"Okie dokie," John said as he showed off a picture of the chasm in the book he was reading from, "So assembled before the chasm is a Paladin, a Wizard and two Thieves. Correct?"
"Yeah, Paladin here," Luca raised his hand.
"Now, you do know that you have a code of conduct as a Paladin, right?" John leaned in towards the Captain.
Luca sighed, "Lemme guess..." He raised a finger, "Don't steal, don't cheat, adhere to law and good and all that yadda?"
"Essentially," He said.
"Drunk?" repeated the two-foot witch. "If I read correctly, paladins are supposed to not drink."
"I thought everyone was entitled to a drink, but not to be a drunkard," Luca tilted his head, "After all, just two beers couldn't affect your skills much. Twenty beers might."
"I dunno, let's see how your god likes that thought," The sound of a die rolling could be heard. The little witch stifled a quiet cackle.
"Well, you're off the hook for now, but do it again and you're smited," John said, tutting his finger. Luca sighed dejectedly.
"Now, Wizard, what spells have you prepared today?" John leaned in.
Naoko had a small selection of five 1st Level Spells, three 2nd level spells, and one 3rd Level spell. "Here," she said, proffering the sheet. "I think this is correct."
"Yep. Nothing wrong there," John said as he handed the sheet back, "So you see a stairway leading down to the first level of the chasm. You also spot a sign reading," He twiddled his fingers as he read the next line slowly and with an evil grin, "ABANDON ALL HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER!!" He chuckled a little at his show and coughed before continuing.
"The stench of sulphur emanates from chasm, and the stairs lead alongside it," He then looked up from his screen to the players, "What do you do?"
"Let the Paladin go first," chirped the miniature witch.
"Alrighty, I gaze down the chasm," Luca shrugged, "How deep does it look?"
"You think it'd be beyond reckoning, maybe a few miles," John pointed his finger to the sky and trailed it downwards, "You think jumping down it to make a hasty shortcut may be a poor idea," His finger hit the table.
"Alright then," Luca said, "Wizard, do you want to see if there's anything?"
"Anou," she mumbled, "I cast 'torch' on the other side of the chasm, to try to see if there's anything in the darkness."
"Well, you can see where you're going now, as your torch illuminates the stairs downwards and into the chasm," John proclaimed as he made a 'fvwishhh' to signify a light turning on.
"Do the two thieves wish to do anything?" John asked Robert and Panther.