- RP Date
- YE 44.5.12
- RP Location
- Star Army Communications Network
STAR ARMY FIRST FLEET
HEADQUARTERS, IRIM'S CITY
To: Taisho Ketsurui Yui
CC: Chujo Iemochi Feyani
From: Taisho Kessaku Irim
1. Mistress Taisho, The new "red phone" system is complete garbage. First of all, it apparently lets random fleets eavesdrop on the call instead of being a real secure line like any other SACN communication. This is unacceptable that they are able to connect to the line without permission.
2. Second, it triggers alerts in unrelated fleets. It's an embarrassment to the Star Army. It is ridiculous that my fleet's posture should affect any other fleets. I did not contact any other fleets whatsoever, and those fleets need to stay out of my business.
3. Until these abysmal failures in the system are addressed, I am ordering my fleet's personnel not to use the red phone under any circumstances except a confirmed attack by hostile enemy ships.
4. This system is another in a long pattern of broken clutter-trash pushed on the Star Army by the Iemochi clan. We did fine for 20 years without it and when we tried it, it caused an unnecessary cluster. I urge you to order its replacement or modification as soon as possible.
Signed,
Taisho Kessaku Irim
Commander, Star Army First Fleet
Yeoman's note: In the interest of decorum, I removed at least ten "F-bombs" from this while transcribing this message for Taisho Irim.
OOC: @Ethereal
HEADQUARTERS, IRIM'S CITY
To: Taisho Ketsurui Yui
CC: Chujo Iemochi Feyani
From: Taisho Kessaku Irim
1. Mistress Taisho, The new "red phone" system is complete garbage. First of all, it apparently lets random fleets eavesdrop on the call instead of being a real secure line like any other SACN communication. This is unacceptable that they are able to connect to the line without permission.
2. Second, it triggers alerts in unrelated fleets. It's an embarrassment to the Star Army. It is ridiculous that my fleet's posture should affect any other fleets. I did not contact any other fleets whatsoever, and those fleets need to stay out of my business.
3. Until these abysmal failures in the system are addressed, I am ordering my fleet's personnel not to use the red phone under any circumstances except a confirmed attack by hostile enemy ships.
4. This system is another in a long pattern of broken clutter-trash pushed on the Star Army by the Iemochi clan. We did fine for 20 years without it and when we tried it, it caused an unnecessary cluster. I urge you to order its replacement or modification as soon as possible.
Signed,
Taisho Kessaku Irim
Commander, Star Army First Fleet
Yeoman's note: In the interest of decorum, I removed at least ten "F-bombs" from this while transcribing this message for Taisho Irim.
OOC: @Ethereal