 'confined to bed' part, sighed, and grabbed Asher's shirt, using it to keep herself more or less covered as she sat up. "I guess I should go check in then."
"Uh... Heh... Heh heh... Yeah..." Asher bit his lip as he rubbed the back of his head nervously. "About checkin' in t'tha med-bay... I uh..." He shrugs, trying to play his next statement off more casual. "Heh... Iss' kinda' funny actually. I'm not allowed back in tha' med-bay unless iss' n'emergency."
"You're probably fine, Gunshin-Hei. Nekovalkyrja bodies deal with soft tissue damage very nicely most of the time," Miyoko said. Her voice took on a rather harder edge when she turned to look at Asher. "I'd ask how that happened, but I'm not sure I want to know. Well, since you've been out of bed, have you felt any significant pain or discomfort that you weren't expecting?"
"Huh... Not since Gunny came in." said Asher, shaking his head, almost somewhat glad he didn't have to explain that last one, as proud of it as he was. He stepped on over to the couch and leaned over the furniture, placing his hands on the back. "I think it wass' when I had Gunny like this, I started feelin' my arm kinda' sting again." He then gestured longways over the couch, "N'then we laid back down, thass' when m'chest started hurtin' again."
Miyoko did her best to maintain a professional attitude about the whole thing, but it was kind of hard with Asher... demonstrating. She averted her eyes to the side again, cheeks lighting up before she responded.
"Well, yes, that's probably not a good thing," she reprimanded Asher. "If they won't treat you in the Mokuren, you could go to the Hoshi. Ashitaka-Heisho is still fit for duty, I believe."
"Yeah, but uh... Ain't there a method or somethin' that involves not goin' to a med-bay? Y'know, away from all them' pokin', prodin' instraments." said Asher, looking like a wounded puppy at that suggestion. He wasn't sure if he ever told Miyoko, but he had a strong aversion to medical bays and doctors within their practice. Right now, they were in a pretty relaxed enviroment, and the orders here felt more over the counter. "Couldn't I juss' drink m'liquids n'stay in bed a'somethin'?"
Kyou couldn't help but start giggling again whe she saw Miyoko's reaction to Asher's descriptions of when things started hurting and what he had been doing when they did. She doubled over in her spot on the couch, laughing hard enough that her sides were starting to hurt again, particularly the one she'd had a large chunk removed from.
Miyoko sighed at Asher's reluctance to get a thorough examination... though at this point, it was probably for the best. She'd be willing to deal with the backlash later in exchange for the chance to tell Sanjuro that she felt Asher's prostate needed a thorough examination. "I'll cut you a deal," the violet-haired Yamataian said. "Put on some pants and I'll take a look at your arm and ribs here. It's not thorough enough to catch everything, but it should be able to tell if you seriously messed something up."
"Aw'right, I cn'do that." said Asher, nodding successfully before turning down at Kyou. He eyed her doubling over and tapped her on the back.
"Ey, babe. Didja' see where m'pants went?" He began to look one way around, trying to spot them amongst the small sprawl of clothes.
Kyou blushed a bit at that, glancing around as she straightened up, holding her side and wiping a few tears out fo her eyes. "I, ah... I wasn't paying that much attention to where things went after they came off, sorry. I was more interested in where they were coming from, at the time."
"Damn right." Asher chuckled through his teeth, his hand shooting down into a pile of clothing and yanking his pants out from under them. While he was bent down, he gave Kyou a kiss on the cheek, before standing back up. Apparently, he had been aware of where they were all along, but said nothing as he pulled up the trousers, and buttoned them. He looked over at Miyoko. "This covered up 'nuff for ya?"
"That will work," Miyoko said. She took a few steps closer to the man and gestured upward. "Raise your arm and show me where the pain was, then relax."
The Malifarian complied, raising his left arm, and laying his finger on spot right in front of the scar on his side. It was just next to the left pectoral muscle. With that, he fell back at rest, putting his hands in his pockets, literally relaxing.
Miyoko barely resisted the urge to facepalm. "I meant relax your muscles. Just raise your arm and keep from tensing up."
"Oh! Why didn' y'say so?" said Asher, rather plainly, in a way that made it seem like he wasn't even joking about that one. His arm went back up and he took a deep breath, relaxing his muscles. "If'n there is damage, who do I blame? Melibutt? Or Kyou? Eh heh heh heh."
"You might consider yourself too, for ignoring the order to stay in bed," Miyoko pointed out. "Let me know if you feel any pain from this." She pressed her fingertips to the spot Asher had indicated, then started kneading gently at the flesh, probing along the length of the bone for any irregularities without putting too much pressure on it.
"Ey, I wass' properly discharged, awright?" Asher shrugged, before letting his shoulder fall back down. He stood there, his eyes shifting a bit with each kneading motion. After a few seconds, he nodded his head side to side, somewhat satisfied with how well he was, until he let out small grunt when she went towards the center more. "Hgk... Okay, I think y'found that one."
"Hmm. That could be a re-fracture," Miyoko said. She started prodding around the area again, though she was at least a little more gentle this time. After a few more moments she straightened up and said, "Well, I think it's still okay. You'd do well to avoid any physical activity for the next day or two, though, or you could make it worse. Now show me where your arm was broken."
Asher touched the spot where the shuttle had split his humerus, only pressing his finger lightly.
