"Stargazer Lazybeam Six-six, why did you smash into that privateer's freighter with our ship?"
"Because Stargazer Grindcase Rebecca Seven-six was posting another one of those faces on Polysentience, and I just couldn't help but start laughing and pressing buttons wildly because you know those faces, don't you?"
"Oh, yes, yes I do! They are very humorous, Stargazer! Which one was it!?"
"It was the 'laughing abwherans' one, except this time it was made to look like they were all looking at Gearhead Spannermonger's tiniest wrench."
"Oh, oh, as if it were his genitals!"
"Yes! Hilarious, right? I was thoroughly pleased by it. I must have laughed for twelve straight seconds before I simply had to stop looking at it. Anyway, the privateer is dead."