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<td align="left"><br><font color=white><i>Taisa Minato says:</i></font><br><h5><span style="background-color: #000000"><script language="Javascript">
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txtList[txtList.length]="Welcome to the Yamatai Star Empire.";
txtList[txtList.length]="Okaeri! (Welcome Home)";
txtList[txtList.length]="Your say matters! Propose and vote on laws in the Rippô (Legislation) forum!";
txtList[txtList.length]="Hello there. I am Taisa Eikan Minato of the 1st Expeditionary Fleet.";
txtList[txtList.length]="Watashi no namae wa Yamatai Hoshi Gun no Eikan Minato-Taisa.";
txtList[txtList.length]="Yamatai: Home of the Nekovalkyrja";
txtList[txtList.length]="Engage enemy ships at will. Certain Victory awaits. -Kessaku Irim";
txtList[txtList.length]="Your say matters! Propose and vote on laws in the Rippô (Legislation) forum!";
txtList[txtList.length]="Need a new body? Ask the PNUgen Corporation!";
txtList[txtList.length]="Ketsurui Fleet Yards: Building the future, ship by ship!";
txtList[txtList.length]="Ketsurui Fleet Yards: Excellence in Perfomance, Quality of Service";
txtList[txtList.length]="Love yourself! Love your crewmates! Love your captain!";
txtList[txtList.length]="There is no such thing as destiny. With each choice we make, we build a new future for ourselves. -Ketsurui Chiharu";
txtList[txtList.length]="How absolutely noble! You are cute when you're determined like that. -Ketsurui Eva";
txtList[txtList.length]="We are not automatons, but sentient beings with feelings, even love. -Kessaku Anri";
txtList[txtList.length]="A good teddy bear is like a fine wine, it gets better with age. -Ketsurui Chiharu ";
txtList[txtList.length]="You're humping them, aren't you? -Ketsurui Yui";
txtList[txtList.length]="Engage enemy ships at will. Certain Victory awaits. -Kessaku Irim";
txtList[txtList.length]="One of the most important thing I can do is to record my thoughts. -Ketsurui Yui";
txtList[txtList.length]="Be sure to write to draw your philosophical thought, for it's your job to leave them for future use. -Ketsurui Yui";
txtList[txtList.length]="WickedArms Industries Corporation: Rove the land, and know you're packing the good stuff.";
txtList[txtList.length]="SAINT is watching!";
txtList[txtList.length]="PNUgen Corporation: Get upgraded today.";
txtList[txtList.length]="You're absolutely beautiful and sexy and perfect -Ketsurui Yui";
txtList[txtList.length]="Mommy, what does it mean to have Shotaiken? -Ketsurui Michiko";
txtList[txtList.length]="Command officers need to leave their friends behind for the good of the fleet and the Empire, and that will never be easy. -Kyoshi Ayame";
txtList[txtList.length]="The Empire must come first, the need for the protection and safety of the people of the Empire and the Empress herself. -Kyoshi Ayame";
txtList[txtList.length]="Death is merely an occupational hazard for us, something we face everyday, and if you face it well then this is your true calling. -Kyoshi Ayame";
txtList[txtList.length]="They're probably all having a mass cat orgy on their ships right now. The bastards. -Trenton Kincaid";
txtList[txtList.length]="We are highly intelligent computer sprites, designated to you from the ship's computer with all the knowledge we will need to assist you... -Brooke, the sprite";
txtList[txtList.length]="It's more a matter of what you say, and how you say it. -Ryoshi";
txtList[txtList.length]="Ishida, open fire using the Legacy cannon. -Ketsurui Chiharu";
txtList[txtList.length]="What in Yui's name is going on here... -Kessaku Yuuko";
txtList[txtList.length]="Shina, listen to me very carefully, always go to sleep with your underwear on, okay? You forgot to put them on last night. -Henry Chen";
txtList[txtList.length]="If I let you live, you little plaything! -Naraku";
txtList[txtList.length]="Blind faith is as strong as steel and has all the subtlety of an explosion. -Ketsurui Chiharu";
txtList[txtList.length]="The past is something we cannot change; it only leaves us with a bitter taste of blood, sweat, and tears in our mouths. -Ketsurui Chiharu";
txtList[txtList.length]="You can't break out of a cage with a banana.";
txtList[txtList.length]="Go for it GSA!";
txtList[txtList.length]="Its good to have friends with you in a battle, unless they know absolutely nothing -Zeph Steele";
txtList[txtList.length]="Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts";
txtList[txtList.length]="There is no absolute peace but absolute extinction. -Robert DeFeisar";
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