Star Army

Star ArmyⓇ is a landmark of forum roleplaying. Opened in 2002, Star Army is like an internet clubhouse for people who love roleplaying, art, and worldbuilding. Anyone 18 or older may join for free. New members are welcome! Use the "Register" button below.

Note: This is a play-by-post RPG site. If you're looking for the tabletop miniatures wargame "5150: Star Army" instead, see Two Hour Wargames.

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  • 📅 July 2024 is YE 46.5 in the RP.

Nepleslian News Network [NNN] Good for your Health

The screen shows two thugs in the grimy lower sections of Funky City, and one suddenly being pulled up by a crane and dropped into a newly built settlement with what appears to be a blue and unsmogged sky, each side being show in a vertical split screen.

They both seem to go about their jobs, pulling off heists, robbing stores and outrunning the police, but the one still in Funky City and his pursuers begin to slow down and pant. By the end of the chase, the ones in the more urban setting find themselves in the hospital on respirator machines awaiting cybernetic lung transplants, while the criminal and officer in the colony are sitting on a terrace, enjoying a beer together while being waited on by numerous exotic-looking alien women. The screen blurs and letters in large print appear in front of the footage.

COME TO THE NEPLESLIAN COLONIAL EXPANSE!
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IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
 
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