"Wass' kinda' freaky, that shuttle split tha' arma' too, so tha' only thing holdin' it all t'getha was tha' synth-insert, an'tha' flesh. Kinda' dangled 'round like a limp noodle." was his grisly description of the injury.
"Did the tell you if it was a clean break or if the bone splintered?" Miyoko asked as she moved on to examine the other spot. She was a little less gentle with this one, since there was both a bit more muscle to deal with and she didn't have to worry about pushing the broken bone down into his ribcage, her fingers working down along it.
"Not really, I just' knew it hurt like n'angry bitch. It kinda' wobbled 'round freely, so I'm guessin' it was probably a clean bre-- Ffuck!" growled Asher as a spike of pain went up his arm and straight to his brain. With that, he had to resist the urge to instinctually retaliate, which he almost didn't. His fist had come up, about to strike her in the face, before he came back to run it's fingers through Asher's hair, making it look more like a suave, flourish move to maintain his already messy hair. "Yeah, dat' one hurt."
Miyoko caught the gesture, but just gave a bit of a smirk as she kept working, though she did ease up on the pressure a little... if Asher didn't know better, he might suspect that the science officer had been deliberately a little rougher than she needed to be. Finally, though, she finished up and stepped back. "Well, if I had to guess, I'd say you didn't do yourself any favors... but I don't think you've caused any lasting damage, either. You'd still do well to take it easy for a while while the bones knit back up."
"Thass' all up t'tha' young lady right 'ere." said Asher, his facial expression bordering between grin and frustration. He thumbed back towards Kyou, directing the attention, and some of the blame, onto her. "I'm addicted t'sexy women, y'know. Hard t'fight that."
Miyoko raised her hands helplessly. "I've given you my advice, which is about all I can do if you won't come to the medlab. Use it how you will. Just keep in mind that if you get too vigorous, your new nickname is going to be Lumpy."
"Awright, awright!" said the Malifarian, raising his hands as well in his defense. "I'll go pay Hiko a visit when I'm feelin' less not-goin-t'doctory and less on-tha'-couch-wit'-a-naked-girl, 'aight?"
"Fair enough," Miyoko agreed. "I think I'll leave you two to it then, shall I?"
"Well, awright. Unless well..." Asher looked at Kyou, before turning back to Miyoko with awfully seductive grin. "... y'wanna join in."
"Despite the overwhelming generosity of the offer," Miyoko said, carefully sarcastic, "I think that I'll have to pass. If you have any more health questions, though, I should be on the Hoshi later."
"Gotcha, Yoko. On tha' Hoshi." he repeated, beginning to take his pants off again.
Kyou glanced back at Miyoko, a small grin on her face. "Are you sure you don't want to join in? We might be able to actually break the furniture if we do that, rather then just move it around."
Miyoko's blush returned with a vengeance. In her own mind, this was more than enough revenge for her roughness with Asher's arm. "I'm sure, yes. But you two have fun. ... and maybe consider locking the door once I'm gone."
Asher looked back at Kyou, "But we meet such nice people this way!"
"Don't we? I mean, I got to meet that other medical officer earlier, and now Miyoko too!" Kyou winked at Asher.
Miyoko rolled her eyes a little at the ongoing conversation between the two, but left them in peace as she turned to head out the door, back toward the patient rooms.
The Malifarian turned, watching Miyoko turn to leave, and gave her one of his signature 'Hello/Goodbye' spanks on the bottom. "Thanks f'all y'help, Yoko!"
"You're welcome," Miyoko called back over her shoulder. She kept her eyes carefully ahead of herself as she heard those dual slaps, knowing quite well enough to not turn around. "Just remember to get some rest at some point." With that, she stepped out the door.
As Miyoko took her leave from the room, the once again naked Asher turned his head to look back at Kyou. A sly grin spread on his face as his eyes trailed down to her.
"Well lookit you." he said, grinning further as he strutted back over to the couch, sitting back down on it. "Ms. Smart and Sassy. Who woulda' thought y'd already be comfortable makin' them wirty dords."
Kyou blinked at that, rearranged a few letters in her mind, then blushed and looked down again. "It was... a spur of the moment thing. Not normal for me, at least."
"That so, huh?" The Malifarian placed his arms on her, and overtook her on the couch, grinning all the while, another mischevious hair apparent. "I'm feelin' a lil' spur a'tha' moment m'self. How 'bout we play a game a'forget tha' docta's orda's?"
Kyou blinked again, looking up at his face incredulously. "You do realize that you would be ignoring two different doctors at this point, right? I'm almost certain that can't be healthy, joking aside."
"That's tha' best part. Yoko ain't a doctor." said Asher, his grin reaching maximum width. He brushed back some of her hair. "She's a Science Offica', so iss' all cool. Besides," He tilted his head left to right in mild thought, "Y'worth it. I mean, c'mon. Iss' juss'a couple a'broken bones, ain't like I'm gunna' die or nothin'."
Kyou cocked an eyebrow at Asher's reasoning there, not entirely sure how the man had managed to survive to make it to this point in his life. "If she's not a doctor, then why did you ask her to check you up instead of going to a medbay? And regardless, playing around now may be fun, but if we wait a day or so, we won't have to worry about hurting ourselves anymore. Think long-term here."
Asher came down, kissing her on the lips. "Too late. Bad decision's mo' fun."
Kyou kissed Asher back ardently, only the slightest hesistation in her actions despite her cautionary words. No pain, no gain, I suppose.