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Nepleslian News Network [NNN] Nepleslia Welcomes its new NMX Overlords!

The NNN signal would be broadcast at full power across all major frequencies on Nepleslia, making it hard for anyone to get any other station with standard TVs or Radios. The video would also be sent out all over the InterNEP.

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NNN’s news anchor was shown on the cameras again, looking as great as ever though her cheeks were a bit messy and her cheeks had a soft red blush to them, her chest even looked more perky than normal through her low cut business suit top.

“This Just in!” She said with a smile, pausing for a moment as the camera moved slightly to the left to give room for the infographic, a picture of both the Nepleslian and NMX flags.

“Nepleslia has joined the NMX! All citizens are advised to co-operate with our new wonderful NMX leaders. Women are encouraged to offer any assistance they can to any NMX they encounter. Men should celebrate by firing off all their ammunition into the air immediately!” She said, her eyes turning away from the camera for a moment. The screen would then show the NNN logo and the words ‘Stay Tuned For Important Information About Our New Glorious NMX Leaders!’
 
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This signal displayed for anyone a good distance away from the broadcasting tower.

Samantha Wheelwright appeared in front of the half gutted Nepleslian news network tower. She was talking to the camera as the wind whips at her hair. She was next to Commander Wazu.

"This is Reporter Samantha wheelwright of the Nepleslian News Network. We are suffering a system's malfunction due to a Mishhu hacking attempt, and a small mishhu landing force. Do not be alarmed, things are under control. The force is a small one, but it has taken up residence in the NNN tower, and is holding many of the NNN crew hostage, preventing commander Wazu from calling down an orbital strike on the building. Still, the problem is not a major one. Please remain calm, and stay safe. This will be sorted out as quickly as possible. In the meantime, while the network is down, may I recommend turning off your televisions and hollovisions, going outside, and playing a rousing game of murderball? it's good clean fun!"

While she spoke a variety of scenes played behind her, showing the tower, wazu, and the troops fighting for the tower. Another scene marked 'dramatization' showed up, in which Wazu stood on the corpse of a Mishhu, bellowing rage against the heavens, and unleashing a torrent of fire into a crowd of several mishhu, frying them. Then his hair turned blond and pointy, and he punched the air, producing a blue shock-wave that kills all of them.

The next scene was a similarly fanciful scene of cyborg murder machines munching through mishhu like stainless steel knives through butter, once again marked 'dramatization'. Then a scene of Aethersperm playing Megadeath F--- YEAH, while murdering Mishhu with their instruments likewise marked 'dramatization'.
 
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