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SANDRA Soldier Disciplined After Viral Video Surfaces on Yamatube

Central Uesureya, Yamatai -- At the weekly press conference today, the Star Army responded to questions responded to questions regarding a viral video that has had over 120 million views on Yamatube.

The video, apparently taken from an internal security camera from the Star Army Central Fleet Depot's vast underground storage facilities, shows a lone low-ranking logistics soldier stacking large barrels of pressurized liquid on a high shelf. When the soldier attempts to fill the middle shelf, he bumps it, and one of the barrels from the high shelf is knocked free by the jolt, falling over 20 meters and immediately bursting open and drenching everything in the area. The video then cuts to a clip of dozens of soldiers extensively cleaning up the mess.

The Star Army's spokesperson said that the canister contained Ori-Cola, a carbonated beverage produced by Origin Industries, and was part of the Star Army's food service stock, and that the soldier had been assigned to recieve additional forklift training. Both the video poster and the soldier who caused the accident received "appropriate disciplinary action." The Star Army also reminded soldiers to obtain permission before posting recordings to the public, or they could also find themselves in a "sticky situation."
 

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