To Imperial Premier Ketsurui Yuumi,
Wow, congratulations! I really hope to meet the kid someday. Sometimes I hate my job and how it keeps me busy - the same goes for you, I'm sure - but that doesn't mean I forget the people that I've met. Well, actually, I've been having a really hard time figuring out what to send as a present to be honest. Still, after thinking about it long and hard, I stumbled across what I thought would make for a good present as a friend; you won't believe what it is.
It's a Mindy II action figure, the "Mini-Mindy II R", but it's not any action figure!
It's actually a youngling scale power armor that's also become very popular among permanent Mini-Neko. Complete with accessories! There's an 'Aether Beam Saber Rifle', two 'Offensive Augmentation Pods' with reusable foam drone ammo, and a pair of 'Shoulder Mounted Aetheric Pulse Cannons'. The thing is as close as possible to the real deal, except kid safe and all that since it's recreation and not tournament grade. Whatever that means. It's probably what the 'R' in the name stands for.
Anyways! Reading the box, there's no aether weapons on it and they're just laser pointers, and instead of hemosynth, the toy uses electroactive-polymers. There's a micro-processor in it that's derived from common smart-watches too. Reading the online manual, it also says the capacitor powers a micro-gravimetric drive. But don't worry! It's got a military grade durandium alloy construction. Also, parental controls. You'll always know where the kid is and can even send video-calls to its built in HUD.
Best of all? When she grows out of it, the toy can still be played with like any other action figure. I really hope that the both of you will enjoy this for a long, long time.
Sincerely,
- Johnathan Izgimmer
Nepleslian Senator
PS: Each time I click on Nibbi's image link, it says, "Yuumi's Eyes Only" - is this an error? Also, same question as her.