Obese Obscenity
Yes, this is to you, lady in the giant hummer
This is to you kid that could roll faster than walk
This is to you, when you find that you are wider than you are tall.
When i walk the streets, or drive around town, I cannot help but notice the sheer weight that we as humans exert on this earth. We drive vehicles that weigh 2, 3, and even 4 tons. Bigger is supposedly better in this crazy world that we call home. The people that drive some of these vehicles are not much better when it comes to weight either. Some of these people are in excess of 400 pounds. Yes, just short of 3 times what I weigh. They eat fast food, drive gas guzzlers, drink big gulps, and sleep in California King beds.
You tell your children that they are beautiful. It is a face that only a mother could love. When you kid looks like Shamu, you hardly have room to call him beautiful. Weight is not great, I am sorry to say, tell your kid to run a couple miles a day.
You complain that it is hard to breath, the seats are too small, that you need more space, and clothing is constricting. When you have 5 X's before the L, that might happen, it could be a sign telling you to cut back, have gastric bypass, liposuction or some other sort of weight reduction surgery.
Let me spell it out for you, you occupy a space 3 times as large as I am, and youre not as pretty as you would like to think, you cant show off your stomach like the skinny girls, and you would suffocate me in bed. Jogging wouldnt kill you would it? Stairmaster?
If only you would realize that by being fat, you further destroy the reputation we have as americans, from the lean mean fighting force that was to be feared, into something more akin to cattle for the slaughter, we may not be where we are today. Which is to say, America would not be so looked down upon in the court of the world.
You, Fatty McFat, should not be complaining about anything. WE the rest of the american populus, should complain more about you! Being fat is like smoking, with fewer side effects. Instead of poisoning our lungs, you destroy toilets, intead of cancer, you provide us with a reason to vomit when we step outside, and instead of carcinogens, you contain enough lard to grease a couple thousand pans. So hats off to you my friend, and laugh with your tubby gut. But realize that you are not entitled to more than one seat on an airplane, a car that is 10 times the size of mine, or a handicapped parking spot because you are so lazy and overweight that you cant walk 150 feet to the store.
As a closing note, if you are offended when we call you fat, maybe you should trim down a bit, and work on that chip sitting there on your shoulder. If little old me, insults you by saying you should cut back on the big mac and fries you just ordered in the mondo extra large size, maybe you shuld realize that you take up too much space, and trim down a bit.
You kid should not look like a school bus when he wears a yellow shirt, and your vehicle should not take up more than 1 whole lane.
This has been a friendly neighborhood rant from yours truly.
Yes, this is to you, lady in the giant hummer
This is to you kid that could roll faster than walk
This is to you, when you find that you are wider than you are tall.
When i walk the streets, or drive around town, I cannot help but notice the sheer weight that we as humans exert on this earth. We drive vehicles that weigh 2, 3, and even 4 tons. Bigger is supposedly better in this crazy world that we call home. The people that drive some of these vehicles are not much better when it comes to weight either. Some of these people are in excess of 400 pounds. Yes, just short of 3 times what I weigh. They eat fast food, drive gas guzzlers, drink big gulps, and sleep in California King beds.
You tell your children that they are beautiful. It is a face that only a mother could love. When you kid looks like Shamu, you hardly have room to call him beautiful. Weight is not great, I am sorry to say, tell your kid to run a couple miles a day.
You complain that it is hard to breath, the seats are too small, that you need more space, and clothing is constricting. When you have 5 X's before the L, that might happen, it could be a sign telling you to cut back, have gastric bypass, liposuction or some other sort of weight reduction surgery.
Let me spell it out for you, you occupy a space 3 times as large as I am, and youre not as pretty as you would like to think, you cant show off your stomach like the skinny girls, and you would suffocate me in bed. Jogging wouldnt kill you would it? Stairmaster?
If only you would realize that by being fat, you further destroy the reputation we have as americans, from the lean mean fighting force that was to be feared, into something more akin to cattle for the slaughter, we may not be where we are today. Which is to say, America would not be so looked down upon in the court of the world.
You, Fatty McFat, should not be complaining about anything. WE the rest of the american populus, should complain more about you! Being fat is like smoking, with fewer side effects. Instead of poisoning our lungs, you destroy toilets, intead of cancer, you provide us with a reason to vomit when we step outside, and instead of carcinogens, you contain enough lard to grease a couple thousand pans. So hats off to you my friend, and laugh with your tubby gut. But realize that you are not entitled to more than one seat on an airplane, a car that is 10 times the size of mine, or a handicapped parking spot because you are so lazy and overweight that you cant walk 150 feet to the store.
As a closing note, if you are offended when we call you fat, maybe you should trim down a bit, and work on that chip sitting there on your shoulder. If little old me, insults you by saying you should cut back on the big mac and fries you just ordered in the mondo extra large size, maybe you shuld realize that you take up too much space, and trim down a bit.
You kid should not look like a school bus when he wears a yellow shirt, and your vehicle should not take up more than 1 whole lane.
This has been a friendly neighborhood rant from yours truly.
